>tfw you'll never have a bear bro to cuddle
Why even live?
Tfw you'll never have a bear bro to cuddle
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i'll be your bear bro
My last name is Bear.
I'll be yours.
>when in russia
Which bear do you want to cuddle?
This reminds me of some old Swiss priest in 1100 AD who had a pet bear so they named a whole canton/province thing after him
>tfw no lion bro
That's a gril lion, breh
>tfw no lion gf
Didn't that bear guy from that show get mauled or something?
Simon & Garfunkel got mauled by a tiger. I still want a bear to cuddle.
Neat fact: there's a plaque dedicated to the only guy to kill a bear with just his hands and teeth
I'm good bruv
That was fucking adorable
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Lord Byron kept a bear in his dorm at Cambridge for like 2 years. Git gud
brehs
Siegfried and Roy dumbass
But that's a really weak animal - you need something strong brah
Ferdinand :D
I wonder how smart bears are. Do you reckon they can develop real affinity for people like dogs can? or do you reckon they could just decide they dont like you and fuck you up in a heartbeat
Roman Porske, a lion tamer, described in his biography a man who trained a sloth bear and who slept, ate and generally lived with the bear, treating it like a brother. When the bear died (it was caged and accidentally dropped from a cargo ship) the man was heart broken and killed himself. The way the bear trained described his bear was like another human being.
FUCKING VEGANS REEEEEEEEE
ANIMALS AREN'T PEOPLE THEY'RE JUST MOBILE ROCKS
>the feels
>Simon & Garfunkel
Kek
>my parrots are great but i can't cuddle them
why an't girls just be more like animals? if we could train them to be perfect and exclude every negative trait from breeding the world wouldn't be so complicated
How big are bear cocks? I wonder how it'd feel to be fucked by one.
Jesus look how much it moves him just by gently half pawing at him.