Tinder

>it's a hook-up app
for a small percentage of men

dont listen to these fucking retards OP there is no such thing as free pussy if you are not alpha chad

Don't? But if you do it's real simple: don't sperg out, although judging by the fact you're here asking there's a very high risk of that.

Girls aren't on tinder looking for conversation, white knights, deep connections or any kind of romance. Make it clear what you're looking for, don't be shy or complicates. Keep conversation to the point and mildly humorous to convey you're not a creep or a bore.

Set a meet, preferably netflix and chill, have a beer and fuck. Rinse and repeat, these bitches are not relationship material.

>swipe everyone

good advice but theres times when i can swipe 10 munters in a row

>alpha Chad
Stop

>girls from bars aren't relationship material
>girls from clubs aren't relationship material
>girls from tinder aren't relationship material
>girls from online dating aren't relationship material

So, where DO I get a girl that is relationship material?

who does one get a female that is practically a stranger on the internet to come round my house to watch netflix when i have taken her on no prior dates

battered woman shelters

go back to /r9k/ faggot, no one likes your type here

>girls
>relationship material

You may choose up to one

>sluts

>sluts

>sluts

>sluts

why would you date a slut

you don't

school, library, coffee shop, flower store.
book store used to be a good spot but its a mixed between really good girls and nasty sluts,

i am a 6/10 on a good day and i find it easy to get roots on tinder. you're probs just autistic brah soz

>So, where DO I get a girl that is relationship material?

Family-friends, friends of friends, friends of your siblings. Basically through already established social groups that are close to you. This is literally the only way to find a quality female.

Any other way is just asking for trouble.

If you have no friends, no siblings, no family.........you're basically fucked for finding a quality relationship and you should just be a manwhore for the rest of your life, because it aint worth it.

go to church, nigga

>Get a decent opener that is funny but not desperate
>"Out of all my matches, you're the most... recent" worked for me
>Ask her a couple bullshit detail questions about herself
>Ask to meet up
>She agrees, you ask for her phone number "so you can set up the details"
>But really it's so you don't get lost in the abyss of heyou what's up messages
>Meet up
>Fuck.

Remember that you don't really need filler messages when you're talking to someone from Tinder, and just details, confirming, and then actually meeting. Unless you go out, fuck, and then try to be fwb after. If she doesn't reply after a day, you can send ONE extra text. If you triple text, you're fucking done. Match response times and sizes. And finally keep in mind that this is just general advice. Some girls may not say anything or want to meet up, and some will want to talk about shit and send nudes, etc. In which case, go on and talk. But don't force yourself to make small talk. And finally, if she makes excuses not to meet twice, but never suggests another time, drop her.

Wat do if you're good looking, really good at 'woo'ing her over text/tinder but you have social anxiety so you're scared to meet?

srs

only chads can get free pussy you stupid piece of shit

>school
Not in school anymore

>library
What the fuck? How does one pick up a girl at a library?

>coffee shop
This is can understand

>flower store
How?

Keep in mind I'm normal looking so it would require quite a few attempts to get a phone number, so I would have to visit these places quite often.

I feel sorry for all str8bros.

Pic related. As a white guy living in Asia... Get laid within 30 minutes when you get horny, no swiping, chatting, or drinks required. Twice or thrice a day if you want. Fuck Barney's perfect week. Try for a perfect month.

gay ass nigga baka fuck outta here

>Girls aren't on tinder looking for conversation, white knights, deep connections or any kind of romance. Make it clear what you're looking for, don't be shy or complicates.
>Set a meet, preferably netflix and chill, have a beer and fuck.
this line of thinking should enlist you to sex offender registry be default

I'm the guy from the comment and by no means Chad. I hook up maybe once or twice a month through Tinder. It's really not that hard.

School, stores, restaurants, pretty much quiet casual places.

General rule for me is if I meet you at a place with partying, alcohol, or slutty dressing involved, you're more than likely just good for one night stands and making my genitals itchy.

Trust me, met a girl in school and we've been together for about 3 and a half years.

he isnt wrong though

why treat tinder whores like delicate flowers? they are sluts.

they are literally sucking dick they found on a smartphone app. think about that for a minute.

You probably look good. Pic?

>they are literally sucking dick they found on a smartphone app. think about that for a minute.

men suck pussy off a smartphone app too

and they are also sluts

point is, if you are on tinder it speaks volumes about you as a person

why treat a tinder slut like a respectable woman?

I used to live in China for a while (as a white, 6'1), it's the same for straigh bro's. Girl's even pay for the dates.

let me clarify
ONLY ALPHA CHADS GET FREE PUSSY YOU FUCKING STUPID DUMBFUCK THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE FOR FOR BETA NON-CHAD MALE
doesn matter how hard he tired he will never ever ever ever ever become alpha chad

>mad that he can't get matches on tinder

dont worry i feel too

HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>they are literally sucking dick they found on a smartphone app. think about that for a minute.
only alpha dick

I look average though I'm tall. Pics are very important. First one is me next to a girl, second one is me in a small group of guys and girls. So my height is very visible without putting it in my bio.

But it also depends on region I think. US for example is waaay easier than Western Europe.

>he will never ever ever ever ever become alpha chad
Then what are you doing here?

who is mad?

im being objective here: why treat girls on tinder like anything but sluts?

generalizing is bad but it's tinder, come on.

You meet them in various places. From grocery stores, gyms, etc. To hobbies and activities. You can even meet them in the street. Not all girls are whores, but almost all whores go clubbing, tinder, etc.

TL;Dr get a life and meet girls that way. Or have the balls to approach them in the park, gym, etc.

They're on an app actively looking for sex with strangers, dumbass. Just be that stranger.

>I have a problem accepting reality so you should be registered for wrongthink
>girls go out clubbing in whoreish clothes and get wasted because they just want to dance with friends, shitlord. How dare you assume!
>omg look that guy is cute, I would gargle his marbles tonight.. But be better buy me a drink first! XD
Go back to fucking tumblr

only idiots from /r9k/ say that, because they never even leave their moms basement. but then again, for robots I'd probably qualify as Chad even tho I'm skinnyfat and simply not a social shutin

Library, a convent, church, bible study groups, bookstores. The options are endless

I don't know why guys say this, you yourself are using the app / going to a bar / going to a club / online dating etc. Are you not relationship material?

If you have a decent judge of character you can meet a quality girl literally anywhere. The idea behind not dating a girl you meet on x platform is that they tend to be self absorbed/sluts, but if youre not a complete social retard its easy to weed those people out

do few rails of coke before meeting, or treat your anxiety with specialist

He said Netflix and chill, not pornhub and rape, neckbeard.

men and women aren't equal, wake up cuck

also - most clubs are sausages fests full of a few alphas, tons of betas, and few broken females looking for a alpha to fuck.

>Live in a shitty hillbilly state (WV)
>Nearly everyone obese
>Be me, after a year of getting Veeky Forums and I have pretty good face genetics
>All girls that are 6/10 and above have their egos waaay out of proportion b/c of this shitty state

Wat do, fit? Should I not care and just fuck butterface pussy? Or should I just act like a monk for a year and a half until I graduate and move literally anywhere else but here?

is it actually possible to treat it? or will they just throw a whole bunch of meds in my face thatll make my life even worse?

I would say it's moderate social anxiety because I have friends, I refuse to go up to girls unless I'm piss drunk and I always think people are talking shit about me (even strangers who couldn't give less of a shit about me)

you know that saying, key that opens many locks is a master key, but the lock that gets opened by many keys is useless?

If you swipe everyone and nobody swipes you back for a long time Tinder will put you in ghost mode where you can still swipe, but won't be visible to others. Be careful.

no homo tho

I said before, for a robot shutin basement dweller like you, anyone who isn't scared to talk with others seems like Chad so stfu and kill yourself already

>speaks volumes about you as a person

Keep telling yourself this buddy, you'll meet a 10/10 girl at an anime convention one day, hang in there

>ghost mode where you can still swipe, but won't be visible to others.
Sounds like a greek mythology punishment.

well, you can try phenibut. or you can try getting over it and just trying to improve your way of thinking with time

Sounds like my life

Yeah dude, women are all sluts, who needs em amirite? If they are out anywhere in a social setting theyre obviously tainted whores who ignore the nice guys like us. Let's make a pact and die virgins to spite those evil sluts! hehe xD

Oh my fucking god, LEAVE. This must be the SEVENTH "Tinder thread" I have seen TODAY.

FUCK OFF. TAKE YOUR PATHETIC, FAILED NORMALFAG BULLSHIT TO WHERE IT BELONGS. Preferably /soc/ or misc.

NOBODY gives a FUCK about your PATHETIC attempt at humblebragging.
>H-hey guys, look at how hilarious I am, talking to this below average, used up ditzy bitch hahaha I made a long bone archaeologist joke haha reply plea-
FLUSH YOURSELF. IT ISN'T FUNNY, and the ONLY reason you make these stupid fucking threads and posts is because you want to show off the fact that after YEARS of lifting and hard work you managed to score some bland air headed 4/10.

Oh, congratulations gymcel, what a fucking achievement! You're NOTHING compared to Chad. She will ALWAYS be thinking of the time she spent with Chad in her prime, because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME. STOP polluting the board with this SHIT.

>a key that opens many locks
its tinder bro; you aren't doing a cold pick up at a funeral

Lmao being this much of a fedora, good shit, keep it coming

Yeah I feel I've gotten at least 10% better. I have some buddies at the gym. Made friends with this girl I usually feel super anxious around.

I'll keep phenibut as a last resort. Thanks brah!

Find people with long term established relationships. Hang with them, actually witness the love between them. Kill the man and take her for your own.

Brehs, I have literally 0 game what are some good openers?
>Pic related

Pic related is what occupies 98% of Tinder (and the public) in my area. I want to kill myself on a daily basis in this god-forsaken place.

Why do your boobs spread out so much?

that's a 6/10? what's a 10 to you

This. This is you.

Nooo... I'm saying that whale is what MOST of the people on tinder look like around me. Definitely not a 6/10

Christ I want that

What is sarcasm

whats with the ad hominems

im just saying if you use a slut app dont expect to be treated with class

thats reasonable, no?

>Not here to be someones fuck toy.

If I looked like her, I'd take anything I could get.

jesus christ do people like this lack any self awareness, or they just know somewhere out there someone is desperate enough

not enough material to cover that fat ass either

This, is not true.

You guys can get free dates with enough effort and finesse.

I recall when that concept was a constant one liner. Shits autistic af desu senpai.

I just feel sorry for people like you, you're not speaking from experience, and if you are you just have a bad judge of character. This line of thinking is becoming so popular now and it's just a circlejerk of virgins and beta's who take their frustrations out on women ignoring them.

Real talk here, if you happened to use the app and you matched your version of a 10/10 and she was into you and wanted a relationship you would turn it down because "hurr durr slut"?

>come on

>What's Veeky Forumss advice to hooking up with girls on Tinder??

Find your best posing picture and photoshop the shit out of it.

Tinder is a cock/pussy market based entirely on looks.

Tinder is the same thing for me. Nothing you can do but embrace the boipussy.

>see tinder on phone
>ok let's swipe some
>swipe left on some whales
>suddenly a qt
>want to swipe right
>think about how it would be a hassle to deal with a girl
>close tinder

Fucks sake how do I actually make myself want to swipe right?
Why am I such a puss brehs

what the fuck

why would you DATE a tinder slut? she sucked 20 dicks before you swiped her

dont marry the town bike, user

>tfw met gorgeous Filipino tranny on tinder and have been dating for months

thank you god for inventing tinder

Quick question. How does one lad go about a girl's pics not matching with the real deal?

thx man

>Implying I'm not already the man-whore of the town
HA

point remains

you fuck and chuck sluts, you dont date them

Kill yourself

There you go assuming every girl using a singles app has low self esteem enough to suck 20 dicks, keep thinking this way mate, you'll be single a long time

whats the purpose of tinder, friend?

that should make my point pretty obvious

Then who should we date?
I hate that bullshit talk, im not on tinder since it seems way too hard to get matches but if i was id date those girls
I mean...what the everloving fuck are the options? oh right, trannies or boipussy right?

jesus christ

Literally every single person and their grandma has tried tinder, not every stuffs as many cocks in them as they can, some people have self respect.

You just proved his earlier point that you're also a slut.