/roids/™

manlet frauds who use steroids for cheating general

tfw no frizzy hair gf

Do weight loss chems belong here?

How liable am I to fucking die if I so much as look at DNP?

you seem pretty retarded so you would probably die

>pretty
Breh are you gay?

ye spread your cheeks bitch boy

DNP is quite safe as long as you stay hydrated and don't use an excessive dose, i.e. common sense.

Been lifting a year now and I always heard about "the talk to the biggest guy in the gym" meme

anyway tldr, that guy introduced himself to me today and basically said in so many words that etc etc he is that dude.

should i wait till im stronger to gear? or just go for it?

160lbs 305, 215, 405+

Would my use be easily noticeable to others, and would it make working difficult (I work in a shop that requires me to be running up and down stairs a decent amount)

>So you're only using it for 2 weeks and then you're using clomid.

>How do you find out about this? And why isn't anyone doing this but you?

I decided I wanted to try tren so I just researched everything I could find while waiting to order. The idea behind it made sense to me, but I couldnt find much mention of it outside of a few forums. I dont know why no one else is doing this, apparently it was common in europe in the 90s or something.. but thats why I made this trip to document whether this would be a waste of anyones time.

And for 9lbs in two weeks Im more than happy.

you will sweat like crazy and will drop weight extremely fast so yes

...

Hes just buying them online and selling them to you for a higher price. Guarentee it.

Youre strong enough at those numbers to have an idea of how to train, Id say go for it, start fraudin

I guess it's not the right choice for me then

Manlet requests name of big afro negress in manlet OP
Manlet is jealous of her afro

I'm in love

Would you recommend it for someone that's like noticeably overweight, or is it more for someone that's trying to get rid of the last bits of fat to look better?

it must be an excruciating amount of work to care for her hairstyle.

go to SST.
If you know how to train and you are over 25 do it. If you're under 25 weight the increasing risks of the development of your body to what you will gain from roiding. Like I said there's no right weight of "lifts" to jump on. Only that you KNOW how to train off gear and on gear and that you have the time and money to put in to it to do it CORRECTLY (bloods, ai, pct (if you fall for the cycle meme), etc)

have you tried a calorie deficit?

Hi Concilliator

If you aren't dumb you can use it for either. You have to seriously watch your temperature though if you're over weight.

It's very effective for dropping those last bits of bodyfat though so that's generally what it's used for. (Just don't go FL and take 1.2g ED @300+ lbs)

yeah, I'm on one now. Just curious if you're too fat if that shit is dangerous.

Basically I'm being impatient, but also semi curious.

interesting, keep us updated then

Moving sucks.
Bought 4 large boxes.
Drastically underestimated the amount of shit I have.
Welp

gotcha, thanks user

Sup nerds

>got approached to do porn sent in my paperwork
>my girl decided to break it off again #l8tr'd her
>asked backup girlie if she wanted to get facefucked but she's in cancun
>same girlie had setup a birthday weekend for she and I to go camping when she gets back from Mexico

All in all I can't complain how was your weekend?

Couple problems with DNP, one is obvious, one is not:
1. Overheating. Try doing it in the winter so you can throw yourself into a snowbank if you start to overheat. In general, don't be retarded about dose.
2. Nerve damage. DNP is a fantastic solvent for anything fatty, including the protective fatty sheath on your nerve endings. You can get permanent nerve damage as if you were diabetic. Also, permanent vision damage as if you were diabetic. Again, don't be retarded about dose.

Sunday
>delicious breakfast
>run errands
>get blowjob
>girl makes pizza while I shitpost
>fuck for an hour and go to sleep

7/10 breddy gud

Easy day mirin

im moving here soon too
how the hell do we get so much stuff

>got approached to do porn sent in my paperwork
wait what

Absolutely Disgusting, what's the name of this porn company and film you're going to be in so I can stay far far away from it?

>First cycle soon
>Have 300mg/ml Test E and needles ready to pin
>How the FUCK do I get this to add up to 500
I'm gonna die Veeky Forums. Zyzz was wrong not all of us gonna make it.

Porn agent approached me. Was on the fence about it, but since I'm single now figured might as well take advantage. Make money.

>literally doing g4p
making it

theyre only JAVs, a peasant like you wouldnt know how to find it anyways

300mg to 1 ml
500mg to X ml
cmon son

>american education

holy shit user pls don't die kek

How far ahead can you pre-load syringes?
I want to pre-load a week's worth at a time (pinning tren a)

if I was a petty person I'd be saying I told you so

where the fuck did you read about dnp having a direct causative effect on myelin sheath degradation?

>mfw

so the order of operations can fuck right off?

Having backup girls always makes break ups easier.

>All in all I can't complain how was your weekend?

I worked, I'm off for the next 3 days. Keto adapting and ready'ing myself for a 3 week dnp cycle. Getting the usual brain fog from keto adapting, but it's always worth it.

Basically I'm doing this.

3 weeks cutting to net a 10000-12000 calorie weekly deficit.
3 weeks maintenance + test, tren, mast, and NPP. Might gain some muscle due to anabolic rebound and such slin sensitivity from being in keto.

Repeat until I look good.

DNP is fine. Just don't go over 250mg a day. Especially if it's somewhat hot outside.

Why the shit would you pre-load?

Soon as the syringe comes out of its packaging, it's exposed to the environment.

Meaning, you're injecting live bacteria directly into your body.

So that's 30mgs per 1/10 of a cc.

500/30 = ~16.6

1.6 or 1.7 CCs = 500mg Test

well we already use different units
why not different math

Drawing everyday is annoying

If I draw into the syringe leave the draw needle on, cap it. And swap needles when I go to pin what bacteria would be in the syringe?

Don't recap needles. What are you, a retard?

It's no longer sterile. Full stop. Bacteria can crawl in under the cap.

You're already decently strong, so if you're aware of the pros and cons go for it. I started roiding while weak and lanklet and even then I don't regret the decision at all.

even after keto adaptation I'm still a fucking rage monster from zero carbs

>slin sensitivity

psmf + dnp has to increase slin sensitivity like fucking whoa

>Meaning, you're injecting live bacteria directly into your body.
>It's no longer sterile. Full stop. Bacteria can crawl in under the cap.

you really have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

What's your keto diet like?

I'm doing 130g protein, 20-30g carbs, and the rest fats. Maintenance for 2 days. Too much pro will kick you out.

Also you need to replenish sodium, magnesium and potassium like fucking crazy with DNP + keto or psmf. I'm sure you know that though.

Oh, I didn't realize you were a trained medical professional.

Learn some damn germ theory. You expose a piece of medical equipment to the environment, and it is no longer sterile. The longer it is exposed, the greater the risk of infection. End of discussion.

horraay, i defeated the first dark souls 3 boss.

i'am a pro-gamer

She left you? goddamit

at least you got some backup

So am I going to die if I pre-load a few syringes?
Or is it still a bad idea

A calorie deficit like that is easier said than done. Good luck.

the tutorial one?
oh lawdy

shoulda summoned me ;)

I don't know what microorganisms live in the old whey container you store your needles in, but then again, neither do you.

It's not about dying, it's about common sense.

psmf

1.5lbs (pre-cooked) of chicken, 1 50g protein shake, enough chopped arugula/kale/romaine to choke a cow

add in 1-2 20oz low calorie sports drinks (~12g carbs ea) for electrolyte replenishment and a multi

funny story, I am a fucking trained medical professional

raise your hand if you've ever personally performed a full emergent chest tube placement under field conditions

why don't you learn the fucking difference between sterile and aseptic technique, or maybe the affects of grossly overcompensated bacteriostatic agents on the colony threshold timeline

you spastic bitch

do it carefully and do it right, switch pins after drawing, and you'll be fine pre-loading for maybe 5 days worth

What am I allowed as an American to discuss here?

Steer clear of diddling kids and you're pretty much fine.

Okay, let's see how long you keep your job while you've got open needle packages lying around.

Preloading is a bad idea for a couple of reasons. As the other posters mentioned, syringes are not airtight so there is a risk of contamination.

The other reason you don't want to do this (especially if you intend to store them for a while) is because the oil that the gear is suspended in will dissolve the rubber in the syringe. This is especially true if your gear has a lot of ethyl oleate in it (higher potency gear often does, think 400mg Test E for example). I personally load up my syringe the night before and inject around 3 in the morning. At these timeframes that isn't really an issue, but don't go loading up weeks in advance. As long as you are swapping out the needle part before you inject you should be okay. If you aren't doing that you aren't doing it right and you are DEFINITELY exposing yourself to bacteria.

Can I discuss c*pionate?

But I mean...probably don't diddle kids in general.

You think I'm going to store my pre-loaded syringes in an old protein container with my used sharps??

I don't know where you store them, but I'm guessing it's not sterile.

jesus jumping mooncricket christ you people need to learn the fucking difference between sterile and aseptic techniques

because I'm giving advice in a professional medical setting, right

I don't know if you've actually got an extra chromosome pair or if you just pretend to be fucking retarded really well, but either way bravo for managing to figure out how to use a computer

I also like how you completely avoided addressing any of the salient points there, that's cute too

this is a great meme

Hey guys. Fucked up my spine a tad last week while throwing honeys. Got tryouts at badass cheerleading school this weekend. Keep cheerbro in your thoughts and prayers pls.

Still haven't banged Cheergirl yet and also haven't banged wheelchair girl if you were wondering. I have been getting busy with some girls who do college cheer, but they aren't Cheergirl :(

Starting this long ass drive tomorrow night too and I hate driving at night. Let's have a /fraud/ party bros

I knew a week in advance was a big stretch
I'll most likely only load a couple at a time

I eat greens for potassium and micros. I end up with 6-8g potassium a day. Brocolli and spinach with Bragg's nutritional yeast. And salt them. Cucumbers, too. Tastes pretty good. I also add some fats to that meal to absorb the fat soluble vitamins.


Supp'ing 1600mg magnesium citrate a day.

Drinking salt water and salting foods. 8-10g sodium a day.

What points? You said field conditions, meaning you're what? An army doctor? Of course you don't know anything about sterility.

Recapped needles = not airtight = bacteria = bad.

Has anyone ever used T3? My doctor keeps telling me that my thyroid levels are low but not quite low enough to be prescribed meds. Anyone have any experiences with it and if it helped make them feel any better?

I shouldnt have pressured you to DL
sent you to snap city forever

take 1 and 2/3 of a vial each pin. 300 +300(2/3)=500

Yeah yeah it's a bummer but I'm not torn up. I was holding out for it. At least shes consistent.
Yeah and my backup girl is actually a way better person. Not quite as cute but better in general

i once dropped a needle and it stuck into my carpet. still pinned anyway. no problemo.

I'm using it 25mcg EoD. Definitely enough. Dnp and tren fuck with thyroid too much to not use it.

You can definitely use iodine and selenium and boost your speed. It's one of my favorite supplements.

50mg lugol's iodine and 400mcg selenium is a good starting point. Amazon.

Dude idk, I swear I moved into this apartment with like 3 possessions.
Now I have like, lamps and end tables and shit.
Fuck

git gud scrub

never gonna join the 6pl8 club at this rate

>why don't you learn the fucking difference between sterile and aseptic technique
>or maybe the affects of grossly overcompensated bacteriostatic agents on the colony threshold timeline

regale me, o wise and learned first year med school student, on exactly how any common bacterium can proliferate enough in a few days to crack the colonization threshold when proper aseptic technique is followed, WHILE IN THE PRESENCE of a 2% benzyl alcohol solution, which is easily over double the pharmaceutical best practices of 0.9%

maybe try to use something beyond the crayon logic truisms and some depressingly low-effort ad hominems to refute me this time

well, hopefully you learned a valuable lesson about not trying to fix broken people because you'll only get dragged down that swirling, chaotic vortex of insanity instead

Girl I haven't seen in years saw me at a party and literally started rubbing me up and down talking about how much bigger I've gotten. She kept asking me to flex and I could hear her pussy getting wet. Kept lifting my shirt up and shit.

I played that shit off but it still felt breddy gud. Mostly its just gfs or girls I'm fucking that say stuff like that. I comments now and then but nothing like the other night, wew lads.

Too bad her faggot husband had to interrupt us, kek

I used some tiny runs of DNP which is why I was considering using the T3. The weight loss was just too insane not to go for it(typically every cycle I lose a pound a day of fat). You think the iodine and selenium increases are enough?

>backup girl
>porn star
>250 7% shredded

FUCKING CHAD

its crazy
I'm going to have to get rid of like 3 bookshelves
I dont even read

>proper aesthetic technique

I thought you lifted for strength?

It depends on the rest of your diet. Diet largely determines digestion and thyroid speed.

...

I eat pretty moderately clean(get my salads and chicken breasts and shit in but sometimes eat a cookie or whatever) and eat about 500kcal under maintenance.

Pretty much I was holding for a "you fixed me". I care about her but it might have been a power thing in my head. Whatever she wants to be alone and she got it. She has no other friends aside from me, she's pushed them all away.

Ausfags what are you experiences buying online with websites like australiapowerenergy.com ?

Does your parcel get seized alot? I work from home, leave only to buy food and go to the gym and have 0 connections.

>SST
>SST
>SST
>SST
>SST

>tfw you'd rather shitpost with /fraud/ than go to some girls house who would give you head

I'm getting too old for bitches... waste of time and money.

this is fucking retarded
it is either
(20/5)(2*2)=16
or
20/(5*(2*2))=1
since we are assuming if 20/5 would have () around them it should be 1.
THIS FUCKING WHY WE HAVE CLEAR NOTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T WRITE SOMETHING UNCLEAR THEN SAY BOTH ANSWERS ARE CORRECT. EVEN IF THIS IS FAKE I'M FUCKING PISSED.

How old are you? I feel like that at 26.

I'm 25 and I feel like that a lot, unless its like a super lit party where there are people there who I like to hang with. I just don't really drink/smoke/drug use much anymore so it's kinda like meh

Getting there. I think side hos are the way.

Follow up question:

Will I return to 20% BF after I stop using DNP?

is the chief still in business?

That website is a scam.
Hit up Hive on SST for oils.
Ancillaries are fine to order from overseas, customs lets them through no problem. I recommend LifePharma from SST.

You will if you don't change your diet to accommodate your lower TDEE.

^what he said. It's good if you can control your diet after. Honestly I find it easier to DNP and get diet in line than cutting and keeping your diet in line after.

breh you could drop 10% of bodyfat just doing 15min of cardio a day and eating slightly less

SSTaustralia the turf products company?

Could you recommend an ancillary?

Apologies for the questions, I have a very high amount of muscle mass from Maori genetics and 4 years of bulking, im just fat as fuck bro.

If you eat too much.

>estranged grandmother messaging me
>wants to get to know me
There's nothing to tell G-ma, unless you want to hear about all those times I've fucked up and how I'm a criminal.

>mfw she tells me I'm doing a good job in life and that God has a plan for me

no spooky indian premonitions? May as well get to know her before shes gone.

Hey guys.
I'm in my early twenties with ~300ng/dl of total test (got it tested at an independent lab recently because suspicion). How difficult would you expect it to be for me to get TRT?