General frugal thread

i honestly cant remember the last frivolous item i bought.

Shave my head so I don't have to pay for shampoo/conditioner/haircuts.

only flush for fecal matter

only bathe/change clothes once coworkers mention body odor. usually 3 days. if they say nothing for 5 days, I assume this is because its not noticeable. eventually I may be able to bathe only once every 2 weeks, and put on clothes with no regard like the frenchman do

Stop smoking and start V A P I N G

and the prime of your life, your 20s, pass you by as you live like a pauper.

sad!

Sometimes i order chicken instead of steak.

added benefit of repelling the estrogen jew
that'll easily save you a cool million over your life time.

this is the most depressing thread on Veeky Forums

>spending $100 at a shit bar for $5 of alcohol to get drunk 2 days out of the week is what life is all about
>you're not living if you're not paying $50k for a BMW to make the 20min a day you spend in a car slightly more comfortable

Your life sounds miserable. I actually feel bad for you. Lighten up.