What the fuck is happening?

do you know about DIONS?

Yes, apparently will also have a chat system in place in V2, and a Twitterkiller. Other than that, I don't know the technical aspects.
Also nevermind, it's a staking coin, the network grows by staking.

I mean, if it delivers, this will be the most impressive and functional coin I've ever seen

now you're getting it, bro

If you aren't completely retarded you should be going all in right now, especially that it's under $2