Roommate eatting every goddamn thing in fridge

I got a tiny DYEL roommate at college.. to save money since we are bros - we buy groceries together.

I am the type that can wait a day or two to eat a bunch of snacks: cookies, ice cream, etc.

But this motherfucker every week.. at like 3 am I hear him in the kitchen just shredding through every goddamn thing in the cabinet and fridge.

I didnt think it was humanly possible to eat an entire loaf of bread, but he can. Jar of Peanut butter.. gone.

If I buy snacks like cookies..if I dont eat every last one or the entire quart of ice cream.. that fucker eats all of it. I don't know what to do?

During the normal hours.. like on a weekend..ask if he wants to go out to a restaurant... either says no, or barely eats anything..

but come 3am.. wtf.. everything again is gone.

I once resorted to hiding fucking food... I really dont want to live like this.

We talked about and he knows he eats like a barbarian and promises not to do it again... 2 weeks later... AGAIN.

On top of all this, he knows he has stomach issues and certain foods shouldn't eat.. but does anyway.. which results in being in the toilet for long periods of time shitting up the place.
If I happen to be up playing a game.. and I hear him in the kitchen I get this sinking feeling like 'ffffuuuuu, whats he eating now!?!"

WTF DO I DO? Im not going to fight the guy or kick him out.

>I didnt think it was humanly possible to eat an entire loaf of bread.
Seriously?

In one goddamn sitting?

Either have a sit with the lad and talk about the issue like an adult, move out, or hold it in and post about it on an online underwater basket weaving forum like a child.

We did.. and he apologized... then 2 weeks later back to the same.

If hes that remarkable there might be a study in it.
Researchers would feed him for free for the duration of the study.

Hey, if the bread is fresh...

you must be even more tiny than your roommate then. I eat two loafs of bread for breakfast.
how about you not buy groceries together? is that so difficult? to be honest you're being a massive autist trying to controle what your roommate is eating. you're not his father. you're roommate must be very kind or very autistic himself to not tell you to fuck off.

>I eat two loafs of bread for breakfast.
fatass pls get off my board

If he's paying for what he eats, i can not see how is that your problem.