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>Water/Earth Signs only Plz.

What did she mean by this?

>implying you even matched

Pls don't rape her
Think about the consequences

oh boy

What the hell is a water/earth sign? Sounds like she's into some alternative stuff. Red flag right there

Oh but we did.

The prophecy is upon you
youtu.be/OYjZK_6i37M

I think it's some astrology bullshit

Tell her she's a faggot for believing millenia old gypsy lies

You're gonna make it brah.

>are you an archeologist?
You know what to do OP

which one is natalie tho

i bet it's the one in black shirt lmao

Dat horse mouth

...

>tell her she's a faggot

fuck its lotus im the black bro you talked to forever ago and im lookin swole. luv you

>water/earth signs only

wew, a real catch and not crazy in the slightest

OP

Ask her what water and earth signs are

You should say "come be with me, lots of love baby"

ay gurl u wan sum fuk

>future archaeologist

Come be with me baby, hope to see you, lots of love...

And you're out bro!

>>future archaeologist
This.

This has to be the only girl in the world that you could make laugh by saying that archaeologist line

>SFSU
>Not going to UCSC for Archaeology
It's like you want a second string failure.

Also
>39 miles away
Do you live in Antioch or some poorfag shit?

She seems and looks terribly average. Boring even.

You know what to do OP, don't let us down

>future archeologist

DO IT

Is that hillary swank

ima steal ur bitch thanks dude. in sf aswell

What would you do to look interesting in a picture.
Flex your muscles?
kek
There's a pun here..

>Future archaeologist

What are you waiting for ?

Why do people waste time finding their poon on dating sites like Tinder? If you want to fuck someone, why not just skip the pointless socializing aspect by instead renting out an escort for an hour? You ultimately will probably end up spending the same amount of money regardless.

>he pays for his tinder dates

few reasons

you can find someone you have good chemistry with, so the sex is better

you don't have to pay for it

it's not as fake (doe still pretty shallow)

Because half the reason I'm fucking a girl is because I know she wants to be fucked by me. Whores do it for the money. Tinder whores does it because they want me. Most people are suckers for validation.

Good luck luring her to your rapevan broham. She's a Marin girl so just offer her a roxy and she'll let you buttfuck her.

>paying for something that is free

>he thinks girls arent using guys

heh

>he thinks being used for money is better than being used for sex

The prohecy...it came true...
Take life in your hands and fulfill your destiny, Fated OP

both cost money

if you have to pay for some bitch's food or whatever you still paid indirectly

OP TELL HER YOU HAVE A LARGE BONE FOR HER TO EXAMINE ALREADY FUCK IT'S YOUR ONE SHOT TO DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH YOUR SHITTY LIFE

It obviously is the one in black judging by her pic in the OP

Wouldn't go near that tho, ugly and I sense might be underage too.

Do you really think you have to pay for the girl if it's the first time you meet?

Don't pay her food.

The only people who pay the bill are either aspies, wannabe sugardaddies, or people one way or another grooming someone else with less money and more naivety.

I always go dutch on principle and have been laid more times than most people will ever have a chance.

you are still paying for pussy

no tinder whore is worth even a happy meal.

>I'm not paying for her food
>you are still paying for her food

Tell us, how does it feel to be retarded?

you are still wasting money on a meal with a slut

how is that not wasting money?

>I was going to eat anyways

uh huh

I'm pretty sure you're a virgin.

You can't be fucking serious. Even if you really insist on having a meal date, how do you consider buying a meal for yourself wasted money?

And even if you do, it's still way cheaper than hiring a whore.

ok, you are wasting TIME (more important than money) on whores.

even that you cant dispute. any of these dating app sluts aren't even worth conversation, they are good for one thing only.

>I was going to eat anyways
Much like I was going to breathe and drink anyways, yeah.

lol you sound like you eat out of a trashcan..

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted you fool.
No wonder you can't get laid if you can't appreciate having fun.

So become a monk and abstain.

OP doesn't even deliver.

Why does this thread live?

>talking with vapid whores

>fun

nah. i'd rather gouge my eyes out.

not fucking tinder whores doesnt mean you have to be a monk, it means you have standards above trashy girls.

Lol you autistic faggot. Why don't you just date men? I can fuck you in the ass while we talk about the complexities of modern transhumanism.

god you're autistic, feeling all special and shit
probably only got laid by hookers, didn't you?

my entire point is wasting time on tinder sluts is a waste

if she comes straight over and sucks your dick then fine, but dont fucking go to DINNER with them, christ they are a slut from a dating app

And you are a manwhore from dating app. Who cares if you both enjoy yourselves.

>it means you have standards above trashy girls
And your answer is to pay for an escort who meets your standard?

Look if it makes you happy and everyone else is happy I don't really care, but you got some cognitive dissonance there m8

so because I dont want to spend money or time with tinder sluts, that means im settling for escorts?

my whole point is you only spend money on a girl that isnt trash, not someone who swipes for dick.

You're jumping in with this guy Who is like all for escorts. I've never used tinder but going on a date is fine, definitely wouldn't call it wasting money.

would you date the town bike?

cause that's essentially what you are doing with a tinder girl

Riiiight. I think I get ya now. I shouldn't settle for a chick I could possibly have a relationship with, I should be spending my time and money on escorts that will love me for who I am.

how many girls have you fucked in your life? Be truthful pls.

>mouth breather

>itt
>autistic virgins try to tell you going on dates is bad

it's just one guy desu

what?

so because I dont want to fuck tinder sluts that makes me a virgin somehow?

whats wrong with wanting girls that arent trash? maybe some guys have no issue with fucking 5/10 bar skanks, but that's not me.

Good god this mentality
I can see several things wrong with it, first and foremost is that all girls on tinder put out (they do not) and secondly that youd pass up an opportunity to date a girl which you really really shouldnt do as a dude unless you enjoy dry spells with no end

>paying for sex
>actually dropping money on tinder girls

>dating someone from tinder

>ever

seriously, why would you do this

you do realize what tinder is for, right?

This is b8, stop giving this fag any attention. Just let him get bored so he leaves, faps, then sleep.

ok, whatever you think

be a cuck that spends money on tinder girls sucking dicks that arent yours

be a man

>you do realize what tinder is for, right?
For guys yes its a hook up app but talk to a girl and its a "social meeting place"
Look, im all for the tinder hate but i hate it for other reasons however you cant dismiss all girls on tinder as sluts looking for dick
Girls go on dates when they are bored, lonely, emotional and whatever the fuck else. A girl can go on a date just for the company with no intention of fucking the guy so going on dates with any of em is fine

I must ask, do you really believe 100% of all girls on tinder put out? do you think every match ends up with sex?

girls use tinder for 2 reasons:

1) feeding their ego

2) feeding their vag with dick

regardless, you arent going to find anyone worth hanging out with on a whore app.

>1) feeding their ego
Yes, totally agree with this one. Girls humblebrag about getting 100 matches a day to their friends so youre on point here
>2) feeding their vag with dick
Its more likely they feed themselves with free food, girls dont put out as much as guys do
>inb4 ur wrong
girls power comes from guys wanting to fuck them, if they give that power up they cant control that specific guy anymore and thats not good for them

Lmao it's hilarious when ugly dudes try to talk about tinder

>Water/Earth signs only.

Do you think she knows Aquarius is an air sign?

ok lets use another example.

there might be a decent girl at a bar, but the vast majority are going to be dumb sluts. is it even worth filtering through all the sluts, in the hopes of finding that one decent girl?

sluts congregate on a slut app. otherwise they would not be sucking dick for swipes on a screen.

I live a couple streets away from an Education First residence.
Those are normal girls who came to a foreign country and they wanna have fun, but they don't know anyone here.
It's not always whores in this app.

Well...yes?
Do you think the old prospectors who went west in the hopes of finding gold were pissed about there being more sand and shit they needed to sift through than actual gold? ofc! but they still did it
Life is mostly about finding that needle in the haystack such as:
1. Finding an education that suits you amoung thousands
2. Finding a job that suits you amoung thousands
3. Finding a good investment for your savings
4. Finding a good place to live
5. Finding friends
The list goes on, it would be easier if there were more good choices than "bad" but that part of life

Also youre severly overestimating how girls work, most of em are blueballers who just live to tease since they lose the power struggle if they put out
Girls dont crave dick as much as guys crave pussy, stop watching so much porn

using tinder to find "that girl" is a good way to get STDs though

Not him,but can we talk about Transhumanism without the gay sex part?

This so much. I've met a lot of girls that do go there for an ego boost (but so do I) and a lot just for a NSA bootycall (so do I lol), but I've also got some chicks that are legit gf material.

Seriously, you have a device that lets you talk to multiple women without them knowing about it. Stop being a faggot bitch, step your game up, and get laid before you have an aneurysm from all that nerd rage.

As opposed to what exactly?
Youre basically saying trying to find girls on tinder is useless since all of them are crap so where according to you does one find girls who arent crap?
Im curious to know

>an hour later
>same guy tries to justify his virginity

lmao it's hilarious when ugly people like you fuck 6/10 girls and think they arent ugly

what's this?
your first match?

Lol weak

I can tell you're getting hurt so I'll just finish things off with this.

You will never learn, you will forever be the sad little man you’ve been your entire life. I'm sorry buddy, but you, you're just not going to make it. Fit or fat. You might as well just buy yourself a VR headset and rot in bed, it's your only chance for true happiness in this world.

Im not that guy but dude...plz be bait
5/10 = average so above average cant be ugly you dumbass
Do you even logic?

cool story

im sure you must feel good belittling people on a taiwanese sewing forum

6/10 isnt good

that's like getting a C on a test and being proud of it

I'll make this simple for you faggot.
We find no pleasure in fucking an escort. That escort only fucks your money, sht doesnt fuck you.

When you bang a tinder slut, that slut actually bangs you. She bangs your ego, she bangs you because she thinks you are sexually attractive.

I want a girl to fuck me, not my money.
its for ego, simple as that.
I could never fuck an escort, i find no pleasure and i am basically used for my money.
She gets the money, i get 30 minutes of fun.

Wow great deal gg

>that's like getting a C on a test and being proud of it
What you said is that getting this C is equal to failing which it is not
Also depends on your reference point, if youre used to getting all Fs getting a C is definetly worth feeling good about and being proud of since youre improving
If youre used to pulling all Cs then you shouldnt think anything of it
Logic mate, apply it

Id like to add in something about this
Just for fun i checked around for escorts and goddamn that was terrifying
I live in a fairly big city and there were 3 of em...one who was 51, one who was 110kg (242lbs in merican) and the last one was an obvious fake ad with hair color swapping and someone left comments saying they got robbed after setting a date

So yeah, paying for an escort seems like a REALLY good deal. i mean girls at 242lbs is what we guys love right?

Kekd