How to be the perfect gf? What's your ideal gf?

Fuck...she's braver than I am

yeah but the thing is after the first few years it won't be much different than any other girl. people change and take the people in their life for granted. Same thing for fat chicks, you're like hey this is great! she cooks for me and blows me on demand and doesn't ever nag! Until she gets too comfortable and is no better than any other entitled hot chick.

I still feel really bad for her though, I hope she finds someone similar to her.

Surgery to fix
>eyelids
>nose
>thin lips
>chin
>cheekbones
and she'd be a 3/10 wouldbang

speak for yourself man, there's nothing funnier than seeing a 300 post thread on top of Veeky Forums that has nothing to do with fitness

not really sustainable in the long run tho

I hope she finds someone who won't abuse her because they know that it'd be hard for her to find someone else. I hope she finds someone who loves her for who she really is because she seems sweet.

You forgot
>tits

fuck, that made me sad

women can't compete

Why is he wearing panties?

Fortunately, as it just so happens, by sheer chance you have posted this in a forum dedicated to fitness. Stick around and learn.

Some greentext for you from my own life, just to further illustrate my point:

>Be me, meet this girl from online dating site
>We get along, we have a lot of interests in common and stuff
>But she's fat, and I'm just not physically attracted to her
>But if she'd just lose like 30 pounds or so, I would totally fuck the shit out of her.

Well the stuff I liked from my past two girls
>not boring
>open to new ideas
>high libido
>freaks in bed
>intelligent enough to discuss philosophy and such
>not being fat, one of them worked out 6 days a week aka not being a gains goblin
>like the same music and films

>tall f/mtf
>average face
>likes to lift
>likes birds
>works in medicine
>enjoys being active and out of the house more often than not, but fine with takeout and Netflix
>likes to be picked up and spun around
>from a non-religious family with tall parents and siblings
>just wants to find a relationship that will work, and work well, not fuck around

>those feels
Would possibly birth some manly sons though, look at that facial structure.

What the fuck

Don't do this to me user

Breh

Damn, I know I'm supposed to laugh at this but I can't.

Accept me for who I am dont expect me to change and dont waste my time and ill love you forever

>that stupid "I'm so cute" face
I hate women so much

Crazy, crazy is good

>has her own money
>has her own career
Why would you want that?
Not a rhetorical question.

>don't be a whore
>don't be fat
>be white and preferably of robust build
>don't be a careerist
>don't use birth control (see point one)

It's like she is the physical manifestation of the ugly I think I am and pretend to be but she is still somehow braver a person than I am. . . The fuck

who is this knob gobbler

In Europe she is like a 7/10 already

That's called a smile, user.

>can cook
>doesn't expect me to entertain her 24/7
>good relationship with her parents
>not fat

Be fit
Be qt
Have an interesting face structure
Share my humor
Share my values

Thats it.

my dream girl don't exist

>at least 8/10, fit, big tits, aryan genetics
>actively encourages me to fuck other women to spread my superior seed
>stays completely loyal to me, mutual understanding that men must satisfy degenerate urges on sloots
>rich, educated, aristocratic, traditional right wing, no drugs, no alcohol, religious but only for appearances
>condescending, ruthless, rational, sadomascohist
what am I missing boys?

Only in the animes iktf

> taller than me

So about 6'5

Once I would have said something along the lines of "Taller than me and stronk", but I have since realized that I disgust myself enough to make a relationship unfeasible.

I'm repulsed by the idea of a relationship with someone because it would mean I'd be a part of it.

So she's not dependent on you financially.
>baby pls buy me these new earrings only $2000
It's also she's not at home all day, so she's less likely to fuck Tyrone behind your back

...

This board will eventually crumble to something worse than /b/.

Is there anything wrong other than the long ass face?

Step 1 - exist
Haven't got as far as step 2 yet

she probably doesnt shave because she knows nobody wants that

Yeah, she's dead now. Killed herself out of loneliness apparently.