Walk into gym

>Walk into gym
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDAPANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA i got broads in atlanta

> TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
> TO SHOW AVIICI I WAS COOL

fuck, every goddamn day.

>walk into gym
>L-let the beat r-rock
I fucking hate Will.i.am

My gym plays Dad-rock.

I'll take AC/DC over Top 40 any day of the week.

>walk into gym
>GRUN IST UNSER FALLSCHIRM

if i ever saw that fucking asshole in real life, i wouldnt recognize him since his career has been dead for years

My gym plays shitty oldies but fuck I hate that song. My heart goes out to you brother

Has any one of you were around in the Zyzz days or are you just memeing a meme?

I was, we did a tribute on synchtube when he died

>he doesn't like bill withers

>surrounded by dyels
>eating rice all day
>can only do body weight exercises in my small room
>my best friend died a week ago
>all I do is shitpost in a vietnamese pow camp
>"it aint me" starts playing

Wrong song

youtu.be/YqeW9_5kURI

>GRUN IST UNSER FALLSCHIRM
youtube.com/watch?v=95UlO_VinPY

Überlegen.

>tfw zyzz and tinytrip days had me lifting at age 17
>tfw had a bad panic attack from n.o.xplode and a bad sleep schedule
>depersonalization/anxiety for a whole month
>haven't taken preworkout or lifted seriously since

I'd probably be massive if I didn't have that panic attack. It's time to start lifting again, but only with protein as a supplement.

> at gym late at night
> only person
> one more guy enters, just you two now

> My Love Has Come Along starts playing

youtube.com/watch?v=bwzDxp2TC7I

>that shitty description
>one of the most poverty and segregated countries
Also her entire dance is spreading her legs.

youtube.com/watch?v=YN9muHLuHDc

It ain't me.... Please God tell me you aren't citing CCR here.....

LA fitness feels thread?
I always go at 6 or so in the morning and ive noticed
>Half the gym is old out of shape fucks
>Other half is roided out bosses
>somewhere in between theres regular natties like user

Welcome, my fellow redditor!

thank fuck my gym has no music

I am the fortunate one

I thought this is what you meant by Panda youtube.com/watch?v=meGnmAnW1DY

Was sad when I found out it was shitty hip hop

Yes please.

Sometimes I wish I was this new

You forgot the part when you come home and found chad

that's actually hilarious

>I will never forget you
>You will always be by my side

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I live my day as if it was the last

...

Actually that's exactly how I'd describe it. I've been there 4 times now and I've seen the best and worst it has to offer. No matter how shitty their situation is, excuse the pun, they'll always be positive and try to make ends meet. I think they are some of the most humble and optimistic people I've met.

>I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN EATEN

>PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

The gym is 80% old people doing cardio

The owners doesn't understand english

owner*

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>walk into gym
>i love your body everybody loves your body so let's dance

>"My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no"

Every
SINgLe
FUCKING
DAY

>work work work work
>work work work work
>work work work work
>work work work work

holy shit i wish my gym played this i would get hyped as fuck

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Not everyone dreams of being a cuck, user.

>walk into gym
>FEUER FREI

Shits lit doe Senpai

>Walk into gym
>"Hello... it's me...."

My gym plays shitty dad rock and some 90s-00s shitrock like Nickelback and Evanescence. Though it's not something I'd listen to normally, I thank God it's not Top 40 shit. It's quite good for lifting, too.

>tfw "Wake Me Up Inside" comes up

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK frfyhvujkjhuvcfdtgvhhcfrjjjgfg DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER fgiijhfedfgvghjjbggffggg

It starts out with such a nice bassline and then crazy caribbean woman has a stroke at me

>fat bitches thinking someone will risk their entire future/life to rape them
C M O N
M
O
N

>WELCUM TO MUH HOUSEEEE

>youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU

Is there something inherently wrong with pop music? I don't want to sound like a 'wrong generation' fag but there are plenty of old sons in other genres that people still enjoy.
Any really famous pop song still falls out of use within a year later. Think of any top song from the past few years and chances are it isn't played once these days.

It is because the songs get slaughtered the fuck out of them in radio and everywhere else. You spend some time hearing them everywhere and after some time everyone has it up to here with this stuff.
Pop already implies that it is easy music which tries to hit a broad audience, which it certainly succeeds at. But a friend of all is friend of none, nobody will remember some empty song which did not take any real risks.

ac/dc becomes ear rape after 15 minutes.

Walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>walk into gym
>BULLS ON PARADE BOW BOW NOW BOW BOWNOW
>siriusXM's Lithium
>nothing but shitty 90s grunge

it could be worse, i suppose :/

>fat bitches thinking someone will risk their entire dignity/self respect to have consensual sex with them
G E T R E A L
E
T

R
E
A
L

ONE
>nothin wrong with me
TWO
>nothin wrong with me
THREE
>nothin wrong with me
FOUR
>NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>YASSSSSS QUEEEEEN

>Not getting some nice noise-cancelling earbuds and listening to whatever autistic shit you please

>Walk into Aussie gym
>Kangaroo music starts playing

>getting hyped for a big squat
>spotify ad starts
>later on getting hyped for a big bench
>another spotify ad starts

right in my feels

>2016
>not having cracked spotify with no ads

>walk into gym
>greenday and weezer playing because gymbro is at front-counter
>fuck yes
>owner walks in, keeps it on
>3pm rush of chicks
>shitty dance music the rest of my workout

that upskirt dance is the least sexy thing

>I WANT YOU BACK I WANT YOU BACK I WANT YOU WANT YOU BACK
>C'MON!

Sounds like you don't get enough cardio sir.

I keep preaching this on Veeky Forums. Cardio might not bring gains but its key to mental health.

Can you link me to any studies on this. Not being factitious, I'm genuinely curious if this is a thing.

>Gym plays shitty pop songs that are completely unsuited to a lifting environment

I understand this pain.

These used to make me feel something. I always knew it was autistic so I'm glad it doesn't interest me anymore

>walk into gym
>MILKSHAKE WITH THEM CRUSHED UP OREOS BANK ROLL STICK MY DICK INSIDE A GLORYHOLE FIRE FIRST WITH BACON AND THAT GUACAMOLE STICK MY DICK INSIDE YOUR PUSSY YEAH YEAH REAL SLOWLY

My friend and I actually said something to the staff once. They are starting to get more variety

>walk into gym
>it was an april morning when they told us we should go
>loop zoop

>lie on bench
>this starts playing
>youtube.com/watch?v=RvNypQ8vw98
>am I a hipster girl yet?
>if I could reverse time I would make me lift in my late teens
>man I loved this game
>lift away the feels

I just googled this and almost wet myself laughing, fuck

walk into gym
>Ooh I love my ugly boy
>So rough and tough
>Don't care about anything but me
>Yes I just love him cause he's so crazy
>Just crazy about me

who /southafrica/ here

>thank you based die antwoord for these gains

lurked back then but yea.

Fuck that song gives me the actual shits, If that singer comes to the city I live in I am going to throw eggs at him

>liking the poor man's Future

webmshare.com/Qz8je

>walk into gym
>youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
Lift for her.

underrated.

That seriously happens, user?

>My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no
Just google it and watched the video, the feeling was beetween puking and laughing.

WE ARE FUCKING GOING TO MAKE IT;FAGGOTS AND LESBIANS.

>THIS HIT, THAT WHITE GOLD
>MICHELLE PFIEFFER, THAT WHITE GOLD

I like the song so much I don't even know the words.
>THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD
>MICHELLE PFIEFFER, THAT WHITE GOLD

>Dearly beloved...we are here today to get through this thing called Life.

Still better than WORKWORKWORKWORKWORK

>it could be worse, i suppose :/

it could be allot fucking worse user

Same desu, i wonder what senators sons are up to

THIS... goddammit... its as bad as the motherfucking "dont forget the sunscreen" bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ocxEgpGPjsw

Humans are hopelessly looking for magic pills in inspirational lines of BULLSHIT.

Fuck this gay world, with this bullshit. Fucking cant stand that song.