>get grill phone number maybe a month ago
>contact her today
>she suggest she's free
>i ask if she wants to have a gym session together
>she said yes
>tfw working out with a grill for the first time
>tfw educating her on all the education i've acquired on Veeky Forums and through independent research in between sets even if I was being autistic about it
>everything went well.
She even recorded me doing deadlifts and uploaded it on her snapchat.
we're all gonna make it brah
>Being a free personal trainer
>making it
Sure, bud
You probably got friendzoned if you don't have the HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
Did you fuck her?
>doing virtuous acts out of compassion instead of making money as ends to a mean
Fuck off pleb.
you got it wrong, it's
WEIGHT
RACE
FAME
No, I'm not interested in sex as I used to be when I was younger due to practicing NoFap and Sexual Transmutation.
Ayyyy there he is.
fuck of please
Whatever makes you sleep at night, fuccboi
Getthefuckoutthenfriendowaturudoing:DDDD
well done breh, I'm happy for you
>Whatever makes you sleep at night
Yeah like using your mother's face as a target for my cumshots.
Sounding kind of gay
With your mother's size, I don't even have to aim ;^)
>With your mother's size, I don't even have to aim ;^)
Nono, that isn't right. You've got to make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman.
>implying you don't have to account for her gravitational field and shoot your cum shot into a landing orbit
10/10
Her putting his deadlift as her snapchat story suggests that that is not her intention
Excellent shitposting, I admire your dedication to the art.
Kek