Go to the gym

>be at gym
>It Ain't Me starts playin

HIGH TEST
I E
G S
H T

>"MY NAME IS NO MY FACE IS NO MY WHATEVER IS NO"

>enter gym
>"KYRIE ELEISON"
>mfw

>panda panda panda panda panda

>X'S AND THE O O O'S THEY HAUNT ME

at my gym they have a jukebox and im so tempted to put that on repeat for an hour during my next workout

what are you 59?

you've got years and years, probably decades, fuckin chill

>And you're lookin' at the church in the night sky
Wonderin' whether God's gonna say hi
Oh, you're lookin' at the church in the night sky
And you wonder where is God in your nightlife

plot twist: my phone was connected to the speakers :^)

13 year old girls

the worst part is the local rock station plays it sometimes. Its not even a fucking rock song.

this, I'll admit I usually like shitty mainstream music but this song is just awful

fuck you guys I like that song

>open the door at the gym
>REVENGE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST JOY NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY

It's the current year of 2016 and people are still listening to fucking Pac even though there's tons of other better artists out there.

>mfw

oh FUCK I hear that god damn song everywhere

why do you autist get mad

Ask everyone ITT dat mang.

no i ask you so now u asnwer my friend

Hello good sirs, I too am a patrician with distinguished taste in the auditory arts. The inclusion of popular music at my preferred gym is quite problematic. The sheep-minded peasants enjoying such basic and vapid musical patterns makes me seethe with unbridled rage.

*walk on treadmill for 5 minutes*
>DONALD TRUMP IS CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD OVER CRUZ AND KASICH RIGHT NOW
>HILARY AND BERNIE LASH AT EACH OTHER IN LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE
>COULD TRUMP BE NEXT IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

Yeah I'm with , twenty one pilots is decent. Fuck you guys. Better than the CAKE BY THE OCEAN that's blasted in every fucking gym.

Because I have strong autism.

>have homegym so i blast breakcore and jpop all day every day
youtube.com/watch?v=MAwvT28aMWw

>CAUSE MAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVE MEEEEEEE
>AND AFTER AAAAAALLLLL

>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES... ALL THE SINGLE LADIES...

you must be of those children that would fall asleep to the TV on full blast at night, except you accidentally rolled on the remote so it's on static. Your mom found you there at 4 am but it's too late, the brain damage was already done

i like it desu

that's incorrect, but i do enjoy listening to radio static every once in a while
youtube.com/watch?v=y2WX0Mt7n7M
i just think breakcore is pretty rad, although i play traditional instruments

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG MAN

WURK WURK WURK WURK WURK
DODNAJ MSKNFNFIOAFFNF

*tribal ooga booga speech intensifies*

I swear to god if I hear Wonderwall or Champagne Supernova on the radio one more god damn time

It should be illegal to play certain songs that often jesus christ

youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno

>"KISS ME UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS

>CAW CAW CAW CAWWWGHT IN A BAD ROMMAAYYEEAANNCEE

>go to the gym
>OH WAH AH AH AH
>HYUK HYUK HYUK
>OWAHAHAHHAHA

>I hope that I can turn back the time
>To make it all alright, all alright for us
>I'll promise to build a new world for us two
>With you in the middle
I wanted to lift weight, not feels

>go to the gym
>put in headphones

"I will not feed your hunger! Instead I bite the pain! Moving not back but forwards, I bite down"

"I am the beast I worship!"

"Fight with the rage of a bear! Defend your homeland!"

"Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight, won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?"

Fuck, just make your own playlist if radio music clouds your mind

>SUELTA
>EL LISTON DE TU PELO

>go gyming
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHSHHFHSHFHSHASJJJJJJJJUUUUJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJUUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJUJUJUJUJUJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIJIJIIJJJJUJUJUJWLWLKWKWKWRYYYYYKUKUKUKIKIKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOW

THRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH

Panda....

Megan "obviously not a physical" Trainor

>tfw I like this song
>tfw I like most top 40 songs

jdimsa

I would actually like that song if they TOOK THE FUCKING TIME TO ACTUALLY TRY AND MAKE THEIR FUCKING SONG RHYME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously. Like, I know they even pointed it out in one of their lyrics by saying something to the effect of "I miss the days when I didn't have to rhyme" and everyone goes "hurr durr, how meta", but for fuck's sake, man. That shit pisses me RIGHT the fuck off.

"Wish I could turn back time...
To the good old days
When our momma saaang...
us to sleep but now we're stressed out"

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you really SO fucking lazy you couldn't find a word that rhymed with either "time" OR "days" and just went with fucking:
"Wish I could turn back time...
To the good old days
When our momma saaang...
us to sleep but now I praaay"

Or you could do fucking:
"Wish I could turn back time...
To the good old days
When our momma saaang...
us to sleep, now I'm losing my mind"

What the FUCK is wrong with song writers nowadays? It's like modern art, where just because they have an OKAY voice, they think they don't have to rhyme anymore because their song "transcends the need to follow tradition and convention xDDD"

Pisses me the fuck off too when commercials have songs that don't rhyme either.

BITCH, you're spending MILLIONS of dollars on national advertisement, but you couldn't even take the time to make the last few words in your stanzas RHYME?

Remember FreeCreditReport.Com and how they only really got popular because they spent more than 10 seconds to write each and every single one of their jingles? Fuck, I can still remember the lyrics to their first "Pirate" song.

Saying a bunch of loosely connected words to the tune of some song DOESN'T MAKE IT A SONG. It makes it a fucking NPR article being half read/sung outloud by your bored, barely awake dad at 4:30 in the morning on the subway.

So FUCK you, people who don't feel the need to rhyme. You people are incompetent, bydlo trash and deserve to lose your jobs.

Is she in engineering at the U right now? I think I might know her.

>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P.DIDDY

>University Gym
>Plays MtvU all day
>Every twenty minutes theres a commercial about "rape culture"
>I still don't know what that is

Diagnosis: autism.

>hey user, wanna listen to a cool new rock song I found?

That song has a hidden message I think

It's about a guy who fell in love woth a girl who is severly retarded and therefore can't understand him. He keeps giving her cofee and shit but it just gets cold and when he talks to her she just makes those noises in the background.

This is a commercial about rape culture, which probably means you're already looking at your phone :^)

Not a fan of that song but who are you to say what justifies a song or lyrics?

>One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
>'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep

Sung by a delusional hamplanet

a lot of people, if you haven't noticed.

twenty-one pilots is impressive, tbqh. they've got better songs though. it's good but my god is it overplayed.

Exactly, I swear I hear that at least three times every time I work out

t. Shitty Slam-Poet Who's "Just Trying to Make It, Senpai"

> I'M NOT AMERICA'S SWEETHEART

>Walk into the gym,
>It wasn't me starts playing

>OPA GANGNAM STYLE

Just checking in on ya!!

>THAT'S HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE

>CTRL+F "werk"
>WORK WORK WORK WORK

Oh yeah fuck that bitch she's like a fat Gin Wigmore

ikr, this bitch seems incredibly entitled

I would love that.

>woahhhh jesuuuuuussssss

You dont know shit about songwriting, kill yourself idiot.

>>go to the gym
>>"SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS, SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS "

t. Shitty Slam-Poet who's "Just Trying to Make It, FaM" #2

Thats why Im telling you to end your life, you're not gonna make it.

No, nigga. I'm calling YOU a shitty slam-poet who's "just trying to make it" (fAm).

Give me 5 good songs that DON'T rhyme. Go ahead. I'll sit here and wait.

even worse
youtube.com/watch?v=YBHQbu5rbdQ
>i'm worth it!
more like worthless, fucking hell i'm starting to hate women the more i spend time near them

SUGAR...YES PLEASE!

I'm sorry, are you shitting on disturbed?

...

the name of the song is unironically called bipolar

No, the song is called "middle". It's done by DJ snake and bipolar sunshine

I LOOOVE YOUUU JESUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

lel.

went over to a friend's birthday party and his 24 year old sister was watching the music video fawning over it.

Is that the fitz and tantrums song?

This is a song thread lul

>where are you now that I need you?
>bwooEYOOOH BWOOOEYOOOH

He can say whatever he damn well pleases because es a fucling human being

Inalienable right you fuckass

>THATS HOW YOU KNOW YOU MEST UP
>ooooOOOOOOOOOOhhooooOOOOHHHHH HOOOOOO

Is there a song on the radio that you like?

HOLY SHIT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THAT SHIT

put on your own music.. fucking autistic retards

no

>board member at my gym
>decide what music to play
>meshuggah all day all long
It even scares the refugees away so I couldn't be happier

>ILL BE OVAH HERE
>ooohhh HERE
>ooohhh HERE

I bought their fucking album bro, come at me. What obscure metal shit do you faggots listen to?