Terrible news Veeky Forums I always thought I was 5'11'. Tonight I measured my self. I am not even 5'8, but fucking 5'7...

>mom is 5'4
>dad was 5'7 I think
>I'm 5'8 nearing 5'9
>I'm 21

Lord of Manlets

Being 5'9 isint bad, I mean I'm going to try and be 14' through meditation and the help of thought forms and hermetic rituals

This is pretty much every guy in Straya that say their 6' when they're really 5'9.

>every guy in Veeky Forums
FTFY

This must be why people think I'm over 6' tall when I'm actually 5'11"...

How did you possibly think you were 3 inches taller than you are? Anyway, if height is a major issue for you, you should kill yourself, manlets can make it, but not manlets like you.

Same.
I look like a midget around my dad's family.
Even my aunts are taller than me

why is this
Im barely 5'11 and yet my friends who are at best 5'9 tell me i must be 6'1

Mom 5'2" + dad 5'10" = actually eat healthy food throughout childhood and puberty 6'4" me

I actually laughed out loud

If you're this insecure you might as well kill yourself

Yeah I dunno. A girl I know recently was talking about height and said something like "you're about 6'1" right?" They're always surprised when I'm under 6 feet. I should start claiming to be 5'8" just for the hell of it.

Mom was stupid but simple and hard working.

Dad was extremely smart and ambitious, but proud and lazy.

Inherent ambition and pride from dad, stupidity and hard work from mom.

My life is an endless cycle of dreaming big and trying hard only to always be too fucking stupid to make it yet too proud to just give up and live normally.

The end result: 30, poor, single, pulling 20+ hour days and all weekends, yet still unable to make my own business pay. Dad looks down on me for being dumb, mom feels sorry for me for over thinking things. Someone kill me.

This, op must be retarded or is baiting

Just stick to one thing. I bet you cheng life goals more than once every 5 years

lol. When I was in college, people who have asked me how tall I was have always assumed I was 6 ft. I'm only 5'8" and I tend to wear shoes with very thin soles. When it was a dude, they'd always get this look in their eye that told me they're having an existential crisis because if I am, only 5'8", they are not as tall as they thought they were.

After college, no one cares. That's how it is when you are a grown up. Unless you are freakishly tall or freakishly short, people don't generally care about the specifics of your height.

Most strayans say their real height in cms, because they don't know the conversion in feet and inches.

185.5 master race.

>Mom 5'4"
>Dad 5'9"
>Mfw I got to to 6'

>5'8",
>not as tall as they thought they were

Yeah I use to cause full on melt downs playing pick up basketball if the issue of height every came up being I'm 6'1". So here it comes
>no no no!! You HAVE to be at least 6'3"
>being you're a few inches taller than me and I AM 6 foot tall!!

Then of course the next guy who is even shorter backs up liar #1 with more or less the same BS line but about liar #1
>yeah he HAS to be 6foot
>being I'm 5'10 and he is a few inches taller than me
>and you're taller than him
>so you're at least 6'3" or 6'4"

in what world would I be 6'3" and not know and/or claim it?

>After college, no one cares. That's how it is when you are a grown up.
nice meme

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What this post says >most people have terrible posture

Keep your back straight, your head high and your chest out. You're instantly faux tall.

>tfw 6'4 blue eye
>tfw parents are 5'0 and mexican

two possibilities
>your dad got cucked
>youre adopted

which region of mexico are you from la?

I live in the good ol you ess of murika senpai

Okay chicano, where are you parents from? Which state (in mexico)?

How tall was the mailman?

From texas but moved to new york right after i was born

You aren't mexican at all. You're a tejano or texan.

Why you choose to identify yourself as mexican is beyond me...

Have you never been to a doctor's office before? How can you delude yourself this much? Is being 2 inches below the average male height of 5'10 not enough evidence for you??

Where did he say he identifies as mexican? Learn to read familam

you're right, I should change my statement.

Why your parents choose to identify themselves as mexican is beyond me...

U wot m8?

Whoa there, the US, as one of the top height countries, is 5'9 3/4".

Which rounds up to 5'10

>dad is 5'8
>mom is 5'4
>sister is 5'4

Turns out I lucked out at 6'1. My dad's dad was the 5'7 and he had two sons; my uncle ended up being 6'7 ... turns out I lucked out with some of the tall genes

maybe because they are??

how the fuck can you mess that up

>thought i was 6'0
>got measured at doctors a couple of years ago, 182 cm
>miserable because not even 6'0
>got measured again a few weeks ago, 184cm

+1 to the stories of people acting like you're well over 6 ft because they're 5'10 and want to be taller

>walking around barefoot at a party because some faggot spilled his drink on one of my shoes
>some girl asks a different guy how tall he is
>he points at me and says 6'0 since i'm about 6'2 (wut?)
>have been drinking so don't give two shits about what i'm saying, go over and point out that i'm taller than him barefoot and that actually i'm 6'0
>girls laughs at the guy and tells him there's no reason to be insecure about being average height
>guy shoots me daggers

hopefully he learned

>thought i was 5'6 all my life
>look in mirror once
>actually a 6'4 chad

just turned 16, and im 177cm. really hope i turn at least like 185 by the time i turn 21-24 ... im fukt arent i

You height isn't, but your spelling is.

What a coincidence, just had a doctors examination for a research thing few days ago

>have measured myself at home with the help of books and pencils and shit
>think im 5'7
>post at manlet threads for years
>proper doctor's measurement
>turns out im 5'9

U jelly op lanklet masterrace here

>fucking US measurement system
>all online calculatores give me diferent values in inches
>not using metric master race system

Depending on the site, I'm either 5'7, 5'8.
I'm 175cm.

>dad 5'9''
>mom 5'2''
>me 6'2''
>by far the tallest person in my entire senpai

well, t-thanks, mom i guess.

>the US, as one of the top height countries

No. Not even close. The USA is manlet country.

tfw I used to think I was 5'11, because I thought 180cm was 6ft, and I was 178cm when I was 19-20.

Now I'm 181cm at 22 lmao. Still forever manlet tho.

175cm is 5'10 congrats ur the king of manlets

btw those sites were giving u 5.75 feet not 5'7 or 5'8 user

fuck its 5'9 mb

thats hilarious my friend said to me he's 5'10 and hes two inches shorter than me and my measured height from the army is 5'10. kek at manlet denial just live with it.

>this is what manlets actually believe

6'0 is exactly 182.

184 is nearly 6'1".

fgt

178cm, I don't into ft so I have no idea how tall/shortround I am compared to all the people in the colonies.

>mother is 5'3"
>dad is 5'7.5
>I grew to 5'11.5"

There is hope lads. I'm king of manlets, but could be much much worse.

>Mother 5'6
>Father 5'9
>Me 5'10.5
>Twin 6'2

How is it even possible to be that off? If you were claiming to be 5' 11' but was 5' 7" surely someone would have corrected you?

> used to think that I'm 6'2
> turns out that standing on a chair doesn't count
> have to live with my 5'4 now

top kek m8.

>>Mom 5'6"
>>Dad 5' 8"
>>Me 6'1"
sup

You forgot to add

>Postman 6'5"

Or maybe your uncle fucked your mom and he's really your biological dad

>be 6'2
>have scoliosis
>become old
>watch self shrink every year
>now 5'11
>know that this isn't the end.

I think I might end it Veeky Forums
I used to be the top 2% and now, I'm heading towards average

Coming from a very slightly above average 6'1" guy, height means so little, it comes after face, build, social standing, body, money etc.
Obviously if a 6'3" guy stood next to his 5'7" identical twin, the 6'3" guy would be more appealing, but the 5'7" guy would easily be equal him if he had something as simple as a better nose or bigger build.
Manlets get mocked because they're insecure as fuck