Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

I fucked my wife's son's gf's father.

I once hit a coyote with my truck at night. When I got out to look at it (death gets me hard) it was alive and crawling away. I had only hit it's back half. I held it down my the neck with my food while I punched it in the head until it stopped moving.

What is tough anyways?

I'm not tough at all. I just look tough, use it as a deterrent and hope no one fucks with me.

6'2 master race

I shave without cream

Were you trying to put it out of its misery? Because you coulda just broken its neck or something more humane

i start my workout with squats

i end my workout with more squats

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What kind of food did you put on its neck?

Yeah because making fun if reddit is still funny.

I once did two and a half scoops of pre

I only cry myself to sleep once a week thinking about her

I eat my scoops dry

Yeah I guess. Didn't have a knife or gun on me. 2 or 3 punches to the head did the trick.

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These fucking smart phones with the damn autocorrect.

I do cardio before and after working out.

Audibly keked m8

I squat.
Without clips.

I shaved my beard once

WITHOUT A MIRROR

100 cock pushups.

I shave my head (bald fag) in the shower and when I'm done I put 91% isopropyl alcohol on it. Like showering in lava.

I once drank a shake with only 2 scoops

I come to the gym at rush hour, skip warm up, do 8 sets of curls in the squat rack wearing jeans and a wife beater, then I leave.

I train legs on Monday

Are you haitian? You sound haitian

I apply ethyl alcohol to my face 3x a day, make fun of short women, banged my best friends mom at 16, survived alcohol poisoning with 6-7g of Xanax in my system and even got a cool eyebrow scar that night.

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"I once did SS....."

"Ya, so?"

"Without any milk."

You retard.

I did GOMAD

>without any milk

How much protein is in one of those?

I drink protein shakes... without any milk.

Nice

i made eye contact with a girl.

I was doing pendlay rows, and was asked to move it to the deadlift platform because the weights were so heavy

Broke my finger on two plates
> finished my lift

Ate 3 very undercooked bubba burgers and lived

I ate a banana in gym... without breaking eye contact

I do pull ups without a bar.

Once marched in a feminist blacklives matter gay parade and didnt fire a single bullet

I've gone 22 years without the kiss or love of a woman

For some reason I'm still in my relationship.

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I do planks in the squat rack....naked

I'm 6'4" with a full beard and hunt and kill animals for food

I had a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast this morning.

Without any oats.

I watch anime, in an open gym.

With headphones and my back to the wall, am I allowed in?

Step it up senpai.

Try 24 years.

I took a dick to the ass.

Without any lube.

I wore an mlp shirt to the gym the other day. Not even joking.

This. Shaving with cream feels weird to me now.

I may not be as rich or famous as the other guys, but I am more tough on a primal level because of my height

I get singles
IN A DUBS THREAD