>be me >32 >today is my birthday >get home from gym >wife and kids, 8 and 5, surprise me with low-fat cake >wife has video camera on recording this whole ordeal >she hugs me >"happy birthday user" >"you too" >"what?" >my son, 8, looks at me and says, "no its your birthday not hers" >daughter has the face of confusion >wife steps back and just stares at me >video camera still recording >i stutter out the only thing i could think of at that moment >"t-thanks you all."
...fucking a. i hate my life
Henry Nelson
How does it feel to habe autism?
Austin Thomas
Happy birthday user, and that doesn't sound that bad just a brain fart when your loving family did something nice for your bday, cheer up
Logan Watson
Sounds like you don't actually like your family. You've got to show your family how much they really mean to you. You hate your life? Fuck off with that. Don't think for even a second that your problems are anybody else's responsibility apart from your own. If you hate your life, that's your fault.
Your kids mean the world to you OP. You'll never get these years back. Be the family man you know you should be.
Nolan Wright
>has a loving wife and kids >goes to gym when he wants even on birth day >hates his life Then you dont deserve it
Ryder Nguyen
>d-day why are you posting frogs? Come with us
Josiah Nguyen
>32 >still on 4chin you deserve misery
Jason Anderson
ALPHA AS FUCK
William Ross
just 3 more years until your son joins us, OP. How does that make you feel?
Jace Perry
>If you hate your life, that's your fault Where exactly did he say it was anyone else's?
Lucas Morales
FUCKING NORMIES FUCK YOU FUCK REE ETC
Charles Watson
i don't understand your story why did you spaghetti?
Jayden Parker
Fuck off.
Cooper Russell
I love le you-too meme :^)
Joseph Collins
>low-fat cake >low-fat
For what purpose?
Jacob Ramirez
He makes it his family's burden by behaving like shit.
Man up a little.
Evan Perez
You sound like a right cunt lad
Dominic Hughes
back to virgin
Matthew Ross
op here
Thanks all. Taking some of the advice you guys put forth. Let me clear the air a little. Yes, I'm a little aged but I've been on Veeky Forums since it started. Haven't found a reason to leave. I feel it keeps me a little young to be honest. I guess I posted this post because I often confirm to myself that I am still as awkward as I was in my youth. The main reason I posted that I have disdain for my life is just some post-war depression I'm getting over. Talking it over with friends, you get use to the semi-ruse of constant positive reinforcement. You guys provide a harsher truth and that is why I come here. This is what I need. Thanks for the words. They did actually help cheer me up a bit. Oh, and it wasn't actually low-fat. My wife made that joke because she knows I like to stay healthy. Kids ate the cake up rather quickly. They are now playing Super Smash Bros on their WiiU with their older cousin who is taking care of them for a few hours. About to go eat dinner with my wife. Steak.
I do have a good life. Thanks guys. I will make it.
Xavier Price
>tfw no wife and family That sounds really nice bro, jelly as fuck
Benjamin Brooks
At what age is it not acceptable to be on Veeky Forums anymore?
Julian Harris
Happy for you OP
Connor Watson
If you ask Veeky Forums 25, if you ask Veeky Forums 40, if you ask /pol/ jew, if you ask /b/ currynigger faggot meme.
Lucas Perez
it should be 20.
25 here
Zachary Parker
If you ask /mlp/ no concept of age, whatsoever
Ayden Jenkins
Lost 6kg since easter. Think I look the same..
Losing motovation bros
Jaxon Scott
I don't consider them part of us.
Logan Morris
31 on Veeky Forums. Fucking love this place brehs
It's jot like your turn 24 and magically your taste in humor, memes, and interests changes. You're just older
Blake Rodriguez
SOON I'LLBE THIRTY YEARS OLD
Joseph Brooks
>be 32 >haven't learned to laugh at your own little mistakes.
Seriously bro, you have a wife and kids, how have you not learned to laugh at yourself?
Joshua Thompson
32 here. This place helped me lose 200lbs. I intend to stick around, help newbies and shit post until I die.
Luis Martinez
because m'gains
also, mirin them digits user
Jayden Hughes
I imagine lots of dudes who get older lose interest in boards like /v/ and come here once they realize they wanna be sick cunts.
Logan Martinez
is your daughter cute?
Carter Sullivan
By that merit, this is my last year on Veeky Forums.
Nathan Morgan
/pol/ack here, can confirm jew age limit.
Isaiah Torres
Trip on deluige
Jacob Bailey
Don't forget, you're here forever!
Ryan Thompson
Love you, bub.
Kevin Myers
>Confirmed edgy 14year old sissy
Ian Bell
25. If by 25 you've not escaped from here you wil never leave.
Jayden Anderson
>if you ask /pol/ jew, if you ask /b/ currynigger faggot meme
kek
Bentley Perez
What kind of animal would ask them anything?!
Blake Foster
happy bday bro! :)
Ryder Hill
thanks, you too.
Grayson Smith
Underrated
Christian Garcia
Your son or your wife's son?
Robert Mitchell
Happy birthday cunt
Christian Cruz
18+
Alexander Adams
Top kek
Jayden King
:D
Jack Torres
cake is already low in fat. it is mainly carbs. the fat comes from the icing.