Tfw to awkward to get a gf

>left girl
Muh dick

Eating habits

I often look at how they carry themselves and their arms. If they have the fat bi and tri with boney delt combo usually a good indicator.

They're alright, I mean they'd probably laugh me down anyway

'High test'

Girl on the left is a legit hottie dude.

>she describes herself as "crazy" or "nerd" and just "loves netflix and pizza"
Basically, if her self descriptions sum up as "I think Im cute and Im a total slob"
>puts no effort some days, leaves the house wearing flip flops, no makeup, pajamas, and buns up her hair like pic related but worse
>especially if she does this often and says she just doesnt give a fuck
>wears too much make up ever
Fuck, I hate sloppy girls so much.

I'm so glad my gf takes care of herself and cares about her appearance. I love her.

I know a few girls that look like that, trust me it doesn't look as good IRL when you can see their cellulite and how much make up they have caked on.

Give me a cardiobunny any day of the week over that

Reference

Its easy to have high standards when you are looking at pictures.

You are a faggot user, unless you are Jeff Seid tier you should be ashamed to think like this. It makes you even bigger of a faggot.

lol blaha-tier arms

Their bodies are fine, but their faces are just not my type. They have a very masculine face, I prefer cutepie feminine faces, these 2 females clearly have cave-woman tier masculine faces. Maybe you're a gay cunt?

>Give me a cardiobunny any day of the week over that
Cardiobunnies are top tier women user

He does have a point about the high standards mate
Its easy to judge pictures but in all likelihood these girls will score more in one day than all the posters in this thread combined would in a year

Quick! Post your ideal girl!

tb.h

>dumbogf.png

Ye that's what I'm saying

These girls to me scream daddy issues

Mate you need to get off the internet.

>fox and the grapes
What?

Chop up some liver, put it in plastic beaker and warm in microwave. Just fuck this then OP

They're 7/10 tops right now, and yes they have the body types that will balloon once they get married, pop out a kid, and stop trying.

These are the types that you hit and quit.

here you go this is her

How can you tell that they're going to balloon up though?

her insta

instagram.com/alliejmc/

user said she was a compete slut

>awkward, poor and scared
Boy, are you on the right board!

Yeah son, you're gay.

it's funny how bellybutton piercings are the new tramp stamp

ew

that nose

Holy shit you guys are right
Scroll down and see her old photos, she gained a ton of weight now

>Veeky Forums is always right

>women are objects

There's no single feature I can point at to answer this question. Has to do with how their body distributes fat even when they aren't fat. It's just something you learn to look for.

I learned to spot this phenomena in college as I witnessed many a smokin' hot freshman deteriorate into a senior year landwhale. If you're young this is something you're gonna have to pay attention to. You don't want to be 30 and stuck in a sexless marriage with a hamplanet that you married when she was a 9/10 22-year-old.

We're not gonna talk about the fox and grapes thing? Just gonna let that go? Okay.

they have decent bodies but their faces are shit.

but judging by their stomach they are due to balloon up very shortly.

Doesn't that depend on their lifestyle and eating habits though?

Can you post some example of soon-to-be whales?

goku hit it first shieeet

A fable about a fox who wanted some grapes from a tree but couldn't reach it. He thought to himself they were probably sour anyway. Don't try to justify your failures user

Not the same user but I think some general signs are that she is not ambitious, makes excuses about not wanting to workout, drinks heavily, and has a poor diet. Also, she claims to be fluent in sarcasm and gets her current events from buzzfeed

Soon-to-be whales are in OP's pic. Diet and lifestyle matter, but most former hotties don't worry about those things once they've landed a hubby.
Get a good look at a girl's biological mother if possible. That's usually a good indicator if whether or not she'll ballon with age. I don't like the play "muh genetics" card on Veeky Forums, but some girls can and do stay naturally in shape without much effort. An example is pic related. This one won't double in size after a decade like OP's pic will.

I get it now thanks anons
makes sense

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If you can't believe she looks as good as she does given her diet and exercise habits, there's your sign.