Fuck

Fuck.

>if I wanted a tool I would've used my vibrator
MY SIDES

The fuck did you say to her?

>sorry

So, lets get some context here OP. What did you say to her to get her to light you up like that?

what did you do to make her call you a douche?

>are you on tinder to get women

Now I could be mistaken but is that not the purpose of this app?

Fucking savage. You got outskilled OP

Savage

1. Don't ever apologize to women
2. Do a bunch of coke
3. Don't be a faggot

HA savage

What kind of dumb bitch goes on tinder to find a "not" tool?
That's like looking for an intelligent person in a special ed class.

>Now THIS is spiral power

Blown the FUCK OUT

you guys are lame as fuck if you think that's funny or creative

I just did what Veeky Forums said and negged her a bit.

Holy shit thirsty breeders act so BETA in an attempt to get women KEK KEK KEK

thats more a full blown assault but ok

Look half the chicks on these sites couldn't come up with something half as clever, props where due. Speaking of creativity, how many fucking times have I seen that god damn frog?

how bad did you fuck up to get to that point?

My guess is she wanted some commitment and OP made the good response of no. Could have lead her on if he really wanted that pussy, but she seems crazy.

Shouldve asked if you can cum drench her slime trench

you're a fuckin idiot OP. well deserved. step up your game

who cares, she's a 6/10 at best.

fucking American girls think they're god's gift to the world

>are you that desperate that tinder is where you get girls?
Pot meet kettle

Fucking kek

That is not negging and she is not DTF you fucking spastic

Little know fact it's actually a campfire starting guide. Not for beginners but literally what starts that shit.

>is tinder where you get girls

holy fuck i didnt know women were this stupid

>neg
>Let me fuck your snatch
Pick one

>Negative ghost rider
kekd

Kek

Jesus Christ, you think that's what negging is?

she's not even attractive. fucking busted women think their value is so much higher than it is.

I'll bet anything that girl calling you a tool would have fucked by the second date. Women are dumb they just want to feel like they "know you" before having sex with you, as if 2 dates is enough to determine that.

Seriously, all of these below-average bitches act stuck up, I can't stand them.

How did I do lads?

You should probably tell her to pls respond. That works all the time.

>if I wanted a tool I would've used my vibrator
fucking destroyed

looks like a man

>that fucking jaw

>reposting from r9k

be gone, robo-kun

good job

You did perfect lad, seems like there's something wrong with her desu

this is from /r9k/ you pathetic fucking virgin

kek. not much you can do in that situation, handled it well imo

OP, let me give you a run down of all the places you fucked up

#1
>You use Veeky Forums

#2
>You got on Tinder

#3
>You said some Veeky Forums-tier wannabe alpha bullshit to her

#4
>You continued to dig your grave by pushing the notion of coming over when she already thinks you're a sperg

#5
>You returned to Veeky Forums to share your failures

#6
>You didn't read the sticky

>girl acts like a stuck up cunt and then wonders why she don't have a boyfriend

guys like you are so desperate to chase around these mediocre women this is what happens now

>cum drench her slime trench

this is why ugly women have egos

you idiots trying to fuck ugly whores. good job.

You did A+

She's just not that into you desu senpai

Your tears are delicious, dumbass.

>20, Female

God damn are you around that age as well or something? If not go for older women lad. 20 year olds are fucking whack.

What's she doing on there?

so are youare consecutive digits, let me check em for you

You did alright. She won't go out with you, but you played it cool.

Older women are fucking disgusting desu
Dumb and cute>all else, older women are not cute.

very good response

>You didn't read the sticky

It's what does them in

What next

ask her if she's an archaeologist

>"So have you ever had your ass tonguefucked?"

would you like to grab a coffee, or similar casual normal attempt to meet etc

tell her you like her glasses, walmart does a good job

OP got rekt.

Damn took her forever to respond.

this one will surely work

Nah matched with her a long time ago and last night i was just going through girls i hadnt known how to open with and started texting them that.

If you sat on my face I'd like you for hours

Given that we reuse the same lines over and over again, she seems like an even match for us. Speaking of which, are you an archaeologist?

Here we go boys

Bros how does one use the archaeologist line with a small benis DD: ?

...

Easy, my friend:

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a small bone for you to examine.

you say large anyway you fucking retard

this, but also ask her if she would rather fuck instead

It's a dude get out

B-but what do when they realize it's not large?

Are you a biologist? Cuz your gonna need a microscope to find my centipede.

>dating apps

Kek'ed. Doing good user. Solid. Thick. Tight. Keep us posted on your progress.

Underrated

I guess Varys qualifies as a woman...

where do you live? Feel like this is my ex.

>canada

She's more creative than any other response you see here except the dedicated trolls. Look at all the bone jokes going on here.

Not to mention this site is just rehashed memes.

Guy walked into a hornets nest and got stung in his heart

Pa

>
Suck at these apps because I realize it's just a video game where I'm competing vs other men
just to convince a girl to pick me instead of them.
which turns me off from the whole experience
Sometimes I try and see if i meet someone who has the same niche interest like myself
but the algorithms still suck on them

i dont get the chinese one still

Yeah i thought about it and i dont get it again.

Everything's made in China

>shit I'm bald
Every fucking time

It's cause everything is made in china.

I get that part but not the actual pickup line part. What does you make my everything mean

It's like "you are my everything" except she changed it for the sake of the joke

It doesn't actually make sense

like you make my day but everything

Chinese are know for manufacturing

Welp I've been unmatched

>using memes

Tell her you want to dig through her laundry and sniff her dirtiest panties while she's in the bathroom

Does she think she is hot shit?

Literally how you get a girl to want you:
>ignore her
>suck at texting (i.e. text back every couple hours, and when you do, be super short by saying "Ok cool" or "Good for you"

Girls are literally sheep when they feel like they don't get the normal attention they're used to.

You could turn them into puppets who will be hungry for your cock.

oh kek i thought it had something to do with how they would have pronounced it but i couldnt figure out what it could also sound like in asian

Fucking nice replies from both topkek

Well done, the best way to a woman's heart is honestly after all