Would you rather gain 50 lbs of permanent muscle spread evenly or 3 inches to your dick length?

>spread evenly

that movie is the funniest thing i have ever seen when i watched it in french and was only able to understand like half of it.

50lbs of muscle would look ridiculous, I wouldn't want that anyway.

If I had 3 inches added I'd have an 11 inch penis, which would be fucking INCREDIBLE.

I would choose 50 pounds of muscle if the lady in your picture came with it.

I'm too short for 50 lbs. Can I just have 20 lbs instead? k thnx.

Muscle. A 9 inch dick is not enjoyable to any woman.

>lying about your penis size on an Etheopian bee-keeping site

This just added 3 inches of dick length to me.

You dont have to put it all the way in senpai

>Can I just have 20 lbs instead?

No, rules are rules. You either get 50lbs dick length, or the muscles.

Post bum

I'm happy with my mass, not happy being a 5.1x5.1 dicklet tho

>You either get 50lbs dick length, or the muscles.

Isn't your dick a muscle? It's small by weight, so 50lbs spread evenly would be what?

If we're discounting stuff like eyelid muscles, tongue, and etc, there's 200 skeletal muscles that people would bother even really pay attention to. So 1/4 lb of muscle added per muscle, essentially. Smaller muscles will benefit more noticeably from this, unless by "evenly" you meant proportionally. So, with the average penis being 5.5 inches long when erect and from my inaccurate (because I can't find a legitimate study, just assholes online) google searching, weighing approximately 1/2 a pound flaccid, an additional quarter pound of muscle will easily give you your 3 inches when blood's flowing.

So if that calculation is correct, I'd take muscle and get the dick anyway.

Otherwise, dick. It's the only muscle you can't make bigger by conventional means.

>50lbs dick length

I love buff dicklets. No worries, bby cub.

Dick size of course. I'm already 200lb, I'd look like a freak with an extra 50lb of muscle at 5'11.

it's an organ m8

>lady

As someone with a 9 inch dick: bullshit

You need to be more careuful with it but there's nothing you can't do with it. (And it looks impressive)

I'm content with my 5'' user, just give me those 50 lbs of permanent lean muscle. My lifts would skyrocket.

50lb lean muscle mass, but it depends on your situation doesn't it?

I'm a 6'1 165lbs beginner so shooting up to 215lbs and just getting lean would look godly, but I've also got a decent dick size and I think an extra 3" would make it too big

Permanent muscle, then stop eating until at 7%bf and bang all the chicks anyway.

Dick length is overrated, you need good girth and "sufficient" length. Besides, you need to have the girls first, or all your dick gains are pointless.

What are you, 3'?

If you are 5'8 or more 50 lbs of muscle will not even make you close to a strongman the same height.

I am already around 8 inches length and 5.5 girth so I'm fucking huge.
I would rather have +50lbs muscle so my body can match my cock.

strongmen look like garbage and the only women attracted to them are fetishists

dick size

you can grow your muscles, you can't grow your dick

hell, if you want 50lbs of muscle hop on roids

actually as someone with an 18inch-dick-over-the-internet i can tell you they dislike it. also HEIGHT FACE FRAME is your life

I'm perfectly satisfied with my dick but 50lbs is too much either. So I would prefer 25lbs of muscle + 2 points to my face aesthetics.

I'm 193cm and even to me 50lbs would be too much.

Define "too much".

I consider "too much" to be when you become less proficient at your sport.
I mean, an IFBB pro would be better at tennis if he lost 50 lbs of muscle, but he would be better as a bodybuilder with 50 lbs more.
Personnaly to be better at strength training, h2h combat and gunfighting (in full kit) I think I could use 50lbs of lean mass.

Dick size pls.

>adding 3 inches of length without girth will just make me a needle dick so the muscle I guess.

but then I would have a 9 inches dick and wouldn't be able to go ballsdeep

Your dick is not a muscle, its a spongious tissue

At least it produces spongious tissues, that we know :p

I'm 5'8
Gimme that muscle I wanna be monstrous

Dick. People will notice if I suddendly put on 50 lbs of muscle, but no one has seen my dick

Both are shit choices.

>roid freak
>10x5.5 needle wang

No thanks.

>become less proficient at your sport
This. Plus It's tiresome to eat this much. Also when you weight 110+ kg it's extra stress on your joints and spine despite height. And of course I don't want to be too big.

3 inches. I have 8 now and an 11 inch dick is close to celebrity tier

>there are men moronic enough out there to choose having more muscle over a bigger dick
holy shit

I'm the same.

I'd take 25lbs of muscle, though.

Wouldn't 50lbs spread evenly include dick?

Dick length of course. I can add more muscle, dick length I cannot.

at some point having a bigger dick doesn't do anything for you.

I'd add 3 inches to me HEIGHT then maybe I could even get laid

the same can be said for how much muscle you have

I'd take 1.5" dick width to make mine 6" x 6"

I'll take muscle. Dick is big enough.

1.5 beenus inches
25lbs mussels

50 lbs of muscle. Being 10% bf @ 6'2, 250 would make me look like a God.

No one will either.

can i add 50lbs to my dick?!

>mfw "spread evenly" means according to muscle group size
>mfw most of it goes to your ass and legs
>mfw you are now t-rex

If you don't believe me, add me on kik and Ill show you: biigboytommy

>50 lbs dick length

I'm not sure what I'd look like being 5'9" 215lbs

I agree with this guy entirely.
Length isn't even that important - girth is. Regardless 50 lbs is obscene. That's like permanently blasting roids muscular.

You should change it to 20 lbs of permanent muscle or 1 inch girth + inch length

Well I was born with a micro penis so make it an additional 9 inches with acceptable girth and I'll take that.

muscles, I already have a big penis.

muscle but that would probably be too much. Dick is already big enough

I'm pretty big already but with a 6'' dong. Give me those 3 inches pls

>tfw 6'4
>tfw 7inch pee pee

I'd take the 50 pounds
>tfw I probably still wouldn't look like I lift

6x5.5 ain't bad. So muscle.

Id take muscles.

3 inches to dick would still have me a bit below average length. No point.

Im so sorry

a 10 inch penis seems like too much

Bullshit. That is huge af

I'm 5'8 167 and I look pretty big. There's no way you're an inch shorter and 10lbs heavier lean

>50 lbs of permanent muscle spread evenly
y-y-yes please.

That's more than a natty could achieve in a lifetime.
It'd be hard to explain, but fuck, who cares?

>spread evenly
>giant fucking tongue choking you to death

Actually a good question lol. For me it's the dick because I can work for the muscle but I can't make my dick longer. But 3" is a lot. So is 50 lbs though.

Don't need either

I had this same connundrum, but then I realized 50lbs would make me arnold.

And then I could get more pussy than an extra 3 inches. Plus even bad muscular actors make more money than long john porn stars

Muscle without a doubt, my dick's already massive.

>Option 1: be too big (unless you're currently 6'5"+ with 0 muscle)
>Option 2: get a needle dick

Neither of these are desirable. Fuck you OP

Pure muscle=/=Lean Body Mass

5'8" Strongmen do not have an additional 50lbs of muscle over your average 5'8" guy

>being hung like a soda can

I'm 5'9'' so i would like two or three inches to my height and 25 pounds of muscle

3in of dick would be nice, then my penis mifght actually be visible under my fat

This is Dwight Qawi at 5'5 175

It doesn't?

please explain

Lean body mass (LBM) is everything that's not fat- so muscle, water, bones, etc

50lbs of pure muscle is a lot different than 50lbs of LBM. Pic related is 50-60lbs lbm

but bones are the same for adults regardless of anything else. A dude at 100lbs will have the same bones at 300lbs. Same with organs and stuff.

So any increase in muscle is an increase in lbm?

Yes. 50lbs of pure muscle will put you beyond natty limit instantly, so you'll look goofy unless you're very tall

I'd do the girth, too. I'm already "a little too long", but I've not had complaints either way about my girth.

If I can't do that, then muscle.

At 215 I could lose 20 lbs and still look jacked af with my frame.

3 Inches would have me slangin huge dick.

... this is the worst how am I supposed to decide. Probably the dick, I can always get on the juice.

but Arnold was 50lbs heavier than I am, so I would just look like arnold with a little extra fat. Then when I cut, I will be king of Veeky Forums

dick size definitly, having 10 inches would be cool

>2 inch dick erect

I'm so sorry user