JERK GENERAL

I stopped masturbating almost entirely when I moved in with my gf, and entirely when I married her. She has a healthy libido, and I always like to be ready to go.

Twice a day, once in the morning right after I get out of bed, to help me keep my mind clear for the day. Second time right before bed to help me sleep.

Christian girlfriend is making me give up porn, though, so I gotta get an imagination real quick.

>girlfriend is making me
Words spoken by men who garner no respect from either gender.

>mfw I deconverted my gf through introducing her to my mom
>now have godless heathen sex all day long

Anyway, I get really fuckin horny after a good lift and jerk off then if she's not around to take care of it.

I'd gladly give up both porn and respect if I got to tap dat dere pious pussy.

jesus fucking christ thats so much gerkin

why is that bad broskii
ok then swap jerkin for fuckin

Once or twice a week.

You should just fap whenever you really feel like it and not out of boredom.

Once in the morning after I workout, once at night before bed. More often if it's the weekend and I have nothing better to do.

I found a few qts on mfc that love to watch me beat off, don't even ask for tips. Few nights a week.

I click on my JAV folder and edge for as long as I can (roommate school/work schedule permitting)

Haven't fapped in a week now. Been busy and haven't been able to have a good session so I'm putting it off. I want to regain sensitivity and go slower with some lube instead of death gripping as usual.
Coincidentally this has been a terrible week in the gym. Bombed squats and deads with weights I've repped several times before.

I also edge pre workout. Gets me pumped to think about fucking girls. I usually think about becoming more ripped and girls wanting that. It's also a good reward system to nut after a workout.

I actually have girls from /soc/ record audio for me, telling me they want a big strong stud to fuck, and to keep working out. I mix their recordings with workout music to really get into it. It may sound a little crazy and pathetic, but for me, it works wonders for motivation.

I want this

Do you want me to link the recordings? I can give you the ones I wrote/requested and another one that someone else wrote as well.

I did something similar while lifting and ended up getting a semi during chest flys and this bitch stares straight at my junk and we lock eyes I almost dropped my weights trying not to laugh.

>don't cum for 3 days
>fuck gf after some much needed privacy
>"user your balls are bigger..."
>cream her after 2 minutes but stay hard
>keep hitting it doggy
>"user your cock ughhh" she cums I cum we all cum
> she stands up and rivers of semen sploosh from her cunny down her legs
>"user you came too much :("
Can't win

Yes please

Mfc?

I'm still looking for one more recording but here are two to start with

chirb.it/IaPAbJ
chirb.it/gvGdm0

Monday-Thursday after getting back from Uni. Wash hands, get my phone out and decide who I want to look up and jerk away.

On weekends I usually jerk every time I sit on the toilet which is a huge problem.

>Morning wood is god tier but the past 3 encounters before fucking my dick literally gives up
Im really fucked init.

here we go
vocaroo.com/i/s0SYhaRxVYix

Thanks user!

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Do you get it back working though? Maybe you just need a wee bit of Cialis

Actually no cause I still jerk and havent had sex in 2 years Im afraid it'll happen again. I used to steal adderall from a friend and that was basically my viagra but I only have 2 left. My shit would be just bright red from the bloodflow it was godly.

I meant my dick not my actual shit.

Usually only after I lift.. Holy shit bro I'm gonna keep it 100% honest cuz you guys on Veeky Forums are the realest.
I have gone so long without real sex (a full year in june) that I been getting into cartoon shit.. Im a SICK FUCK. I'm going insane bro. 4-6 cans of tuna per week too. Brains fucked. Lifting has been my only outlet.
If anyone is wondering why this is, it's because I'm working in a fucking isolated town where there is like 15 guys for every one girl. So many guys out here are always pissed off from not getting laid.
My job pays well though, I'm off for 2 months after this and I am fucking gonna be on a 1 way flight to either Calgary or Vancouver and probably bang a hooker as soon as I set foot on solid ground!!!!

Hows your social life? You work out alone?

social life is good enough for me, great friends just getting back for the summer so they are gonna lift with me, so to answer your second question i did but wont soon

Sometimes I just feel like jerking it all day so I get home and do that.

Be careful not to spend too much time jerking, just like 5 minutes.

Average no fap for 2-6 weeks and feel either like a madman godly or depressed. When I orgasm would kill a man to get an actual woman, wish that feeing would stay longer.

Soon.

are you saying soon youll kill a man?

I fap a ton. 3 times on an average day; once in the morning before work, twice in the evening after work.

I lift 4 days a week, rock climb 3 usually, and run 3. When I have sex I can last a pretty long time and I feel like it has no impact on lifting.

On average, I go like once a week to porn.
And, normally its not on days that I lift, I feel as though it drains my energy so I try not to do it on workout days.

Fucking thank you user, these are hot as fuck

3-4 times after I workout. Honestly I bought into Jamie Lewis's theory about jerking off all the time and did it and it didn't seem to affect my gym performance. I just didn't want to fuck every girl I saw.

3-4 times on an average day.

10+ some days. It's more just like a bored habit. I'll get my wife to jerk me off like twice a day too, and then sex at bedtime. Some people just have a ridiculous sex drive I guess.

Once a month.. in front of the mirror.. under a full moon..