What the fuck got you to lift?

Because I've gained 50 pounds and if I just keep eating at the rate I am I will one day be like 500 pounds and then die of obesity.

I normally can't control my eating because my urge to binge eat is tied to how sad I am and I'm almost always sad.

I decided to lift because it makes me feel just a bit less shitty, enough that I can sometimes control myself.

Was 250 like 2 years ago then I went ham and got down to 195 and was in the best shape of my life. Then I got depressed again and got back to 250. Got down to 230 last month then injured my back and felt like shit and ate my way back to 246. Fuck my life

Consider myself too good not too. My life is a fucking miracle itself and I keep getting kicked in the gut. If my mother were still alive, I'd like to show her I became a man.

lmao

This. It's fueled my workouts for the past year and I don't think I'll be running out of it anytime soon.

>tfw you get mires from people but you think they're just making fun of you

we are going to make it breh!

>be skelly
>just leaving graduation ceremony
>Walking with family/friends
>We are in the big halls
>there is a heavy door that you have to push
>i go and try to push door
>tfw couldnt push open the heavy door
>my friends sister pushes it open easily

Because it is the only thing in my life that is truly in my control

>doing arm wrestling at grad party
>beat this 100lb girl who says she does bjj so she'll win
>'yeah well my arms are still bigger than yours'
>compare
>some 5 foot 100lb girl has bigger arms
never again

did u lose the match though user?

>Go to a 45 minute muscle-endurance class
>Some of the women lift more than me, for longer.

I will overcome this, I'm 23 in a month, this shall be my year of gains.

Incurable autism for cartoon horses

Does Veeky Forums have mods yet?

It's changed over the years..

High school- played sports and HAD to. Never cared for it.

19-21 years old- living with grandma with no job n decided Fuck it, why not. Found self worth.

21-23- found Veeky Forums and other ways to actually learn the craft. Great gains n mad mirin. Basically, gains n kissy.

24-present- lift because it's a lifestyle/identity at this point. Experiment with routines and my bodies results. Couldn't imagine just stopping.

Made a promise to me and /got/, I'm keep in it.

Pic totally unrelated

Veeky Forums*

Fuck

I had a lazy slob programmer roommate who once kicked my ass at arm wrestling. Petty as it is that stuck with me and was one of the reasons I decided to start lifting.

Ran into him a couple years later, challenged him to a rematch, and damn near tore his arm off. It was then he revealed to me some arm wrestling techniques his dad taught him that let even someone with noodle arms beat an amateur.

Because I got in a lot of fights as a kid and was much smaller than the other kids. Few years of lifting later I started MMA and now I do both. The self improvement aspect is very addicting too.

I was tired of being skinny.

Looked in the mirror and realized that I looked like Auschwitz

Also wanted to look good for my Halloween costume

I was sick of being fat

>tfw still extremely self-conscious

A deep desire to better myself through a meaningful, testable method.

I was a balding, skinnyfat manlet. It was time to fix what I could (fuck fin, not breaking my dick for some hair)

no i won, i'd probably have killed myself if i did desu

>single again after long relationship
>migrant crisis

>catfished a girl online with zyzz pics only to get depressed when I realized how easy it could be
>realized lifting helped me not hate myself so kept at it
>now I do it for the above reasons but also because it's slowly motivating my mother and sister that are both overweight to start doing something about their health

So currently I lift for pussy but also as a good role model for my younger sister.

Well don't just quit ya fat sack of shit. Don't go light on yourself. You skipped a lifting day? Do two lifting days to compensate. Don't be a weak little bitch and feel sorry for yourself. Yesterday, you said today, so just do it, friend.

What do you do to lose weight if not control your eating?

getting raped

>tfw I hope to have a son some day so I can start him training and doing sports but also keeping up with his studies so he can be SSJ2 by the time he's in middle school
>tfw I'll probably end up with a daughter that will buy into SJW politics instead

No super saijan sons, only social justice daughters.

The ride never ends, does it?

I'm an anatomist. Dissected tons of bodies. Taught using tons more bodies. Got tired of seeing all the anatomy and not being able to discern my own.

I just want to fucking know what my six-pack looks like. Zipper? Symmetric? V shapes? Upside down V shapes?

I just wanted to look better

You all need to fucking see psychiatrists

nigga you got /got/

this.

To be honest i fear the day when i will start to succeed and get everything i want because i don't want to lose motivation. I even refuse to openly ask girls out and keep being kind of a douche just to keep the rage going on. it's weird, but gets the job done.

share?

>when you realize that the Chads that treat girls like dicks are all of us coping with the hidden depression and lack of confidence

it's kind of weird how well girls respond to being treated like shit, I wish high school me would have known that I could have crushed it

MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN

DMAREM MASTER RACE

First day on Veeky Forums?

Pretty much just this.

I feel like you wear tapout shirts and have a "only god can judge me" tattoo across your chest/forearm

I lift so I can jack off in cam for fags and fatties for tips.

Rage.

I was angry. And I've never stopped being angry. And no matter how much I lift. I can't not be angry. Now I'm just stronger and the anger won't go away.

I'm going to fuck old people for a lot of chimichanga. Thanks fit.

>Be fat and like try to be nice and romantic.
>No luck.
>Start lifting.
>Treat women like shit.
>Now going on dates and fucking a lot of different women.
>Still feel empty inside.

>finished high school
>realized I probably wouldn't make varsity sports
>didn't want to get fat
That was it, I realised my activity level was about to decrease, so I decided to change to a new activity.

>grow up with a single mother that tries to have me be a "gentleman"
>put pussy on a pedestal and as a result get none
>start treating women like regular people or worse than people after lifting
>non-stop flow of attention
>end up being fuck buddies with a feminist
>she's into being choked
>according to others in the same situation, this isn't uncommon among feminists
Literally everything I was told is a lie.

This is my only true motivation

>6'2
>semi barrel chested
>obese and terribly depressing family
>used to deadlift up the couch and lift the coffee table when I was 3-4, and continued to do things like that because it was fun until I became chronically depressed at 8
>The idea of eventually lifting fucking heavy and the desire to carry and spin people around makes me want to work towards that better future

Now just to get there.

>Be a DYEL skinnyfat who can't even do a pushup
>Depression and anxiety problems
>Oneitis dumps me
>Depression and axiety shoot through the roof
>Decide to go to the gym at my uni's Rec Center on a whim to blow off some steam
>End up falling in love with it
>I'm still dead on the inside, but at least I'm on the road to fixing the DYEL problem

Gonna make it, r-right guys?

>be fatty
>stacy sister makes highschool life a living hell
>tells everyone all I do all day is watch anime and Jack off to cartoons
>had enough
>spend 1 year cutting and reached ottermode
>didn't know what style girls liked so I start dressing like the fuckbois my sister likes
>sister stops being a bitch, but she also barely talks to me anymore
>replies with short "yeahs" whenever I try to talk to her
>doesn't hold eye contact with me for longer than 4 seconds
>creepy ass hoe

>notice one of my doujn incest h-mangas are missing
>freak the fuck out thinking my parents found it
>I wait for them to confront me about I
>dinner time comes
>nothing comes up about it all day
>sweet, safe "anon2 probably took it when I had him over"
>go to bed

>wake up at 4 am
>hard as diamonds
>thought about jacking off but decided to just take a piss and let it calm down on its own
>bathroom passes my sister's room
>notice her lights are on from the doors crack
>as I get closer I start hearing what sounds like Mac n cheese being stirred in a pot
>hear moans
>"mhmm...user...ahh...ah...yes user"
>my sister snucked a guy in! (I know I'm retarded)
>busted
>I open her door to bust her with a guy while parents are home
>see her on the bed with her shirt up, jammies off. Her legs spread open to expose her drenched hairless slit. My manga at her side.
>we both look at each other shocked her fingers still inside her as she closes her leg
>without thinking I I close her door behind me and sit myself next to her
>she gives me this look of shame and just looks down, trying her best to cover her small perky breast
>I lean in and give her a kiss
>then another
>and anotha one, grabbing her from the back of her neck and forcing my tongue onto hers.
>she gives in and gets on her back with me looking down on her
>"user...are w-"
>don't fucking talk to me, I'm here to train I'm not here to talk
>ignore her and start sucking on her neck while my fingers rub her sloppy pussy
>I spread her legs open and start sliding my cock up and down her roast beef
>she's straining her neck watching me tease her
>"tell me you want it"
>she looks at me with this sad as fuck look and whimpers
>"please fuck me user"
>I slowly ease my hard cock in
>she closes her eyes and knocks her head back
>I can feel her tightening up, trying to keep me from getting in deeper
>I grab the headboard and give her a strong thrust
>she yelps, but I cover her mouth just in time
>start fucking her slimey cunt while I cover her mouth
>sound of her muffled moaning makes me cum in minutes
>pull out and cum all over her freckled stomach
>feel like a complete degenerate after cumming
>panic
>grab my manga and say sorry
>go back to my room and take a piss out the window

NUH UH. No you did not! NO you did not! You didn't.

if this is true, you are a redneck

...

Doctor telling me losing weight and exercise would be the best thing I could do for my shitty back and shitty knees.

Back is better but knees are still shitty. Oh well.

I was gonna die with liver cancer in a decade or so.

>dressed like a slob
>hated shopping for clothes because I would still look fugly
>hoodies everyday no matter the weather to hide my manboobs and fat frame
Im down to 187lbs from 230 we're gonna make it

>EE student and frat bro, skinny fat.
>Met pretty sorority girl and started dating her.
>She was super fit and I couldn't reall keep up and i was low energy bitch boy
>She dumped me(i don't blame her)
>Got mad at self, started lifitng and kicking ass at school
>Fucked all of her friends/roommates

>Now i lift because i hate myself

>high school sweetheart cheats on me
>break up
I still don't get it. He brought up marriage. He picked out and saved for a ring...silver titanium ring (no unethical blood diamonds). He would tell me how our kids would have amazing genetics.
But then he cheats?

I don't fcking get it.
It's been 6 years...still think about when he sends messages or gifts every once in a while. Are guys this unfaithful? Christ, I'm glad we never progressed.

tfw a kid tried to express his persistence for an activity and it didn't happen and the guy still remembers it as a grown man. the only solution was to do it on your own and you learned from that.

i remember you.

so what happened to your back?

Lol it's because he's an insecure faggot

lol good, semen demon

I started going bald at 18. I thought bald guys looked better with thick necks. That's all.

Masculine identity issues.

>couldn't get gyno surgery at 30% bodyfat
>might as well get fit in the process
>30lbs later man boobs quite a bit smaller, looks like it isn't legit gyno
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>they'll go away once I get my bf% low enough
>imgoingtomakeit.gif

holy shit what the fuck is up with that, can 100% confirm the feminism/choking thing

You think that's why you started.. soon you will realize that you are just as fucked up in the head as all of us, friend.

-user

Brain surgery when I was 17, couldn't walk on my own for two weeks and was at bed rest for like 2 months. Lost a lot of weight and I looked like a skelly. Told myself I would never look in the mirror and be dissapointed/sad with the way I looked ever again.

same here

I like it though because I apparently enjoy fucking like a rapist, so it all worked out

appreciate diamonds with certificates.

from what you mentioned it sounds like you were more focused on living the fantasy more than paying attention to how he moves. i don't mean stare at him and be careful. i mean if you don't understand his temperment and faith he is going to run the relationship and on top of that be the one who generates the resources for the house. something about him inspired you to be with him.

this is one reason why i generally have never dated girls who have a lot of guy friends and go out a lot. if the lifestyle point is different when you two meet you are then attempting to merge the two lives into one unit. he shuts off the parts where it is wrong to cheat. there are justifications and morals that come into play for the individual that make it easier for him to deal with the thrill/naughty. he is/was slowly becoming both parts of his double life. same goes for anyone pertaining to any two different lifestyles that are conflicting when the two merge.

tl;dr
>you all need to take shrooms

To have self confidence in my identity as a man.

...

Dang I thought this was courage wolf for a second

to be a sick cunt

Nah dude, that's gay, you're gay, fuck off

Not quite a fantasy. Had no intention to marry/date until I battled my inner demons and found my calling

>dated way after we graduated but we've known each other for years
Still considered it highschool sweetheart
>poor college students at the time

Now that I'm making it, he wants me back?? What a slut.

wanted a real cute butt for my bf

>really like eating
>decide to lift so I can eat more and not get fat

My dad got me into it

>george leeman pls come back

Did you run this?

mirin tho

what the hell is a "sissy squat"

>implying your double wide trailer has separate """rooms"""

>google

Everyone always asks this.
bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/weighted-sissy-squat
t-nation.com/training/real-men-do-sissy-squats
It's great.

I wanted to be the fastest.

Failed losing weight all my life. Was a fat kid. At the point of giving myself one more shot, lose it or kill yourself because if you can't do this you'll continue fail in nearly every aspect of your life as well, what would be the point in living a life so mediocre it's painful? So now it's 100lbs later, working on cutting off the last . . . 20 probably? To get to shedville.

When a boy squats onto your dick.

>>tfw you get mires from people but you think they're just making fun of you

ALL. THE. TIME.