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Are you drunk or something.

I was talking about Azusa not being human, not you you doofus.

JM lost his v-card to a hooker and look what he has become.

a god, a boss, a new type of wizard

lmao, why is canary instigating everyone.

did you upped the tren breh

Funny that you posted that. I was just looking at some old piano videos this morning and I was like wtf he used to look good. He looks all old and worn out now.

In4 being a 6.5 and losing virginity to 14yo

>He looks all old and worn out now.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's dabbled in narcotics desu.

In one vid a while back he sounded like he was pretty fucked up recently he's been complaining about being in constant pain.

how old are you?

Yeah breh, that's scary as hell. He did look good, in the old video.

tren is crazy.

normally that's normal in the real world, but for Veeky Forums it's god-tier

congrats my man

In4 confirmed MT's gf lost her virginity at 14 or less and has been through half of Holland before him.

euw

It's from elliot Roger's manifesto lol
I thought you'd get it since you have your own, that I'm sure is quite similar lol

And azusa is real!
She lives in my heart

That's normal for girls though

She will be a dead fish in bed, trust me

no, she lost at 16 and had maybe 2/3 before me.

its something i need to know, before i can continue of course. I had a gf for a couple of weeks in the past, but i dumped her because i knew about her past and secrets via her friends etc

fcukign skanks, gotta watch out breh,

you can pick;

lose your virginity to a 4/10 girl at a young age

or

lose your virginity to a 9/10, but you will be wizard

>dislocate shoulder
>only stress relief (lifting) is gone and have to keep cutting so i don't get fat during recovery
>can only do legs and cardio
>cant even run because i've developed compartment syndrome
>don't even know if i can do legs now to help with the recovery for compartment syndrome
>stuck with spin bike
>have to drop calories more now cuz i can do even less
>might just up TRT dose to whatever to save these gains


i'm losing all hope guys. I can start doing upper body lifts in June I think

18, was 16 at the time

>the six things I could never do without
>3. My horse
ABORT

Assuming you are a little chubby but with diet and exercise in check for the past 6 months or so what cycle would you do to help accelerate your weight loss and body recomp?

I have cycled before when in better shape. Would just really like to get back into decent shape as quickly as safely possible.

Loosing your virginity to a 9/10 is not easy. You need the experience for a 9/10 to be interested in you. Implying we're not talking about a random drunk fling, but you could have that at any age over 21

Iktfb
But upping the dose is likely to make it worse be careful

Young
Then you would be able to talk to girls

not fucktup then :)

>less sex-driven
whats the exact opposite of perfect? well that describes her

yeah i'm thinking increasing test will increase blood pressure and just not help.

fuck man idk

Stretching really helps mine, if I let my calves get tight it's much worse

>not fucktup then :)
Wasn't analgril 15 and you're like 24?

you are confuse
analgirl is 22(?)
preggirl was 14
gf is 15

>you're like 24?
nope :)

I lost my virginity to a 9/10 girl at 17 and ended up in a relationship with her for the next 5 years
But i got lucky i guess, still it can happen

200 test U
400 EQ
2 ius gh

I'll toss in a little mast and npp when I'm bulking it but this stack year round is amazing. 10/10 would recommend. Got that fake natty look and not even trying hard

Guarantee she's a subjective 9, as in objectively a 6 or 7 but has qualities that make her more attractive to you. I've fucked plenty of subjective 9s, objectively they were more like 7s but they has something charming

>ywn get such a perfect qt

I think that's just code for not being a slut so sluts can look better desu

bahahahaha
what the fuck is up with girls who have horses? there is no better one word flag for narcissistic nuttjob

how are your bloods on 400EQ year round though? Blood preassure would be quite high

So is el chapo the best of sing or what?

PR song* not of. Thanks autocorrect.

Stop posting muh waifu

>
>Stop posting muh waifu
Pretty sure that's Mattie Rogers not whoever you just posted

You can't debate about the rules. You just have to pick one

Let me do the thinking part, it's the best for everyone.

trust me

Did you ever talk to a girl Jerry. Waifu doesn;t count

that's really nice. Sometimes you have to be lucky.

i happy for you breh, i truly am

Your woman is a seacow your opinions are irrelevant

>Your woman is a seacow
is there pics?

will getting huge make me more confident?

i look big by normie standards but its done nothing for my confidence

went from 132 to 175 over the course of a few years but i dont feel any different

your mother is a whale, but you're still here

how unfortunate.

of course there isn't, but he has to come up with something to instult me

if you're not able to argue with someone. It's called the last resort

>will getting huge make me more confident?
lolno

Little missy moo cow is all you could get.

Go call her in from the field

MOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO I NEED SOME MILK FOR MY FLAKES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know.

kek, mad as fuck.

he's losing it

>big
>175lbs

Manlet detected

No idea. I got to know a horse girl really well. I can't even come up for a cause for the crazy. Maybe some form of autism? Idk but they have alot of trouble connecting with peers and find it easier to bond with animals.

Bullshit

Utter bullshit

>kek, mad as fuck.
>he's losing it

I've only replied to to calling your girl fat, before that i have no clue who you were having a conversation with or what it was about.

Moo.

a kid just said to me

>excuse me sir, do you have the time please?

fuck i'm getting old, and i'm not even 20 yet

I had a gf for 2 years
We never fucked

Somebody politely asks you a question and you have a nervous break down?

>Do you have the time
>time
>Shit they think I'm old as time its self
>no youngling I do not posses the time, for it is a free concept that only exists within our perception of reality, so does time even exist?

post pic pls, do you look old? I'll be 20 in a few months but still look like a teenager

M8 you take big rubber dicks in your ass, no attractive woman performs disgusting shit like that or stays with filthy degenerates who are into it.

i'm the kind of guy that goes after 13 y/o girls, if i look old it affects me a lot

i don't look old at all, or at least i think so

Well, I embraced the madness and sucked a transgirl's dick last night among other things. It's not that bad, if your gf doesn't do it; she must be a vile cunt.

It didn't feel wrong. She didn't smell wrong. There was no bearded man in the morning. I feel a bit disturbed but also.. free.

no homo

>i don't look old at all, or at least i think so
remember when you was that age? all kids that were 15 year old was basically adults

lmfao you gay as fuck dawg

No, that's right, you were only capable of just shouting some words you just learned at elementary school. my bad

usually people provide evidence if they state something like that, but based on your posts, i can conclude you were also not capable of that either.

and people call me retarted.

irony is striking

Breh...

How big? No homo.

not really, they still looked like kids to me

Proud of you, no homo

how can we classify that?

kek, wtf. You and JM have two things in common. Talking about balding and trannies.

pics of this tranny?

>No, that's right,

You're the new JM. You know. We know. The world knows it.

You're the new /fraud/ tard that we're all gonna pick on for being a delusion moron.

Do you pat your moo cow on the stomach and call it a good girl?

>Dbol
Thoughts?

You've convinced me. Gonna fuck me some trannies.

The best always get hated.

Life is though, but i have to live with the fact that there are inferior people that will always hate/envy the superior ones, like me.

sm.h and people find it hard to lose their virginity at 27. This is much harder, believe me.

tasty

>nineTEEN
>looks like a TEENager
Huh, wonder why.

Your delusion is certainly on JMs level

...

5"x3"

T-thanks guys. Pics maybe later.

"no homo"

retard

At least it was a feminine penis.

Haven't cycled in a few years -- really looking to start a cycle again soon. Used to get my gear on SR, but I'm pretty sure that's not safe anymore. Where do y'all do your /fraud/ shopping on the interwebs?

... this is like a dream girl. that sorta girl doesnt exist and when they do you cant get them.

not sure why she cares about her sign as a christian. astronomy is a pretty big sin.

Funny/ironic you're saying i'am delusion, when in you're so delusional you think that your cute tinkling words could possibly hurt me.

come back when you have thought of something that actually hurt me.

This is no fun breh, you're getting stale too quikcly. Even JM, would be able to think of something better.

god bless

Dude!
Is that 5" long by 3" wide?

>superior ones, like me.
You're a poor and indebted 25 year old who has more acne than a teenager.

I'm not exactly sure where you see the superiority outside of having bigger biceps, but I'm still impressed at how you can consistently have me doubt about if you're dumb or trolling.

Bashes hookers
Praises tinder sluts who fuck for free

Veeky Forums ladies and gentlemen

Pussy is cheap and JM was was a tranny fucker poorfag

>le master ruseman

she would be perfect if she had small breasts.

It's so funny to pick on autistic people

i don't even have to counter your post, because you already did enough damage to yourself. lmao

That was the first time I replied to you, you're getting paranoid bro.
>every user is one guy
>OT is everywhere

Yeah, tiny, think she was born with a hormone disorder.

Mfw you know who the trip is JM
They're so stupid they didn't see that's not his real name. Silly goyim

Lol

>pfff, i dont care
>i care so little, i wrote this post

step it up

The highest form of intelligence: Sarcasm increases creativity for both expressers and recipients

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retards - 0

Mast -1

BTFO

p...pls respond guys

Reddit

>she

M8 you just sucked "her" dick, you don't get to call no homo on this one.

Starting a 6 week cycle of 2.5 mg LGD 4033. What should my PCT be

Can you repeat that in English?

fight me 1v1 irl, you will find out who;s really paranoid

I tried to focus on your intellectual grasp, trust me i really did

this thread sucks

I normally pin Sunday day and Wed night.

Leaving for vacation Wed morning and won't get back til Monday night, what do?

Inject a little more than normal before I leave or just the same or what. My backne is sensitive to change ;_;

>hurt Durr I was only acting retarded
Damage control

Its because everybody hates that useless cunt

>she

lets me and you have our own convo then.
how was your day bro?

Soz mate just about to leave for work
Take this as a consolation prize

shot mate

anyone else wana talk shit with yours truly?

How long do I have to roid to look like this bros?