That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>the three same shit

>that guy in basketball shorts that you saw in your gym, but then you realize you use your own home gym

>that guy that rests for 3 minutes

>that guy who is intimidated by sophisticated satire

What's wrong with wearing basketball shorts to the gym?

Lol wait r u serious do u actually wear them

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>that guy who lifts

>that guy who takes naps between sets

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>he wears basketball shorts to the gym

>that guy who posts the same post on Veeky Forums everyday

>that guy that deadlifts and doesnt die

I don't normally go to this board or the gym. Just passing through, never heard this before. What else would you wear?

I do sometimes, sue me.

Tights to be mired by other men ofcourse. But I wear basketball shorts because im not /fag/ i mean Veeky Forums

>those 2 guys that are on Veeky Forums everyday

Football (soccer) shorts are the best workout pants, prove me wrong.

>that guy who brings his ant-infested whey powder to the gym

>that guy who has ants in his pants

>2016
>not eating ant whey for gains.

>that guy who eats cookies between sets

>he wears basketball shorts to the gym

It's just a little snack, doesn't count.

>that guy that posts on Veeky Forums in between sets

The old guy in cargo pants who circuits the bench, shoulder press, butterfly, lat machine and pull up bar for 5 reps each and repeats this every 8 minutes for over an hour and gets mad when you "work in" on one of "his" places for 3 sets.

>that guy who analyzes every other person´s behaviour instead of lifting

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gonna get me some major reddit points for this post thanks user!

thanks for the (you), (you) can have one too

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>That guy who sticks to a routine, consumes a protein rich diet and incrementally increases the weight he lifts

FUCKING hate that guy

Oh, fuck. I am that guy. brb, gonna eat some carbs and sugar.

>those guys who do random shouts when they're not even lifting heavy

Ignore him or laugh at him. Nothing is his.

haha what a loser

>that new guy

I want to violate her face [with my dick]

>that guy who wipes down the bench after using it

>that guy who pretends to be a reptilian assassin

>that guy that has one last set for 45 minutes

>that guy that takes long rest breaks for 1plaet bench

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
fuck are we supposed to wear then leggings ?

>that guy who sleeps in between sets

>That guy who gets Taco Bell afterwards

>that Lexi Belle that got Taco Belled

Found him

>That guy who brings a notebook to the gym

>that girl who's wearing a liting belt and lifting shoes
>every day is ass day
>hip thrusts, squats and every smith machine hip/glute exercise known to man
>always has her hair done pretty cute
>Always wear cute tops and nice fitting compression tights
>Is actually drop dead gorgeous, can't stop myself mirin
>Turns out she goes in my class and I met her face to face for the first time yesterday for the first time in three years.

Damn. We could've been lifting together for all this time....

>that guy who stammers out "n-no homo" after he's flooded your mouth with his semen

>tfw i hate women but at the same time want to fuck them

>That guy who you're mirin 24/7 who you end up talking to and is actually friendly as fuck and outgoing but probably because he's on high doses of test

>We could've been lifting together for all this time....
She doesn't lift she's an attention whore

Every day is ass day but you can't spare five words to describe dat ass? We deserve pictures

I can guarantee you that the first day you attempt to talk to her is the last day you will ever see her in the gym.

Her IG doesn't contain a lot of lifting/fitness stuff actually. I guess it's because she has a boyfriend and wants to keep that part hidden kek

Eh, maybe. Now I at least have an excuse for looking at her when I see her.

>Yeah I thought I recognized you. We're in the same course, right?
>No I wasn't looking at your body or anything.

Fucking devilish desu

This is me

Well she's a tiny short girl with a noticeably bigger butt. Think Jen Selter, but less jewish looking and also not so tall. Also her hamstrings and quads are more proportionate too.

So I guess nothing like Jen Selter.

>tfw finally bought new shorts because of these threads

I often wear cargo shorts and yell on heavy sets. I also do at least 20 minutes of cardio daily.

>not eating a shit load of carbs between sets for xtra energy

>That guy who actually changes his life based on memes from an anime website

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN EUROPE

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

the fuck else am I suppose to wear, a banana-hammock?

It would make it easier to show off the fact you always skip leg day.

>unironically having a leg day

I hope the ants show you no mercy

>that guy who sounds like he is having sex

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>tfw I am that guy

>that guy who moans while using the foam roller to stretch his glutes for "mobility"
In my gym we have a special corner in the showers for the likes of you, slut.

>that guy who takes the only squat rack in the gym and does 30-40 minutes of exercises not relating to squat and if he does squat it's always less than 2 plate

just die

shouldn't this shit archived already.

That girl looks like she gets down if you know what I mean

what else are fellow /ss/ ers supposed to do then?

s-sorry I just started a few weeks ago with ss...

Basketball shorts are top tier cute, stop being faggots.

Kek

checked

>that guy who throws his asswipes down the toilet instead of just tossing them in the trashcan.

>that guy who doesn't use the curl rack properly

they can get in the way of leg work if they're too long. other than that, it's just a meme. wear whatever you want, don't be a self-conscious faggot.

>that guy who wipes his ass

>the guy who wants his fecal matter to linger around the bathroom until the trash is taken out

fucking idiot

real talk™

>not having someone to lick your anus clean after every shit

My boy Aiden does a fantastic job keeping me clean.

>not having your 4/10 mom pick up your poopie papers from your trashcan while she grimaces and pretends to not notice you in your room fondling your micropenis
fuck off normie

kek'd tbhh

>that guy who poos in loo

Tom Hardy fuck off already