How big do you have to be to actually look alpha with a mustache, and not like a tryhard hipster faggot?

How big do you have to be to actually look alpha with a mustache, and not like a tryhard hipster faggot?

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HUGE

It's not about how "big" you are at all. It's about how old you are and how you dress.

Why do mustaches make some men look alpha (such as tom selleck, he looks way better with a 'stache), while others look like pedos

Are van dykes alpha as well?

Does anyone have the slightest idea on how to accelerate the growth of hair on the face. Having heard rumors that beer can assist? Acquired me enough intelligence to have learned that hair growth is highly genetic. My father has not what one would call dense growth. But rather some stumps that are pointed as coral reefs and sharp as barbed wire.

fact: any man with a mustache is gay

Fuck no. You trying to get into cartoon devil mode?

Something like this

well being muscular could help, but i think some dudes look creepy because they are average all around and the mustache just stands out. It is a bit more artsy than a normal beard but could look cool on you. I like to experiment with facial hair and when i first started doing it I did get some teasing so don't think you can skip that. But after a while the same people were into it. Try it. You could get teased that you're mexican or some bullshit but that's part of making it cool - confidence. If someone makes a joke and you curl up into a ball thinking "god what have i done" you're probably not a mustache type of guy.