H-hey guys... what do i need to change about myself to look good?

>implying OP has passed the larval stage where gender hasnt been assigned yet

I don't mean to be rude but I can't tell either I'm so sorry lol

Veeky Forums is not how normal people dress thogh

Are you a girl of a boy?

dude
just stop eating shit ok

how could you know how people dress tho, staying in the basement day in day out n shit?

You do not have the hair to pull off long hair. Regardless of gender, just cut it. If you're a girl thn get a cute bob, and if you're a guy just fucking shave or something. Those sad, blonde strings of linen attached to your scalps do nothing for you.

Haircut x1
Reading the sticky x10

Seriously though

Are you a boy or a girl

I'm a fucking boy.

No woman dresses like that, dyke or otherwise

I'm a girl and I used to dress like that when I was 13

I just really didn't give a fuck

you look like hank's mom before she got her hand amputated

hank's a fucking cunt I went to school with btw

Any fit chick can dress in t-shirt and pants without problem.

Then cut your hair, hippy

Only grow it back when you find yourself a jawline

It's a blurry picture and your head is turned back so we can barely see your face, in addition to the big glasses obscuring your face even more. Add that to the long blonde hair and the unisex t-shirt and there was just no way of telling.

do you have pictures of your 13yo self?
it would be a shame if you didn't post them here

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My hair is actually orange.

They were all lost at the great hardware failure of 2008

>Read the sticky several times.
Other than that:
>Cut hair
>start wearing an oversized hoodie or something
>invest in cool shoes
>grow a beard, unless your inferior genetics can only give you chinpubes.
>always smell nice (may seem weird but smell has a HUGE effect on how people see you).
>try to learn the social ropes

don't worry
fresh ones are fine too

Dye your hair brown. You also look you're one of those people who start balding early in life, so promise you will NEVER adopt that disgusting "I promise I'm still young!" hairstyle (pic related)

I used to be very fat and look like a girl too. Now I'm frequently complimented on my looks. It's hard to tell what your face would look like leaner but it's worth the try. It'll take a lot of work but even you will be able to achieve substantial aesthetics if you commit yourself to it. Just a heads up

If you start working out, which I'm sure you do because you're on Veeky Forums, take progress pictures every month or so! Two months from now you might find yourself unqilling to go the gym, and that's when you pull up that mirror selfie of the old you and think "God, fuck that guy. I never want to be that guy again."
And then you do furious squats

Stop drinking soda and beer. Since you are so obviously fat in an unhealthy way, i deduce you are very sedentary. Doing something as simple as walking instead of driving should be enough for you to loose a bunch of pounds and rid you of that soft face.

If you want to get fit stp drinking sodas from McDick

I'm not this guy but should i start taking monthly pictures? i'm abit fat but im tall (thank god)
Been losing weight pretty fast after i cut out soda. (6 kgs in 2 monthns+)
I dont exercise.

start exercise. it'll change your life and you'll be happier/live longer

Cut, change hair, change glass and that's it. Lose weight first

cut your hair and go for a jog you dumb fat fucking retard

The monthly pictures normally help the most if you're in a situation where the scale might not show you every result, but go for it! If you're building muscle, for example, your weight will go up but you will look better, so that only shows in pictures. Also, every body distributes fat differently (that is actually genetics), so taking pictures will help you identify where you lose/gain fat. If you notice that your thighs look the same but your waist is smaller, that means that getting that weight back will give you a gut but not a fat ass, for example.

The answer to all the world problems.

Lose about 20kg and replace 10kg with muscle.

Go on a fucking cut OP. Lift heavy things a few times a week.
Stop drinking soda, make self control gains.

Get a haircut
Lose Weight
Get some better glasses that don't look like my nans
For clothes a white/grey/black shirt with chino shorts or pants when it's cold is enough if your fashion sense is trash

ezpz we're all gonna make it brah

Lose the glasses all together, get fitted for contacts. Cut your hair. Lose weight before you buy any fancy clothes.

If all else fails, maybe try growing a beard?

So you think i can make it?

get rid of that extra chromosome

the only thing stopping you is your attitude

ss+gomad

>not lifting for the dark gods
never gonna make it

What's with fat neckbeard types and the wwf hairstyle? You will never be Shawn Michaels breh, move on

Post another picture as proof, the quality's so shit we can't even assess your gender.

But in general, read the sticky.

Cut down that fat slowly while building muscle. Improving your diet will make this go a hell of a lot smoother.

Also, cut your fucking hair. I grew mine long too back in the day, it almost always looks retarded.

Either get better glasses or contacts, because those don't suit you.

Once you get some definition on your jawline, grow a beard- with short hair, a decent pair of glasses and some muscle on you, you'll be a good looking dude, but first things first

Oh wait, there was another picture

Whatever, do this and you'll be a king

>Take biotin pills for the hair, and dye it, but maybe with **dark brown** henna (get it at a health food store). Cut hair at salon to be buzzed on sides and back with slightly longer on top so you can style it. NO UNDERCUT though.
>Wear clothes from H&M. You can wear beanies, but no other kind of hat.
>Count calories (stay under 1800).
>No sugar!!!! NO! SUGAR!
>Drink only water.
>Grow beard if you can, but keep it off your neck, and if you can't have a good beard, stay shaven. Chinstrap is not ok, gross teen moustache is not ok, pubes on face and neck is not ok.
>Cold showers.
>Start working towards running a 5k using interval running.
>There are workouts you can do at home, or go to a gym.
>Contacts instead of glasses.
>Drink a gallon of water a day.

Hair, weight, glasses, self-esteem.

Probably faster to just set up your escape bag.

this picture gives me the motivation to never miss a gym day in my life.

>implying chris-chan isn't more alpha than 90% of /fit9k/

It's started working for me recently as I'm nearing 26, I need to get my fucking shit together

That pic is nothing less than the difference between being a man or a little boy

Whats the point of taking cold showers?
Not OP but ive lost like 6 kgs in 2 months from cutting out soda and only drinking water. Will apples rek my weight loss? Really take away any cravings for sugar.

What is SL

You can still eat fruit user, your body won't let you overeat them since they don't have the kind of sugar and ingredients that make processed food addictive.

Assuming you're a guy (because honestly I can't tell): get a haircut, lose weight, get Veeky Forums and stop wearing those meme t shirts.

Assuming you're a girl: lose weight