Tfw 27 and starting to feel like that weird old guy when I go clubbing

You ain't missing shit.

Parties with family and close friends are infinity better.

The tier of clubs that 18 year olds hang out in (yes, 18 year olds, Americucks) should really bore you by now anyway.

24 here. i only go to clubs to have ONS. usually leave with one in 2 hours. if it goes any longer I just fucking go home. I'm getting real tired of it tho. I need a girlfriend.

How are you not bored as FUCK with clubs? I just turned 28, and I still go out a few times per year. I usually regret it, because I just get so bored with it.

clubbing is the worst. I used to do it because I felt it was expected of me.

All this beta cuck club hate

>not liking going to a club swole af in your white button down, taking home the hottest sloot and then doggy fucking her as her glorious asshole is wide open for your finger as she vaccums in your dink

youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY

well just listen.. since its not animated..

>implying American clubs and bars aren't also filled with 18 year olds
Tons of college freshmen get fake IDs, mostly for the purpose of bragging about having one

>not being bored with clubs by 23
go get a hobby and meet people that way

It's a bretty sweet gig, the upside is the women are very traditional, stay at home mom types who don't do drugs. Downside is Mormons are batshit.

The worst. I'm getting this now and I'm just starting to make it.

>getting compliments from women
>still feel DYEL mode
>getting first night makeouts
>spending nights with women
>mom tells me I need to get married cause age
>mfw I'm just making it
>mfw I want to experience what I'd missed out on
>mfw still can't reach 4 plate diddlylift

I'm only 23 and already starting to feel that way user.

>tfw 18 years old on the inside

i would rather have a qt gf that i love than a random slut who i have to pay money for and could possibly give me an STD

this doesn't seem appealing at all

it makes me feel sad just thinking about being that guy

What about that makes you feel sad?

He would rather sit in the corner and watch like the cuck he is

Just avoid the mainstream EDM crowd and you're fine, there's plenty of clubs/genres for our generation.

it seems so meaningless

no...id rather have a intimate connection with the woman, not just fuck some random cunt i dont give a shit about and will regret later on

this is the internet here faggot, we're all user, you don't need to put up your tough guy alpha image on here, nobody gives a fuck.

Drinking and dancing with my friends is my hobby

it is pretty retarded and sad

>he still thinks fine virgin maidens with 1950s family values exist

>muh euphoria
Not every friday night has got to be spent wearing fedoras and discussing Tolstoy on your favorite subreddit.

EDM culture is the easiest environment to pick up grills. 100s of girls rolling balls=guranteed to get your pp touched

they do, however they are not the girls that go to clubs and think turning up is all there is to life and hook up with retarded meat heads who dance like literal retards

Sure, that's not relevant at all to the OP though.

no they're not, believe me. Family is shit...
there is always arguing about everything

you are me

im 30 and was fat when I was younger, im not settling down. fuck that, im living life on my terms not by what others tell me to do.

The only thing that saddens me is realizing the fragility of relationships. So many women I meet will have kids, be divorced, or some sort of baggage. Or a huge deadlift.

This tbqhf

yeah at this point I give up

rather than settle for someone elses scraps, im just going to get fit as fuck and fuck young girls

not that I lift for girls, but yeah. im not going to raise someone elses son or whatever.

This so much, relationships just seem forced and fake at this point.

It's time to graduate to the cigar lounge, friend. It's better up here anyway.

>21 and already to old for clubs
all of my friends are graduating this year, im finally moving out of my parents and with my girlfriend
gains keep coming but my hair isnt, tfw going bald
>everyone settling down with their long term gf or bf
>getting meaning full jobs
shit i wish i could go back to being 18 and drinking and partying all the time. i dont know what's gonna happen when i hit 28
>feels bad and good.

>shit i wish i could go back to being 18 and drinking and partying all the time

This attitude is why you fail. Grow the fuck up.

t. Veeky Forums

you need to go to the right clubs

you also need to go with the right people

You see when you go to clubs you see different types of older people
the weird old guys who seem to be out of place cause they dont really enjoy themselves and/ or try to forcibly connect to the young crowd

and the old guys who are clearly having a blast with their friends, minding their own business

I can see myself still to to clubs and festivals occasionaly when Im 45 as long as my friends are with me.

Haha I started falling asleep and whinging about clubs being loud back when I was 23 do more fun shit OP

Tell em

not failing brethren, i just do 4 course instead of 5 per semester, easier work load and let me work as well.
jokes on you if you cant maintain school, work, gym, and a social life

I feels ya, brah

that happens at 24-25, you're just realising it now because you are slow.

clubs are for kids

there is something for everyone at everytime in your life, some place that you will find fun and fulfilling.

staying too long in one only stops you from finding the next. there is far more than one way to be....

>normalfags will never leave

>tfw when 23 years old and still people think that I am a 16 year old teenager.

FFS pisses me off to no end. especially since i am an officer in army. lack of fucking respect.

I have younger friends in the age range that keep asking me out to clubbing.

And I keep falling for it, only to be disapointed as fuck as hotties around me drewl all over all the young 21 year old dudes hanging around.

Next day I'm hungover as fuck.

I already have a cute thankfuly, but fuck the difference between early 20's and late 20's is very apparent to me now

Deep as fuck

>go get a hobby and meet people that way
what kind of hobby?

not at all, just really obvious and true.

there are no rules motherfucker.
life starts with school but after that is done there is no need to do what most people do.

life for me was depressing as fuck until i realised that

First and only time I went clubbing I was the youngest little shit here. 21.

>t. Veeky Forums

Don't do that. It's retarded. You are not a board you browse sometimes, and even if you were that board is probably shit, and even if it wasn't it would be a retarded appeal to authority.

Really rich kids.
Most young people dont have the kind of dosh to blow at a club

Why do people go clubbing?

Is it just to get laid or is there something else?

I've never been to a club. I went to a few house parties during my undergrad and that was cool but I don't think I'd go to one now if I was invited.

Idk bro, settling down is pretty comfy. Get yourself a qt. gf or friend group to hang out with on the weekends.

>What is selection bias

There are girls like that out there.

I've dated a couple of them. I'm dating one right now (she's not a virgin now but she was before we started dating).

You're not going to find them in clubs.

Seriously, if you're trying to be Chad McSluthunter why the fuck would you expect to find a girl with values?

You're a fucking idiot then.

I know so many people that were like you. They think they're all "grown up" and don't need to go to bars or clubs anymore.

Then a couple years down the road, they regret it because they're like "wow, my life is going by fast and now I don't have any free time to go out and do things"

That's because 27 is genuinely too old to go clubbing. Just go to normal bars and not fake tan body glitter techno strobe light clubs you dumbshit

You still believe in Santa too I bet

>All girls are sluts because the only girls I seek out are sluts

That's how stupid you are.

Wtf. I'm planning on going to clubs till I'm 40 dude fuck. I genuinely love music and dancing though and I don't go for the sluts. They're always a a bonus though once you show your moves on the dance floor.

Anyone who says "I'm too mature" or "I'm too old for the club" under age 28 is literal beta who is probably ugly and/or virgin

>why?
Easy to socialize, fun as fuck when a song comes on where everyone knows the lyrics (kinda) and everyone sings along as off key and loud as possible while dancing like a retard. Shuffle steps, throw your hands in the air and just go nuts with everyone and dance with qts. Then buy them a drink and socialize. It's just fun. More fun when you know everyone.

t. 21 year old Chad

Fucking this.

I love the camaraderie of it. It's awesome to just dance your ass off with your Bros and some qts.

Went to a club without my girlfriend on Friday. Was a good time but its not fun when you can't pick up club sluts

>get juiced, do some fun dancing with some crazy black dudes
>decently hot club slut tries to dance with me
>do some innocent dancing but don't escalate because gf
>she turns around and starts backing into me
>push her away
>she finds another dude to grind against and make out with right next to me in no less than 5 minutes
>EXACTLY same thing happens again with different girl

If me and my girlfriend don't stay together forever, I'm not dating any girls. Does it disturb anyone else how slutty women are?

Club girls are slutty girls. Nice girls do exist

It's the nature of Women m8. I'm not gonna bore you with biology, science and all that bullshit, but all women are hypergamous deep down, even the qt christian girls you see at church.

Just sit back and enjoy the ripe, low hanging fruit.

>Easy to socialize, fun as fuck when a song comes on where everyone knows the lyrics (kinda) and everyone sings along as off key and loud as possible while dancing like a retard. Shuffle steps, throw your hands in the air and just go nuts with everyone and dance with qts. Then buy them a drink and socialize. It's just fun. More fun when you know everyone.

I literally do not see the point in any of that, never have, never will. I don't understand you people at all, it's like you're from a completely different species.

you can do drugs and party without having to go to shitty clubs

eh, I've been that guy, but after a while it starts to get really old really quickly

there's only so many sluts you can bang before you start wanting something else

that girl you want to settle down with is also a slut

I don't really care if a girl is a slut or not, especially since I myself am a man-slut

this whole "innocent virgin" thing is stupid and doesn't exist. The kind of intelligent, interesting women that are worth dating have usually explored sexuality and aren't afraid of it.

The only virgin girls are fucking weirdos tbqh

kinda sad how not being a slut isnt the norm hm?

well what do you mean by "slut"?

if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person

the problem with most people on this thread is that they don't talk to girls, so they have them up on this pedestal and can't understand that girls have wants and desires just like men

True, I may just be spoiled and have an unusually pleasant family

sucking every dick you see is far from respectable

This user is right tho

>if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person

c u c k

Yeah but I only have like 2 friends I hang out with.

Doing drugs and partying is fun but gets boring when the three of us don't have any friends.

Going to a club spices up the fun.

Banging randos, nah, no thanks.

I'd rather have an intimate connection with someone I like and look into their butthole when I'm pounding them doggy.

>that weird pajeet at the club in his purple dress shirt with his chest hair showing

There's always Indian dudes hovering around white chicks in the club. It's weird as fuk

>Clubbing after 24.
Yeah youre fucking up. I understand going out but clubbing isnt meant for old fags and 27 is OLD for clubbing. Youre making yourself uncomfortable so just stop going.

>if a girl is 22 years old, and has slept with some guys, that isnt slutty, that's being a normal person

If you feel out of place, you are out of place.

Otherwise you shouldn't care and just enjoy life

Meh, I used to like clubbing.
Back when I used to live in a different city, often girls asked me to come back to their place.

Ever since I moved back to my home city, it seems that no one is interested in me. Must be the politics or something...

>muh feelings are always correct

>magic the gathering
>programming
>rifles
>cars
>vidya
shit i picked the wrong hobbies

>magic the gathering
idiot game for babies

>programming
a job, not a hobby

>rifles
a symptom of mental illness, not a hobby

>cars
a job, not a hobby

>vidya
a time sink for manchildren

>shit i picked the wrong hobbies
You sure did.

t. Rowdijon Laquejyah Jackson

why are those bad hobbies?

lets list female hobbies:

>instagram

>shopping at sephora

and you think magic is a bad hobby relative to that?

I agree dude, im not even sure if i'd ever actually use the term "slut" on a girl other than someone who works as a slut... i've been in 2 long term relationships throught my last 7 years and (one 4 and other 3 years) i'd find stupid anyone calling my ex's "slut" because they've slept with me or even someone else in any other relationship or, fuck, even casual sex. Lol.

maybe you're looking the wrong way