General frugal thread

Things you do to save money. I wipe my ass with wash clothes so I don't have to pay for toilet paper

I would do anything for money, yes I would do anything for money, yes I would do anything for money but I won't do that, no I won't do that.

I shit on a street for the same reason

Then you.. wash and wear the clothes?

I roll my own cigarettes for 3 cents a piece

I've cut women entirely out of my life
Huge money drain

Pajeet spotted

Tipped you some Ethereum my good man.

i live with my parents even though im 29
i work for myself and dont pay taxes
i receive ebt and snap benefits that i sell for cash
i only fuck girls who work for my cock
i wear the same clothes for the last 5 years
i skip eating most meals then eat
i eat at a church soup kitchen thats in the neighborhood as often as i can
i could probably retire in a few years if i wanted to

live in a shit apartment
drive a shit car I paid off years ago
use computers from around 2008
don't have cable, have min cost cell phone and 5 yo android phone
don't have kids
never buy shit I don't need
never buy alcohol, coffee, or soda, only drink if its free
cook every meal, only go out if its for business and I calculate a ROI
never give gifts worth more than $20
never donate
shave with weeks old safety razers
never get roped into going to shit concerts with friends
never pay for public transport or parking, I walk or don't go
save half my gross income a year (around 120/y) before I even pay bills

Thanks, I hope you didn't send it to the above address because that's a chancoin addy.