How does Veeky Forums take their oats?

THIS tho

I compress them into suppositories

I have OCD so I have to eat each oat individually. Takes me about half an hour to eat 100g

This T B H F A M

Marmite and a poached egg.

Banana

200g oats
100ml milk
1 scoop whey protein

And I sometimes add rice to it.

Looks like shit and tastes like nothing, made my gf puke once, but it makes me squat heavier.

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I mix mine in a breakfast protein shake. Bananas, chocolate whey, almond milk (lactose intolerant), steel cut oats, and ice. Bretty good shake. Would recommend.

yup. sometimes i put some honey on it

if this is legit its the most sad and hilarious shit ever

throw some spinach in there my man

Have you considered adding some cinnamon? It's good shit.

Like a goat: raw, off the ground

Thanks man. I"ll try that tomorrow.

you wont even taste it my nig

my morning shake:

>milk
>chocolate protein
>banana
>frozen spinach
>green tea (tea bag in small amount of water then into mixer)
>thinly sliced ginger

i fuckin love it

oh and some frozen berries

Enjoy your IBS, fatty

40g oats
200ml milk
1 tbsp stevia

>soak overnight in milk + cinnamon (+ sometimes chia seeds for pudding like texture)

or

>use a blender and mix oats with milk, banana, whey, ts of peanut butter
>add ~ 200 mg of caffeine if feel like it

I blend them up to make an oat flour and then just add them into proton shakes with 8oz skim milk and 8oz water.

via reverse osmosis

With milk and vanilla proton powder

Dry oats with protein powder, cinnamon, apples and berries. Takes a long time to eat because mouth is so dry but I don't like the texture of wet oats

Why

THIS
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100g instant oats
1 serving Greek yogurt
Tons of cinnamon
5 squirts orange flavor mio sweetener
Half scoop protein

Comes out tasting like those delicious canned Pillsbury orange cinnamon rolls, around 550 calories for huge bowl. I have a hard time not eating it more than once a day, so f'ing good.

>inser into anus
>let body absorb overnight
>shit the driest thing ever
>?
>profit

With a smashed banana, and cinnamon and paprika for flavor

>Used to have oat for breakfast everysingle day
>Get disgusted by it
>Cant eat them anymore without feeling that im about to throw up

What can I eat instead of oats?

puked oats.

From behind

Half Cup Oats
2 Cups Milk
2 TBSP Peanut Butter
1 Scoop Chocolate Protein Powder

If you like Reese's this shit is like a Reese's flavored morning Shake.

You can change 1 cup milk to 1 cup water if you're cutting, barely a difference in taste.

Barley.
Other cereals.