Motivation

>wake up at 4 am
>hard as diamonds
>thought about jacking off but decided to just take a piss and let it calm down on its own
>bathroom passes my sister's room
>notice her lights are on from the doors crack
>as I get closer I start hearing what sounds like Mac n cheese being stirred in a pot
>hear moans
>"mhmm...user...ahh...ah...yes user"
>my sister snucked a guy in! (I know I'm retarded)
>busted
>I open her door to bust her with a guy while parents are home
>see her on the bed with her shirt up, jammies off. Her legs spread open to expose her drenched hairless slit. My manga at her side.
>we both look at each other shocked her fingers still inside her as she closes her leg
>without thinking I I close her door behind me and sit myself next to her
>she gives me this look of shame and just looks down, trying her best to cover her small perky breast
>I lean in and give her a kiss
>then another
>and anotha one, grabbing her from the back of her neck and forcing my tongue onto hers.
>she gives in and gets on her back with me looking down on her
>"user...are w-"
>don't fucking talk to me, I'm here to train I'm not here to talk
>ignore her and start sucking on her neck while my fingers rub her sloppy pussy
>I spread her legs open and start sliding my cock up and down her roast beef
>she's straining her neck watching me tease her
>"tell me you want it"
>she looks at me with this sad as fuck look and whimpers
>"please fuck me user"
>I slowly ease my hard cock in
>she closes her eyes and knocks her head back
>I can feel her tightening up, trying to keep me from getting in deeper
>I grab the headboard and give her a strong thrust
>she yelps, but I cover her mouth just in time
>start fucking her slimey cunt while I cover her mouth
>sound of her muffled moaning makes me cum in minutes
>pull out and cum all over her freckled stomach
>feel like a complete degenerate after cumming
>panic
>grab my manga and say sorry
>go back to my room and take a piss out the window

I get motivated knowing that my life is nowhere near as sad as yours

I have one inspired by neo/fit/ : it's all genetics and face so why bother

nigga that ain't no motivation

>ywn have a hot sister to rape

I guess my gf will have to

>notice one of my doujin incest h-mangas are missing
>one of

It was for me. I was a hopeless cunt, if can make it then we can all make it.

Because it doesn't matter what hand genetics dealt you, you can always improve yourself. Duh

Pictures of cute girls motivate me. Not even in a sexual setting. Just girls that I could imagine myself seeing in real life and being immediately taken by them, and going up and talking to them. It's nice because lifting has made me better looking and being better looking has given me confidence, and confidence actually lets me be willing to approach these girls instead of just staring at the floor and feeling sorry for myself like I would have a year ago.

This. This is why you need a WAIFU to make it.

>tfw I am my waifu.

don't tell me you screen capped that.

I did some really heavy deadlifts today and I thought I couldn't finish but I pushed through and did it even though I didn't think I could at first.

I want to fuck a gym-hottie behind my waifu's back.

Seeing fit girls in yoga pants motivates me.

>mfw I look in mirror

you sly dog. but i don't know if i am any more motivated by reading this.

you are mainly interested in fit women from here on out. if you are a fit black it's acceptable to have a fat girlfriend.

Who you callin nigger, nigga?

negro please. you know damn well it is more acceptable for a fit black guy to have a fat girl.

I watch these when I feel like giving up. Motivates the shit out of me.

youtube.com/watch?v=41Zjh3AirjU
youtube.com/watch?v=R1JBQMXbN2k

youtube.com/watch?v=mrd8qnLQC0Q

hell yeah love these threads
youtube.com/watch?v=8Bp16H4rSLw

it's yours, friend

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This isnt a cringe thread

I don't need videos or screen caps. I hate myself and that is why I lift and eat at a calorie deficit.

This was posted by a guy I trained with just over 3 years ago and earlier this month he qualified for the Olympics

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why is frank so based

this meme literally never gets old

You've never seen the body of that namefag. Trust me, user. This is cringe.

welcome new buddy, please read the rules section before start posting

That arrow stuck in his shoulder really inspires me.

I've lifted for about 18 months. I've never had abs.

And it was not until I watched this video in this very moment that I realized that your abs wont show unless you flex your ab muscles. I never realized that.

youtube.com/watch?v=2C72qF0uC7U

My girlfriend had really shitty friends in High school, and currently has an even shittier roommate in college. She's very indie and also very smart (currently top of her uni class) which makes other girls really insecure. I guess the biggest thing they used against her was claiming that no guys are ever going to go for "a smart strong hipster girl" like her.

And that's where I come in

I've always been a very warm, personable, and progressive guy, and so often when people hear about me they think that I'll be skinnyfat or have a "dad bod" since that's the body that "guys who have good personalities" always have. Nah I'm 5'11", 195 lbs and have anywhere from 11-14% bodyfat at a given time. You can feel the jealousy in the air when we are together. It absolutely kills these girls that I'm in such good shape but also not a douche bag, because every one of them has had to pick one or the other. We've been together 3 years.

And between the Ukrainian spectroscopy analyzing forum and me, I'm going to marry this girl.

My motivations is simple.
>be me to a funeral
>big ass guy in the coffin
>350-370 or so
>looking at the faces off the pallbearers
>as they try to lift him
>so they can put the coffin on their shoulders
>weak ass fucks
>cursing at the dead
>fat fuck etc etc
>be me
>alive
>380
>watching the scene
>life was shit
>fuck it what i have to lose
>life still is shit
>200
>i hate myself
>i want to die
>the pallbearers aint gonna curse while they carry me to my grave.
>cant feel alive
>no balls to end my life

Noice, bro. Make her happy and let the haters hate.

>Ukrainian spectroscopy analysing forum
KEKt
u do u ma nigga

keep at it user. I survived complex brain surgery 2 years ago when I was 17 and I'm still alive and kicking. Went from 135 pounds to 185 over the past 2 years. Still far from my goal but never give up. From 380 to 200 is a huge improvement, you're gonna make it.

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>Zyzz
>implying he's any kind of positive role model
I hate this meme

Veeky Forums really has gone to shit

That looks like Craig's story. Here's the proper one.

>cringey cunt
>loved himself more than anything or anyone
>made his body his entire personality
>roids
>died at 22 while fucking a ladyboy
Why do you like him so much?

If the image you posted seriously motivates you, I am afraid you are mentally ill.

>taking the persona he played seriously

You're fucking retarded beyond comprehension m8

>taking his persona seriously
>taking something that caused him to die at 22 seriously
It's just a prank bro

>Confirmed never going to make it.

OP motivated me.

A crossbow was capable of penetrating plate. It's actually the weapon that put an end to armoured knights.

Um, no, plate was still very popular after they were invented. 1066 AD is when crossbows became popular in medieval areas, but it offered a very small increase in penetration compared to the english longbow. Firearms are what got rid of plate. youtube.com/watch?v=qsAUKRbaZ9E

really wish that filter wasn't applied.

it was a really nice post on its own

>Um, no
kys

I love this one

>School is there to teach you how to learn

God I'm tired of this cop out.

Time to study lads

Gnite

youtube.com/watch?v=HIs5B2U7US0&index=43&list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu

WHY ARE WE YELLING

ShhhhhhhhhUSH!

Try to learn how exactly the chainmail works.
then look at some picture of a knight looking like a hedgehog and still killing some undergeared footmen.

Be back to /b/ motivate sb to put his dick into anthill please.

top meme kek jizz is a fag