Dating a bodybuilder?

Hey Veeky Forums! Any experience dating a bodybuilder chick? Good or bad? Here's mine.

>Be on Tinder
>Match with girl who is into bodybuilding who also goes to same Uni and gym as me
>Get into conversation about lifting
>Though she looks like shit compared to me, I'm still interested
>Plan on meeting up, I suggest that we lift together and become "solemates"
>She says she takes her lifting very seriously and would rather watch Netflix at my place
>shewantsthepenis.png
>fast forward to date night
>she tells me shes studying dietetics
>I joke a bit
>"So I can do to you for a meal plan ;)"
>"Gotta learn about macros to make gains, right babe?"
>ect.
>Doesn't laugh. She seems nervous.
>Even throw in a few Veeky Forums memes to see if she'll get a kek out of them
>nothing
>Give up and watch some comedian on Netflix
>laughing but can still feel she's nervous
>I get nervous too and start shaking
>shit.mov
>I'm trying to cuddle with her while shaking and tearing up a bit
>Decide to get down to business and hope that'll help
>Take of hoodie
>Wearing a wife beater so that she can see alllll kindz of gains
>Go back to Netflix
>As soon a show ends I stare at her
>shes kind of half smiling so I go in for the kiss.
>Start making out
>Winning.jpeg
>She starts linking my gums and teeth
>Thinking "What the fuck. Is she some kind of autist or something?"
>Don't care, press on.
>A minute later after Netflix and licking face she pulls back and appears to be appalled at what she's doing.
>confirmed autist
>End date there and walk her out
>Get paranoid that she's going to cry rape or some bullshit so send her length apology text.
>She eventually responds and tells me to not worry about it

To this day I see her at my gym and I can't help but start giggling uncontrollably every time I see her. Are all Veeky Forums chicks this autismo or what?

You fucked up brah

Can I redeem myself? I want a gf to lift with

>date a bodybuilder
>he's cute in a muscled mutant way
>he's a sub in the sack
>pretends to be tough shit in public
>treats me like a bitch in front of his friends cause I'm less swole
>hahahaha no
>that night
>tie him up
>have him suck my dick
>pound his asshole
>spit in his face
>break up with him
>don't see him for a couple of weeks
>one day I see him with a twink in hand
>yadayadayada
>end up having sex again
>get back together
>he's not a douchebag anymore
>still together 4 months later
>regularly spit in his face during sex because it turns him on af

I think this might be love.

Na you just got a crazy one. Well all women are crazy but you got a very disturbed one.

She liked you and was nervous and you sucked at comforting her.

You forgot to say no homo

>calling a girl you don't know "babe"

Nope. It's very much homo. That's what makes it perfect. You know it's true.

How would you comfort a nervous date user?

>making a Rich Piano reference
shoulda known better

Nothing wrong with that god damnit

yep
yep

Honest question to a gaybro.

I have gay friends and coworkers and how difficult is it really to hang on to a partner? The human population that is gay is actually pretty small compared to heteros and it seems like gay people hook up with each other basically on necessity more than "love" or "attraction."

Essentially
> "hey you're gay? Me too! Let's blow each other forever!"

You can usually see this with dykes more often too.

So question is do gay people mostly get into relationships because they don't want to die alone or because they truly want to be with the person?

Gay people are promiscuous as fuck, senpai

>meet this qt bodybuilder chick
>sex is amazing
>realize her life consists of work and gym and cooking meals, nothing else
>like really nothing else, not even tv or going out
>boring af

>promiscuous as fuck
>need to cuff the first gay you meet, out of necessity
Seems a bit contradictory, tbhfam

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>realize her life consists of work and gym and cooking meals, nothing else
>boring af

shit i guess that how my gf thinks about me

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Gay people get into relationships for the same reasons straight people do, which is for a multitude of reasons you cunt.

yo nigga that shits gay as fuck

no homo tho

>love
i think ya might be makin it homobro