Doing my workout

>doing my workout
>stare intently at cardio bunny
>approach and talk to her
>tell her she's cute
>conversation goes kinda well and give her my number
>later i get text "hey, this is Mika."
>dont know what to text back
>1 hour later she texts "hey, this is Mika. :)"
>what do i text Veeky Forums?! you didnt prepare me for this :(

Say hello you idiot

>hey, how are you? let's get some coffee (insert day convenient for you)

This you fucking mong

you're supposed to send a dick pic you spastic

she's basically begging for a close up of your scrotum mate, did you see that smiley face she sent you?

"Hey Mika, I saw you were working out pretty hard and was going to ask you if you'd like to buy some dbol, tren, or creating to help you with your workout goals? Oh and I've also been meaning to ask if you happen to have that tall brown haired Guy's number you were chatting with in front of the locker rooms last week."

dubs say send this, kek

Creatine*

And tell her "I was thinking of having a dinner together" or something. She is defiantly interested in you if she messaged you first.

She sure is defiant all right.

doesn't matter, op is a faggot and will fuck it up regardless lel

I can't even imagine hitting on a girl at the gym. I'm busy sucking dick

Ayy bb u want sum fuck

>hey how's it going
>her reply
>*ask her out*
Hurry up

>finally turn away from being fat
>build some above than average muscle (still not exactly build)
>start getting more likes on dating apps
>just browse through and expect nothing out of habit
>actually get a response
>no idea what to do

It happens

stop panicking say "hello"

nice get

bullshit. why in the fuck would she text you twice within an hour unless she's a desperate landwhale or something? this is not something sane, attractive women do.

Quints of truth

>>what do i text Veeky Forums?! you didnt prepare me for this :(

Say
>Hey Mika, are you free tonight?
Then
>Let's go out and get (italian/chinese, whatever). I like (restaurant of your choice).
Then arrange the times and you're sorted.

OP here.
update: we might be going out this weekend to watch the captain america movie. tnx for all the advice Veeky Forums

If you're so autistic that you can't respond to those texts, how will you ever handle having out with her? Give up on Mika and work on your autism before approaching another girl.

How did you manage to talk to someone during a workout but can't figure out what to say through a text?.

This guy has the right idea, stop being so anxious and be con/fit/dant

Why are all the guys good-looking enough to get grills texting first fucking spergs?

Wew laddie

I'm just bad at texting ok. I'm not that autistic in real life.

The average folk need to up their conversation game if they want to get laid.

Its why hot girls who have always been 10/10 are strikingly vapid. They can get by just by being reactionary.

it will take him 33333 tries to get laid

keep at it op

Why do you people struggle so much to interact with other human beings?

HE'S IN, LADS

>OP does the hardest part
>gets to the easiest part
>OMG, Veeky Forums you didn't prepare me for this, what do?

You're beyond help. I'm gonna offer the best advice you'll get in this thread; kill yourself. It won't get any better, user. Ever.

quints have spoken, op is a faggot

op is going up against kek, the will of the dubs, will he succeed ?

tune in next week to find out

Ask her if she's an archeologist

"Creating" is the new meme. Dubs confirmed!

ARE THOSE FUCKING CROCS?
OP, HOW DOES A CARDIO BUNNY RUN WITH CROCS?

this sucks, no one dates these days grampa

ask her to go to a bar or something

if you're underage chill in your parents basement

Text her back 'hey its user how are you' whenever she texts you back call her and say 'hey how's your day going' talk about it, tell her a little about how your day is going, say 'do you want to go get coffee /drinks at (some place by your house) at (some time today or the next day)' at the date talk about regular people stuff (what do you do, where are you from, etc) and when you're done with your drink ask if she wants to come watch a movie at your place. Touch her while you're watching the movie, get cuddly, start kissing, say 'let's go somewhere more comfortable' take her to your bed, make out, get touchy, put her hand on your dick, undress her, play with her a while, put your dick in. Easy peasy, she already likes you, should work fine.

Kek'd

if you need help for this there's no way you had the confidence to go up and talk to her, fucking assclown

>to watch the captain america movie
you disgust me
well done tho

Then meet up
Say you dont like communicating over text so you should meet up

...

OP here.
update: it looks like I might not actually be in after all... She backed out on me and said she was busy this weekend.
What should I do?

This

SAY IOW ABOYT Next week?? just do it man

Quints

Veeky Forums will never change

10/10 bait OP,cant believe you retards fell for this shit.
He can get a number and talk to her in person but cant respond 1 text? Idiots.

...

just dropping by to HNNNNG over angie varona a bit.
fuck, so much test.

...

Kek

This OP

damn op you just got called out by quints

My name in Mika, its me a 180 pound blonde faggot

Ask her to get some coffee or something that could get your ass some serious social interaction with this bitch

>hey, this is Mika.
>hey, this is Mika. :)

>y-you can say that again heh

guaranteed success, dubs confirms

this is an imposter. pls dont impersonate me. i dont like it.

>I know I fucking saw your first text, you have a dog's name you bitch

Real OP here I'm a nigger

how to convince shy girls to fuck by text?

>wearing crocs to the gym
gtfo here. My asshole really tightened up.

Ask if she's an archaeologist

Fuck, if only this post wasn't too late

fuck off faggots

THIS ISNT ME. DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

Are you fucking serious. You can ask a stranger for their number and make a good impression but returning texts is hard? You fooled yourself into thinking you want girls you just want to feel liked by them

lol u tk her 2 da bar|?