Let's say you were daenerys personal trainer. How would you proceed to fix her body?

is he on par with khal drogo?

more like when you see ugly cosplayers trying to be Karl drogo

when will this show deliver more sweet tight boipucci?

bitch please

weak episode, too much slow down time in it so im spent browsing Veeky Forums

when will they ever learn?

wrong pic

>not appreciating chubby women
low test detected

fuck you my keyboard is drenched

u jelly

achievable natty obviously but he's probably roiding right?

I'd give her such a dicking lads.

Is the body on the left achievable natty?

i imagine her pissing on her own face

No one actually thinks that, but at this point the body dysmorphia has taken over and there's no turning back

this is what girls want

You know he gave them both a good plowing after this pic

why are manlets so pathetic?

isnt that woman on the right the ugly giant knight lady

duuuude sophie t would fucking get it

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not pathetic, just short senpai.

>ugly

You know he's a bridge builder right?

Yeah, she's 6'3 if I recall correctly. Add in the heels she's wearing and she could play small forward for the MonStars

yes, she's not that bad with makeup. they make her ugly on purpose.

I've always been told this is the biggest red flag for a girl.

Implying that right doesn't get as much pussy as he wants, pretty much ever.

Yes very

you'll never get as much pussy as him

shit taste

dude emilia used to be so hot
whyd she get fat

My god I would let Ygritte use my tongue as toilet paper after she shit out taco bell.

reminder

>right
what girls want from a biological point of view

>left
what the current society trend says is the fashionable ideal.

>you'll never get as much pussy as him

Yeah, but at least I am still alive to sit on the iron throne.

is it wrong that i got an half chub during his nude scenes even though im completely straight?

>MonStars
underrated

Not gay so long as you follow it with an audible "no homo." Just like after your boyfriend gets done sucking your cock.

keep telling yourself that

You wanna talk biological imperative, women will generally tend to avoid settling down with a partner that is deemed too "aggressive" or muscular, and may even avoid becoming sexually involved with them period, due to the expectation that a larger and more muscular man is a more demanding, potentially harmful man. Sure, he appeals to some women who might want to "try" him, but he's disadvantaged if he wants to live with the women he sleeps with, or raise his own children.

okay buddy

oh man do you think he dominates her?

no, oberyn does

see

Looks to me like she's the one doing the dominating there, friend.

i wouldnt be so sure m8

how does peter dinklage always look like that tired stepdad that wants his stepkids to like him, he really does, but it's too much fucking work and he would give anything to be home plowing your mom instead

>yfw you realize Gwen Christie is 6'3" and taller than you are
Fuck, not by much but she's got me by 2"

>6'1" now meme tier height

>How would you proceed to fix her body?

With my dick

god damn I love when women look sloppy.

I don't know how this is so perfect
but it is

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you just KNOW

disgusting, I meant sloppy clothing.

Would give her ye ole 9x6

she doesn't have the chin to pull of low-shoulder shirts. Her face just melts into her neck which melts into her chest. she should stick with turtlenecks or something, or learn to contour.

Maybe with a decade of heavy training and perfect diet. AND good genetics.

You'll probably needs steroids.

>quazimodo goes shopping

reminder that even bran is taller than jon snow

God damn it, I didn't realize she was in Tubgirl pose until I saw this

Bruh, describing people in strange but accurate ways is a cool skill to learn. also makes it less awkard when you try to describe someone with a very prominent feature that you can't mention.

>You know that guy with the haircut that makes him look like a soccer mom that is trying to connect with her emo daughter?
>oh yeah, you mean eye-twitch steve?

The fuck is wrong with her foot. It looks like Matt Sydal's

holy shit i didn't notice
did she break her foot? is she okay? has anyone checked?

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That feel when Jon Snow's height

Feels good to be a manlet.

it's funny because that's how she actually looks now

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Stripper pole dancing and cock rides.
That's it.

>if I bend my legs maybe no one will notice that im shorter than the rest of these people

I think she looks great desu
just keep her that way

>manlet wearing high heels

When will they learn?

That's actually a much better way to obscure your height than the tiptoes method manlets typically use.

I'm always high. Smoking at my job right now. Security master race. That said I'm a huge pussy and would get skull fucked by most anyone trespassing. Cardio master race I guess.

They're pacing it out because they can only think of half a seasons worth of fresh content without the books to go off.

>if I throw the popcorn people might get distracted and not realize im shorter than king tommen

Give her the blaha

>Posts on Veeky Forums
>Completely straight

You can lie to us, but don't lie to yourself.

She's not fat.

she honestly makes me feel ill

her terrible "le 90's kid xD" personality makes it even worse

That ginger greenseer kid looks like an absolute sperg

She has the perfect thickness. Nothing to fix man

do you think she's self conscious of her tummy?

Rarely do I suggest plastic surgery would be worth it, but it would take her from a 3 (4 if I'm REALLY drunk) to a 7, easily.

Did you guys see the way Jaime is looking at Jon Snow? lmao

>kid
he is literally 25 years old

wait, Tywin is gay?

Nothing is wrong with being short if you're already a famous actor.

You don't need the boost in status.

Practically being tall sucks, because your center of mass is higher, joints wear faster, you're squeezed into smaller places.

As a normal person I'd definitely want to be tall to the point of impracticality (6'5), but if you're already famous who cares.

He's cute af

God tier genes, will always look younger than anyone else his age

probably but classic old hollywood closet gay who's married to women and shit. he is just brohugging varys in the pic

the one on the left looks like a recovering crack addict

mfw varys is alpha af