Haven't exercised since high school (9 years ago).. Where the fuck do I start?
Ideally stuff I can do at home. I'm currently looking at exercise bikes, which I want to aim at doing 30 mins to 1 hour a day, but is there anything else I should be looking to do along side it?
I'm not grossly fat by any means, but it's starting to catch up on me. I can feel the weight piling on randomly, even though I've been doing the same shit my whole life.
Exercise bike or an elliptical to start off with? Maybe buy some weights? What about taking some vitamins and healthy shakes and all that shit?
I never knew Veeky Forums were full of cunts, guess that's to be expected.
Cooper Campbell
Diet Cardio Weights Eat your bfs cum
It's ez
Jayden Bennett
wtf is with this bullshit tonight kill yourself faggot
Brayden Rogers
Enjoy not making it lel
Benjamin Long
/soc/ is better than this trash board
Eli Anderson
Lmao, you don't ask for answers that are in front of you. Stop bitching about your hurt feelings and start running and picking shit up. If you can't man the fuck up, keep eating food and looking like shit
Lucas Garcia
Listen brah, a lot of people here are going to tell you to read the sticky. DON'T FUCKING DO IT. It's a trick to fool the new guys. What you're gonna want to do is join a gym. Go there everyday for a week and take notes on who is lifting the most. Once you figure out who this is, corner him in the locker room and tell him that he is going to train you. You need to be forceful or he will sense your weakness and attempt to mount you. Once he accepts you will need to take him in your mouth and recieve his seed. This will seal the pact and you will be on your way to swole city
Aiden Campbell
if you apply the same dedication to your training as you do to your research, you'll do just great OP
Brody Bailey
We won't say anything bc you're set on whatever you are going to do. Regardless of what we say you'll do some cardio every day and quit after 2 weeks. Read the sticky. We say that because questions like this are asked everyday. I'll make it way do SS and 30 mins cardio alternating; you're skinny fat af and need some muscle.Educate yourself you whiny beta bitch and then come back when you have an actual question.
Adam Perez
Someone didn't read the sticky
Michael Thomas
Okay I can tell the ending is a joke, but is having a successful lifter train you really that good.
Gavin Clark
you'll fail because that's what failures do
Charles Thomas
read the sticky you dumb cunt
Parker Young
Don't read the sticky it's a stupid meme to mess with new guys like you. Best thing in my opinion is to eat just fruits and sunflowerseeds because they are low calories also invest in dnp and hit cardio right after it
Thomas Ortiz
>mid twenties >small dick >Pillsbury Doughboy body >minimal bodyhair >inattentive >poor attitude
We cannot help you, Flabby.
Ayden Stewart
No, the unsuccessful trainers are better. They know what doesn't work
Landon Phillips
how can one even be this stupid. like... holy shit dude.
Eli Jackson
Underrated kek
Kevin Reyes
Nigga read the sticky. It spoonfeeds you everything. There's a reason everyone is telling you to do it.
Colton Ross
Walk backwards everywhere you go
Elijah Jenkins
> I can feel the weight piling on randomly, even though I've been doing the same shit my whole life. srsly just leave, potato
Joshua Sanchez
Sup cunts, OP here.
Sticky doesn't help with recommendations of equipment, what do you think of this bike as a starter to losing my body fat and to working on my cardio:
But I'll get hard in public from looking at all the sexy fit men around me
Isaiah Campbell
>losing my body fat >working on my cardio
Neither requires equipment, lardo. Stop eating so much and start moving a lot more
Nicholas Turner
>beta comes to a board where alphas and wannabee alphas reside >beta asks to be spoonfed instead of doing his own research like alphas do >alphas tell them the best advice anyone can tell you >"Go that direction and figure it out." >beta cries because he wants reacharound too
Fuck you
Angel Hughes
Yes
Matthew Rodriguez
i recommend buying a spin bike off craigslist. they can be really cheap.
Noah Lee
But it would have had some sweaty fat cunts ass on it. I don't like the thought of that.
Elijah Stewart
It's going to have a sweaty fat cunt's ass on it anyway