Brehs, I live in my car. I'm pretty shredded, been lifting for 3 years. Broke up with my gf...

brehs, I live in my car. I'm pretty shredded, been lifting for 3 years. Broke up with my gf, she was fat and I wasn't attracted to her anymore.

I have job but I usually stay in a city for a month or two (IT consulting). I get a gym membership and save money by not paying rent. I've got a few matches on Tinder, but I I'm not sure if they'll fuck in van. I don't want to book a room just to fuck a slut.

How can I convince a slut to go back to her place? Usually when a girl finds out I'm living in a van her pussy dries up like the Mojave desert.

Keeping it Veeky Forums related, dragon flags have done wonders for my posture, completely cured my forward head posture.

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> I'm living in a van

post 3 more pics so we know you're not full of shit

Holy shit just rent a hotel room and tell them you are there on business. Not that hard.

That's not my van btw. Here's mine

bang 2 chicks while living out of my tiny car. Rent airbnb or hotel room its not that hard

lol, wasting shekels on a hotel room for a slut. Cheaper to find a hooker.

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Ok, if I wanted to waste money on a hotel, I would do that. I rather not. How can convince a girl to go back to her place?

tell them that your house burned down and you bought this for a couple months or tell them that you are in town for business