>Be me >Go to Planet fitness cause only 24 hour gym and I can only go late at night >aww shit nigga upper body strength day >repping out bench >wild autismo appears with father at front counter >takes one look at gym floor >"Yeah I'm gonna do it dad" >dad looks out at gym >"ok son I'll be back in an hour" >probably just happy to get little autismo out of his hair for an hour >signs him up for gym membership >Autise runs out onto gym floor mouth ajar >already breathing heavily from 15 foot run
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I know this was one of you autistic fucks..somebody fess up. Also have a video...
>runs straight to free-weights >grabs 25 pound weight and starts walking it over across the gym. >turns around and walks back to free-weight rack >oh shit, has no clue what to do or where to start >at this point I know he's out of his environment comfort zone >forgot to look up le routine on le reddit >can smell the spaghetti from across the gym as I'm eyeing him down like the alpha male I am >autise starts doing shakeweight with little to no ROM, pretty much vibrating in place. >Holy fuck what is he doing >does about 5 then starts curling swinging his whole body into it and twisting at the top. >decides to put it into overdrive >grabs a second 25 and does his double cockstroke movement >which then again turns into some full body curls >after this he walks around the gym in a huge circle >forgot to mention this nigga wearing cargo shorts and like a huge flannel shirt >autismo attire >lies on the ground next to assisted pullups >starts doing 25x5 neckups >literally fucking laying on the ground in the middle of the floor sperging >flailing his neck back and forth up and down >TRIGGERED >literally thought he was having an episode >gets up >whew 25x5 neck ups, NEW PR >at this point i'm just feeling bad for the little guy >I watch him for my entire workout >my heart says I should help, give suggestions and basic routine >but my brain says, WE ALL CAN'T MAKE IT BRAH >mfw zyzz is a liar >I do some tricep pulldowns lmao70 pounds >autismo walks over after I'm done and moved on >starts coping me with 50 pounds but hes swinging his whole body into it and using his legs >pretty much just leaning over and pushing the weight down with his whole body >oh shit nigga 10x3 >leave the gym, laughing, but also heartbroken. >poor autismo
Brody Cox
video coming if any interest...
Ryder Scott
do it.
James Gonzalez
there is interest
I feel bad for the little dude
Just link him the fucking sticky or something
Cooper Cook
I felt so bad, I really wanted to go over and teach him the proper ways and take him under my wing. But I also have someone I do that for. My wings aint that big.
James Thomas
should've helped the guy
Carson Ross
DESU, this just happened today.
> Go to gym > Shitty $10/mo gym > See 3 chicks working out and joking around > 2 asian girls and 1 white girl, all fairly cute > They are playing grabass (literally, smacking each others' asses) and spouting Veeky Forums memes > mfw one of them actually said "I think senpai noticed me" > their workout: 89135123834 sets of preacher curl with babby weight > mfw they come to this autistic shithole enough to know all the memes but not enough to read the fucking sticky
I know you sluts read this fucking board, don't deny it.
Jack Gomez
The way you type makes me think that the autistic one is actually you.
