>Be in midwest
>Yesterday have tornado warning in office
>Everyone rushes down the stair
>One of my team members, 6'1" 550 pounds cannot
>Takes the elevator even though we all tell him he can't
>Have to stand in the hall way for about 15 minutes
>Sneaks into a sideroom and sits in the one chair he could find
>Near a big ass window during a tornado warning 2 miles away
>mfw fatty would rather be killed by a tornado than stand for 15 minutes
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Adam Gomez
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Xavier Miller
>coworkers are making waffles in the office
>sweet sugary scent fills the hallways
>it wafts through the air and into my nose
>they offer me
>No, thank you
Reminder that if you ever feel tempted, just ask yourself, do you want to be a failure or a testament to human willpower.
Joshua Myers
>Fatty seeks death by tornado because metabolic syndrome isn't fast enough
I fully support this decision.
Nathaniel Jones
girl in my class gets the new java chip starbucks flavor frappuccino
> mfw java chip is my favorite flavor
> I've been lusting after that fucking drink
> tfw I'm on a cut
> ask if it tastes good
> she says its delicious
> die a little inside
> asks if I want some
> no joy for me, thank you very much
Cameron Miller
Don't give in to the Seattle Stealer
Benjamin Baker
oh god I used to get a mocha frapp every day or a caramel mocha every day
Elijah Russell
I don't ever look at these threads but ever since this person became a meme overnight I thought I'd pop by and post about her.
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Landon Stewart
Fat privilege is being able to afford to eat so much that you can be both fat as hell as well as pay for an overpriced college degree while people in other parts of the world starve.
Charles Perez
Why not try making your own healthier version?
I have a delicious iced coffee almost every day and it's packed with goodness along with being a quarter of the calories. I looked up the amount of sugars and carbs in that drink and it blew me away.
Parker Anderson
Well post it nigga