/fps/ Fat Hate Thread

Ive stopped drinking coffee and I've turned to caffeine pills to keep my awake

probably consume an unhealthy amount of caffeine a day, but whatever, I do what I gotta do

What the hell is this?
I can't hear what anyone is saying past the noise of clapping and cheering

Just drink black coffee. Still good for you, add some butter if you're bulking.

>add some butter if you're bulking

thats disgusting man

I'm cutting

plus I'm a bitch and black coffee tastes like shit

I need the whitest of white girl coffee

I've never had a coffee from Starbucks, so I don't think mine can compete with this crazy java chip frap. You'd have to alter things to enjoy it and remove kale or add less if you're a pussy. Also, I was wrong and it's 1/3 of the calories for the same amount.

8oz cold coffee
8oz vanilla almond milk
5-6 ice cubes
1 scoop chocolate protein powder
1 cup kale
If I want it to be richer, I'll add a frozen banana for the creamier texture and sweetness. That adds about 105 calories, 27 carbs and 3g fiber.

220 calories (makes about 24 oz)
30g protein
8g carbohydrates
4g fiber
55% calcium
50% Vitamin E
133% Vitamin A
134% Vitamin C

>butter
WHY. Why wouldn't you at least go with coconut oil instead for the flavor and 20 calories more per tbsp?

It's easier if you acclimate yourself to it. In other words, add less and less cream over a period of time, and before you know it you can drink it black no problem. When I was dieting I only added a tablespoon of low fat cream (25cal) and then later on I stopped using it.

Butter coffee is good for keto.

Google trigglypuff

>this princess wears running shoes

????

source pls, I need more

Lift as old as time
Bench as old as rhyme
Beauty and The Beast

>fitness related shirts in that size

>we want the powerlifter audience

youtube.com/watch?v=yyxoQUuXKTc
please tell me you wouldn't, Veeky Forums. please tell me this is as disgusting to you as it is to me.

Okay I've got one, she isnt overweight but she's too fat to imply the way she does
>Be me overhearing convo a colleague was having
>picture this 4'9 70 something kg womanlet
>mfw shes talking about being a vegan and how healthy she is
>literally trying to convert my other class-mates to veglelnism
>butbitchufat.png
>ask her why she thinks eating plants is more justifiable than eating animals, because after all plants are living beans
>"but plants dont have nerve endings, therefor dont feel pain"
>I proceed to ask if you were to remove a pigs nerves, by some kind of lab technique, would it be justifiable to eat it, since he didnt feel pain, by her standards
>she looks at me with her resting lard face and just walks away, avoiding my argument
>for some reason class thinks Im in the wrong
>still mfw its been 5 months and shes only got fatter since
>still shilling muh plants
I guess I have left this type of mankind behind

youtu.be/nPBJ1CHqaYw

What if I support vegetarianism for environmental reasons, senpai?

Not him, but chicken is god-tier food and if you don't eat it, you're silly

Thats not the point, if you're gonna shill something that hard at least stand by it, dont just blantantly to try to keep appearences and on the downlow shove your face with hamburgers, which is what im sure she does. I can see where you come from, and I'd do it too, but Im too much of a selfish bastard to stop eating dead meat, I just love it

This means you are retarded.
China growing, all your vegan shit doing nothing for environment.

*blatantly lie

>That voice
I'd rather she were stuffing her face to at least muffle the sound.

>tfw i can eat a waffle that one day they offer some and still look good

Feels great not to be an autist like you :)

Pics?

the word 'overcompensating' was in fact invented exclusively for that hyena

Is that Chumlee's sister?

>being too autistic for a single sip
also what the fuck is java chip?

She grosses me out to no end, but I'm also not into trannies.

>I proceed to ask if you were to remove a pigs nerves, by some kind of lab technique, would it be justifiable to eat it, since he didnt feel pain, by her standards
You wouldn't even need to do that, feed it a sedative so it sleeps and kill it in it's sleep, doesn't feel shit. Also
> 4'9 70
>she isnt overweight
No, she is obese.

>Drinking from the same container as some bitch you work with.
KEK

At this point if you are triggered this much you might as well seek a career as a gun.

>indirect kiss
s-senpai...

Black coffee tastes like dish water

KEK

coconut oil and grassfed butter, to be exact.
throw in blender, create emulsion.
that's called bulletproof coffee. it tastes heavenly, but the health claims might be a meme.

It's an acquired taste. Kinda like beer. You first have to stop hating it and then you slowly start to like it.

I also hate beer

well, i'd be in for a nice and healthy hatefuck, desu.

WHY THE FUCK IS IT REPLACING DESU WITH DESU?

I feel you m8.

You are on japanese board m8.

fuck that shit

Not guy who posted it but its some annoying bitch from youtube, she always started her videos with "hey guys its Rachel". After immense hate I think she deleted her youtube because I cant find anything on her anymore. Shame because a lot of her vids were motivational. As in motivation to not become a fat whining slob like her kinda thing.

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is that trish paytas?

did she fuck around with her lips?

You can always just leave if you don't like it.
You are free.

Black iced coffee is delicious.

because the glass would break.

if you are not drinking espresso you are just wasting coffee on sugary stuff designed to please fatties. real men don't drink that shit.
there's only one thing you can order: espresso.
caffè macchiato is also acceptable.
bonus points if you drink decent coffee with no sugar or splenda whatever.

šmh tᶀh fâm

>this princess wears running shoes

a real man drinks whatever the fuck he wants to.
learn a lot you have to, young user.

found the fatty

>espresso
>not ristretto
Found the pussy

you are correct. ristretto is best.

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I bet you're one of those who "doesn't like the taste of water" so you drink diet soda all day.

>americans
>putting cream in coffee

absolutely disgusting

god tier Australian milk over supply reporting in.

Senpai

>mixing milk into "his" coffee like a little faggot cuck
>thinking "he" can tell people about how they should have their coffee

>adding anything at all to your black coffee

>macchiato is also acceptable
if you like dicks up your arse too

Am I the only one who spends the entire video trying to figure out if the girl behind trigglypuff is cute or not?

Ristretto is pretty neat.
Coffee dispensed from machines which need 3 servants to operate all the valves is usually pretty tasty.

>HEIIIIIUUUGHGHHH EVERYONE

Closed the video right there

>that pic

Those who live by the sword, die by the sword

That's fucking terrifying user. Imagine if there was a fire or something and the hambeast blocked the way for everyone to escape.

Once you start drinking it black with no sugar, you start to enjoy it black with no sugar.

If I start drinking piss soon enough I'll enjoy drinking piss

You lost the bet

>"For some of us, it's their only form of exercise"
And they lay on their fat fucking back and do nothing while doing that.

If you ever get so desperate that you consider fucking a fat chick, just kill yourself.

Your point? If drinking piss was beneficial and piss did not come from someone's bladder I would see no problem here.

i'm sure you already do, friend :^)

You have it and still be on a deficite you just have to fit in your numbers.I eat shit like cinnamon roll and Starbucks for lunch or 6 slices of pizza with Starbucks. I just make sure I count my calories to be low and that the only thing I eat all day after doing 24-30 hour fast

My point is that you can force yourself to like anything

>[citation needed]

I'm not your friend, pal

you need to work on breaking your sugar addiction, fatty

I don't think i can force myself to like you

Only because you haven't tasted me yet ;) no homo

No found someone who can count his calorie to stay in fat loss mode and still eat what he wants. I can litarly drink a large 530 Cal Starbucks and still be on a 20-25 deficite.eat once a day fast the rest and thibk of those calories you are not eating as money in the bank

i'm not your pal, friend

as graceful as a fatty can get

greaseful*

youtube.com/watch?v=XZNpXWUsy68

Why does your vagina make you want sugar

Veeky Forums replaces t.b.h with desu, s.m.h with baka, and f.a.m with senpai

did it always do that?
i guess i use t.b.h. kinda often and i never noticed that before.

Let's be honest, these fat "hate" threads are jerk material interspersed with a few tumblr nutjob posts so the thread isn't taken down

Nah, hiroyuki did it senpai
but it's kinda nice

The ones with the pretty faces always get me. How can't they see that once they'll lose the spare pounds, they'll have guys all over them?
* pic not related