Dating a bodybuilder?

Hey Veeky Forums! Any experience dating a bodybuilder chick? Good or bad? Here's mine.

>Be on Tinder
>Match with girl who is into bodybuilding who also goes to same Uni and gym as me
>Get into conversation about lifting
>Though she looks like shit compared to me, I'm still interested
>Plan on meeting up, I suggest that we lift together and become "solemates"
>She says she takes her lifting very seriously and would rather watch Netflix at my place
>shewantsthepenis.png
>fast forward to date night
>she tells me shes studying dietetics
>I joke a bit
>"So I can do to you for a meal plan ;)"
>"Gotta learn about macros to make gains, right babe?"
>ect.
>Doesn't laugh. She seems nervous.
>Even throw in a few Veeky Forums memes to see if she'll get a kek out of them
>nothing
>Give up and watch some comedian on Netflix
>laughing but can still feel she's nervous
>I get nervous too and start shaking
>shit.mov
>I'm trying to cuddle with her while shaking and tearing up a bit
>Decide to get down to business and hope that'll help
>Take of hoodie
>Wearing a wife beater so that she can see alllll kindz of gains
>Go back to Netflix
>As soon a show ends I stare at her
>shes kind of half smiling so I go in for the kiss.
>Start making out
>Winning.jpeg
>She starts linking my gums and teeth
>Thinking "What the fuck. Is she some kind of autist or something?"
>Don't care, press on.
>A minute later after Netflix and licking face she pulls back and appears to be appalled at what she's doing.
>confirmed autist
>End date there and walk her out
>Get paranoid that she's going to cry rape or some bullshit so send her length apology text.
>She eventually responds and tells me to not worry about it

To this day I see her at my gym and I can't help but start giggling uncontrollably every time I see her. Are all Veeky Forums chicks this autismo or what?

You fucked up brah

Can I redeem myself? I want a gf to lift with

>date a bodybuilder
>he's cute in a muscled mutant way
>he's a sub in the sack
>pretends to be tough shit in public
>treats me like a bitch in front of his friends cause I'm less swole
>hahahaha no
>that night
>tie him up
>have him suck my dick
>pound his asshole
>spit in his face
>break up with him
>don't see him for a couple of weeks
>one day I see him with a twink in hand
>yadayadayada
>end up having sex again
>get back together
>he's not a douchebag anymore
>still together 4 months later
>regularly spit in his face during sex because it turns him on af

I think this might be love.

Na you just got a crazy one. Well all women are crazy but you got a very disturbed one.

She liked you and was nervous and you sucked at comforting her.

You forgot to say no homo

>calling a girl you don't know "babe"

Nope. It's very much homo. That's what makes it perfect. You know it's true.

How would you comfort a nervous date user?

>making a Rich Piano reference
shoulda known better

Nothing wrong with that god damnit