Hey user, have you heard of keh-toh?

looks like someones mom

>Told gf I was going to do keto for 2 month cut but she doesn't have to
>even though she's tiny cardio bunny does it with me anyway
>always has new keto recipes for me to try

BTW keto isn't a meme. You most likely have no will power to stick to it for more than a day so won't see results (bit like your lifting am I right champ)

>herp derp that mother fucker used a homonym wrong! I must quickly correct them lest the internet div/0!!!

Fuck off, cunt.

>sticking to a calorie restricting diet produces results

You sure about that, champ?

>What the fuck? Who are you? What did you do to my boyfriend (no homo)?

>possessive case vs plural
>same as a homonym

You sure told him, chief

>falling for the keto meme

you're paying for it all that flesh adds up

I'll eat your eg-NOTHING MOM!

instagram.com/missmiafit/

Thank me later.

Keto isn't calorie restrictive though, it's carb restrictive.

I have a friend who is on it because apparently it reduces seizures from epilepsy.

>Keto isn't calorie restrictive though, it's carb restrictive

Then you would lose nothing but water on it.

...oh, wait.

>homonym

>isn't a meme
>provides no evidence to back his claim
>ad hominem

You're the meme here, kiddo.

Jesus christ my dick

What you're doing there is cannibalism, porker. Now bend over this fucking counter.

Oh Jesus Christ how I would love to berry my fleischstick deep into that ass

Holy fucking shit that fucking face, pls no.

Jesus christ.... her face looks just like my mailman.

>implying my girlfriend can live without rice

she's Asian, if she doesn't have rice during a meal, she'll melt.

Bitch. You don't fuck with an Asian's rice.

>female
>human
don't cuck too hard, cuck

Or you could just not be a fat fuck and do a normal cutting diet that doesn't fuck up your vitals. Sure it might be good for fatties as a way to lose weight without losing the tasty food. But atleast i have the willpower to eat healthy and varied diet without having to resort to keto.

>wasting food

Only thing I have a problem with. Well that and

>all you eat are eggs and fatty foods

sounds like too much cholesterol.

Her body is amazing.

Why would you do keto unless you have a medical condition? At the end of the day it still comes down to whether you're at, below, or above your calorie expenditure.

>instagram.com/missmiafit/
I'm moving to denmark.

>dietary cholesterol=blood cholesterol

why are you fuckers still memeing this

cholesterol levels have more to do with activity level and muh genetics

What if it was him correcting himself?

That's photoshopped. Look at the towel. Look at the weird shape of her hamstrings.

I believe women should stay away from low-carb diets.

let me dream

i want to smell her sweaty shit hole.

>n-no homonyn

>women today think having thunder thighs is sexy

Dumb frogposter.

tiny penis bitch spotted.

Sorry I prefer fit women

Name op??

>sorry i prefer "women" that look like pre pubescent boys

FTFY

>implying you would ever look at her face

What is the name of this woman?

I love her so much that I would swim out into a shark infested sea with oily fish bits tied to my genitalia, just to smell the hand of a Chinese businessman who shook hands with his Mexican cleaner who accidentally brushed his hands against her breast. I would then strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to her. After that I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with her over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception and then I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress her beautiful legs while wearing gloves. I would also let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters. Finally I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried vaginal secretion from a pair of her 6-year-old panties that had never been washed.

more like women that already tasted that juicy BBC.

Why?

Please have sex

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>weak women with shit posture

I like huge asses but the thigs looks better when normal

No way, I can't even imagine doing that

this

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I wish it was my mum

Sex?

Kek

>I would also let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.
Fucking get help

New copypasta material, right here.

I absolutely died.

this is excellent

>new

You shouldn't take pride in being a moron

Looks like I'll need a new carpet and a new GF

>single mom

EVACUATE THE THREAD

>10,000 volts
>implying

it's more of a coping mechanism because they're all so fat

my ex had glorious tree trunks and would say "thick thighs save lives" one second, and start crying the next

don't be mad just because you don't have the 8x6 to satisfy her breh

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back to back dubs, check'd

Keto is a meme is a meme

>being so autistic that you wont take advantage of slutty single moms

I want to spank her until she cries.

fat

Only a gigantic faggot would pass on fucking that booty doggystyle.

Holy shit my fucking wiener.

THAT FUCKING COUNTER IS NOT LEVEL WITH THE STOVE!!!

you are an uneducated idiot.

bullshit. calorie restriction leads to a lowering of your metabolism and muscle loss during an ordinary diet. keto aims to protect the muscles and the change to fat as fuel prevents the metabolism from slowing down, even wehen on a deficit, bc there's that sweet body fat.

no wonder all you guys are either fat lardasses reading about fitness all day or hairless twinks with an inflated ego.

Blood cholesterol and dietary cholesterol are the same molecules. Eating dietary cholesterol increases the amount of cholesterol in your blood. The amount of dietary cholesterol you eat is not solely responsible for the amount of cholesterol in your blood though.

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keto is such a bad meme i hope everyone stops doing it, please stop dying earlier than you have to

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Finally a Veeky Forumsizen with his priorities straight.

Nah bro, she really does have a massive ass and pair of legs.

i love to let a stinky protein fart and then look at high test girls and pretend it's them that farted. Gets me rock

She claims to be a lesbian now

If I already have a gf, I have no reason to lose weight.

Women claim all sorts of things.

that's dedication
aw how sweet

Who are you? How did you get in my house?

top kek

>single mom
>steroid face
>180 pounds
>comical proportions

interest lost.

probably a temporary thing caused by all that testosterone from the steroids she's very obviously taking.

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