Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>tfw no bf

>TFW think I will purpose next month..

How do I measure her finger ? I want it to be a surprise. I don't fucking understand

>tfw you'll never see her again because you blew your chance both times

she's a woman, she likely already has several rings. pinch one and take it into the store. Or get some calipers and sneak a measure when she's sleeping.

How do I get a qt trap gf

Bring her to one of the junk jewlery stores that gives you a basket to put all that shit in. Have her try on a bunch of goofy rings... go with ones that you think are smaller than work your way up.
You can always get it resized. PROTIP.. if she has jacked up knuckles bigger than her fingers.. dont get a big diamond it will jsut spin.

Same.

Dat manly jawline.

twinks or bears?

otters

this

Mate that is a sculpted feminine jaw line

She has plenty of rings but none for her ring finger
Great idea but I don't want to give it away. I'll try do this soon.

>marrying in this day and age
For what propose?

>got rejected today

to troll in a >tfw no gf thread

>tfw gf

Feels good brehs

who wants a gf

all they do is waste your time

you want a fwb

Sorry bro. I got rejected two weeks ago. Humiliating, right?

Gay or femanon?

never marry, nu male faggot

gay twink

i have a fwb. i dont want to date her so im not, but id rather have a gf that i loved.

What matters is that you took action. Good job, man.

>wanting a greedy whore who will steal your protein

>the roaches already did

this meme is really starting to grow on me

>tfw no boyfriend

Last night I had a dream that I was holding hands with a guy. It was so innocent, but so nice and comfy.

In real life I don't have a dating life. I know that as a woman who's not a whale and who looks pretty decent, I have it rather easy on the dating market, but that doesn't exactly mean that it's easy. The hard part is to find a guy you like and who's lifestyle and values matches yours. And who'd in return like you as well.

And the dating scene nowadays just sucks. I can't do tinder, cause I hate how you both put so much expectations on each others making the whole thing feel like a job interview. And I don't wanna rush into things, I wanna take it slowly. Tinder just kinda cuts corners and you both arrive to the first date with a banner saying "I'm going to scan you from head to toe now."

I don't like it. Ideally you'd get to know someone in a neutral context and then there's the excitement whether they are interested in you too, when you maybe flirt a little to see how they respond, hope that they'd hit you with a message and so on. With tinder that phase doesn't even excist.

Yet no one approaches each others sober anywhere so there is literally very little hope. I'd just want a boyfriend to lift and do cardio with me and save the white race by having bebes. And who's not totally poisoned by the fuccboy scene, just like I'm not poisoned by feminazism.

Stop whining you fucking titface. Life is out there; but only if you take it for yourself.

Fucking faggot.

What the fuck do you suggest then? Go around asking guys out? We don't do that in our culture, if I talk to someone I don't know and we are not in a bar, they'll call the police and step further.

Talk to me bby :'(

this. a thousand times this.

Reported.
This is not fitness-related.
Enjoy your ban.

>save the white race by having bebes
your future bf will be the luckiest man on earth. trust me.

It's hard to read this, cause men feel the same, at least some of them do.
Just talk to them. Trust me, that is enough for a guy to start fantasizing about you. And from there, get closer and closer, and you'll end up fine.

For me(n) it's harder... you have to be more careful... and it's just so tiring...
>asked a girl out,
>we didnt talk much.
>but when we talked i really did have a great time.
> And i didnt want to flirt cause i hate it with all my heart.
>She said yes
>my fucking face when she smiled at me and said "yeah, sure!"
>i destroyed my body at the gym that day
>i was god that day
>next day i messaged her, to arrange it, more or less
>"can't user, i'm sorry. i have to study this weekend"
>me: "what about next weekend"
>her: "i have a birthday to go to..."
>me:"if you, for some reason, want to cancel, tell me. no problemo."
>her: "yeah, that will be best. i'm so busy lately. sorry"
>ofc getting a gf for a guy so socially autist like me is not that easy.

forgot to mention she has a 5.5/10 body, but is unconventionally very handsome.