Autism thread

>Be not the current year
>Cousin comes to my house
>Playing Jak III two days after realease, oh yeah
>She hugs me, feels my chest and her mouth slowly to my cock
>Starts sucking while I race on top of some weird raptor/birds shits
>Best time of my life
>Cum in her mouth without warning
>Starts coughing
>She wants to get on top of me to fuck
>I tell her I don't feel like it
>She gets angry and sad

>Keep playing the game

I was expecting the word 'solid' in your greentext.

>JAK 3

Mah nigga

KEEP GOIN

love this thread, dont stop

>Be not the current year
>Cousin and me go for a trip to our uncle's house in the countryside
>He has a small barn with chickens
>Cousin and me go explore together
>She keeps trying to touch my crotch
>We hide inside the barn, chickens are going crazy
>She hugs me, feels my chest and her mouth slowly to my cock
>She starts sucking
>The smell of the countryside and the sweet warm feeling of her wet, raspy tongue feels great
>She hears my mom calling us and gets scared
>Stops sucking
>I continue masturbating
>She looks back and me and angrily tells me to stop
>I continue
>She tries to take my hand away from my penis
>I finish in her arm
>A chicken suddenly fires a stream of piss and shit right on her shoes

>Stand up and leave

bump for more stories

>be me
>wake up

>CANT WAKE UP

>Be not the current year
>Cousin and small male cousin come to my house
>Playing Need for Speed Underground 2
>Cousins watch me play
>Female cousin starts getting close to me
>She hugs me, feels my chest and her mouth slowly to my cock
>Starts sucking, small cousin is quiet
>Tell small cousin to close windows and doors
>Fem cousin takes off panties
>I tried to penetrate her, hole too small
>Too horny to keep trying, finish outside her
>Fem cousin tells small cousin to try
>With his smaller penis he manages to penetrate her, doesn't know what to do next
>Fem cousin starts laughing at me because my cock is too big for her, trying to make me feel bad

>I ignore her and continue playing
>Small cousin starts sucking my left foot
>What the fuck
>He smiles

>Riders on the storm starts playing
>I get back to the game

If the roles were reverted i would be outraged, but in this situation youve deserved everything that happened to you, cis-scum shitlord

>If you don't do what women want you deserve everything that happens to you

Found the betafag, or the feminazi landwhale.

SHIT QUADS

Glorious doubles

MMOOOAAARRR HOLY FUK I'M LAFFIN

I know incest used to be a big thing around here back in 2006-7, but I can't help but wonder if some of the people are so lonely and narcissistic that they would think that their underage family members would actually want to have sex with them.

I don't like kissing, sex or anything intimate
Is that autism?

>tfw i agreed with OP because i thought he was late to work

>tell her I gotta workout now

>he made his gf cry because he was "too late" for his workout

Yeah op, you are a faggot.

GF's are the worst gains goblins in the world

Look, you can't blame OP falling for the allure of sculpted male bodies.
Surely he began to compare his dyel gf to the perfection he's seen of his fellow gymbros and decided extra protein would be better than pumping protein into his gf who won't use it for gains.

>be me at gym
>finish workout, leave men's room
>see a 9/10 qt approaching me
>hold the door open for her
>she gives me a confused look and continues walking
>realize what i just did
>mfw

>Implying

I am the guy who wrote the last 4 greens, they are all describing real events. Growing up I had contact with many female cousins and 3 out of 5 engaged sexual contact at the ages of 10+ on me, without asking for it.

I got more action when I was in my early teens than now.

You feel no sexual urges? Autists tend to put pussy on a pedestal, even if is not real. Look how many waifus are posted on the board.

Did you sex up the small cousin who was sucking your toes? I'm sure he wanted the D.

No.

I think he wanted to give it a go, but when I was a teen as soon as I ejaculated, any sexual ideas made me feel like shit so even if he had asked or tried, I would had refused.

I probably went back to play NfS until my fem cousin felt ignored enough to stop making fun of my ''big cock''.

Funny that I had so many sexual contacts with different female cousins but I never really fucked any of them, what a shame.

Ah shame. But probably for the best not having weird psycho cousins like that getting feels for you.

You didn't seem too offput in your story by your male cousin doing that though.
Bisexual? Just don't really care?

Really interested in knowing about people more, so this is fuel for my human mind and body fetish I have.

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>Be not the current year
>Two fem cousins of similar age stay the summer with me
>Be watching with mom all together in the sofa
>My cousin are fighting off for my attention
>I ignore both
>Mom goes to bathroom
>Cousins jump on me, they say it is time to get their ''sweets''
>They try to pull my pants down
>I resist, because mom will be back soon
>They hugs me, feel my chest and their mouth slowly to my cock
>They compete to suck me
>Whisper a question to me, who is better?
>They manage to make me cum in 30s
>Cum is all over the sofa
>I say fem cousin 1 is better
>Cousin 2 starts crying
>Mom asks what's wrong
>Cousin 2 says nothing
>Mom asks what's that in the sofa

>I say ''tears''

>Go back to watching TV

I don't consider myself bisexual, and I never tried to start sexual contact with any of my male cousins. But I know I was a horny teenager and had I not ejaculated earlier from my fem cousin, I might had let him suck my off.

It is rare for me to feel sexual attraction just by looking at males, but it is not something I would refuse to do if the situation ever came up. I guess I don't care too much.

Very rarely and when I do I go and get a girl but by the time I'm naked with her I don't want to. The idea of sex disgusts me 99% of the time. Pretty sure my test is normal bc I grow muscle easily and am stronger pound for pound than any of my friends who lift

Unique disposition, I like it!
Not gonna be one of those weirdos that says some shitty lines to try and "convert", just genuinely curious.

That said, was that the only male encounter you had? Any times you've actually said " no" to anyone initiating that stuff with you?

Did these experiences negatively impact you and the ones involved or do you think it was a positive thing for most or everyone involved?

If you don't feel like answering or are getting annoyed with my questions please say so, I don't wish to come off as invasive. This mental stuff of knowing people and their personalities is just like a fetish for me, as is admiring a person's body (mostly men) and taking in the detail and physique they worked so hard for and achieved with so many hours and sweat.

>That said, was that the only male encounter you had? Any times you've actually said " no" to anyone initiating that stuff with you?

The only ''sexual contact'' I had with other males was masturbating to porn with friends/cousins together, even fucking some plushies. That's all really, I never got approached by a male who was interested in me like my female cousins did, nor did I try that with any male I've met.

I think I might have played ´´sword fighting'' when I was 6 years old with a friend of the same age in school, but I hardly remember it

Jak 3 is GOAT

Men with good taste.

Ah I see! Strange, bit exclusively gay people or people with that sort of bravery to initiate something like that aren't exactly common, and you not showing an interest would definitely appear to others you're exclusively straight, so you'd definitely get less attention from the same sex for that reason, too.

Did these encounters happen when you were fit/lifting, dyel, etc?

And judging from the disposition you've shown in these encounters, did you view them more as bothersome than anything?

And off the topic of that stuff, what was the defining moment you decided to get fit?
Was there anything that happened to spur that drive to do so?
If you are fit (I assume) how has being fit impacted your overall life so far since being fit (in relation to before being fit if applicable)?

Apologies again for all the questions, just very inquisitive when it comes to people who are receptive answering my questions.

>and their mouth slowly to my cock
>dead

More pls

This dude is a pervert

why do you have 46 pictures of sqwisgar

>Did these encounters happen when you were fit/lifting, dyel, etc?

I was in my early teen years, probably 11+ when most of these events happened

>And judging from the disposition you've shown in these encounters, did you view them more as bothersome than anything?

Only found bothersome when I ejaculated, otherwise I welcomed the free blowjobs. Beyond the ''sex'', my fem cousin were shallow and very annoying, always nagging me to give them attention.

>And off the topic of that stuff, what was the defining moment you decided to get fit?
The shitty drive that doesn't last came when I wanted to impress this chick I used to like on my teen years, the real drive came in my adulthood when I decided I want to go back to study, get fit and join the Air Force.

>Was there anything that happened to spur that drive to do so?
I blame Top Gun and Kenny Loggins

>If you are fit (I assume) how has being fit impacted your overall life so far since being fit (in relation to before being fit if applicable)?

I am still in the process, but like with anything one gets oneself to do by pure force of will, it helps boost confidence and mental health, I believe it made me slightly more sociable.

Are you a faggot?

I am a pervert to some, yes. I like to see myself as a "quirky." Much less insulting.

I see! Some very interesting things, and a very good idea not getting fit to suit someone else's idea of being socially acceptable to date.

I wish you the best in regards to getting fit and joining the Air Force!

I believe I've asked enough questions for now, though I definitely have more to ask I'll refrain from doing so.
I very highly appreciate you responding back to me and being so receptive!
It has definitely stimulated me and has been a very enjoyable experience!

Again, thank you. I wish you the best in life, user! And I hope you achieve your goals, be they related or unrelated to fitness.

are they feeding that cat a shit? it looks so sad to be eating that

yeah go back to your pick up artist thread on /b/ or /r9k/ or /r/theredpill or wherever it is you virgin basement dwellers swap your fake pua stories

This guy is too nice for Veeky Forums

Pls delive more stories

sounds more like asexuality than autism you sperg

>I was expecting the word 'solid' in your greentext.
I was expecting the same thing user.

Nah. Thought I might be. Tried it for half a second. Can confirm not on that phaggytime

kekked hard bro ive done that exact thing except she was an ugly chick so she thought i was being a cunt when in reality im just a retard

>Be not the current year
>Moved in to a new village mid scholar year
>Waiting to join school
>Waste my days playing GTA San Andreas on my new and shinny PS2 slim silver
>Fem cousin literally lives a few floors up the building
>Fathers working all day long
>She keeps me company
>Play two players mode together, shooting rednecks
>She sits on my lap
>Starts moving her hips from side to side
>Kisses me
>Says she would suck my cock if I tongue kiss her
>I am grossed out, but I do it
>Feel her tongue on my tongue, it's disgusting
>She hugs me, feels my chest and their mouth slowly to my cock
>We get nude
>Goes on all four in the sofa and tells me she wants to have babies
>I don't know how to fuck, and I am too horny to think rationally
>Literally try to imitate the thrusting motion I've seen in porn videos
>Not really penetrating her, but I am so sensitive It feels great anyway
>She acts like she is getting fucked for real
>Suddenly she queefs
>I thought she farted
>Laughing historically and with an obvious shame expression, she tells me it was her vagina
>I had a suspicious face, but just wanted to cum
>She goes back to suck my penis
>I finish in her mouth

>Look at her
>Release a rancid legume fart
>She's grossed out, I laugh at her

>We go back to shooting rednecks near mount chilliad

I have no idea what it is, kinda looks like a piece of kebab. I think the image is cute, looks like a little kid that is being fed broccoli against their will.

The soldier looks happy as fuck.

dont get me wrong user i saved the pic immediately and it made my day better

Thanks user, I appreciate anyone with curiosity in them. If you feel you want to ask something, do so, I don't really mind.

Have you been sexually abused?

Nah. Never sexually abused. I can find women attractive (and can tell when a dude looks good) but don't usually have a desire to fuck. If anything I'll have a desire to date them purely for status of having a hot gf

as an (probably, if its even "real") asexual person this is what it sounds like freidno

dude. good move. that's what keeps them attracted. that you dont NEED them and you got OTHER SHIT going on. just dont be cold about it

Kekek

Very true, women are constantly ''shit testing'' you to see your limits, if you give in, they lose respect for you.

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Haha thank you, user!

Well... If you don't really mind then I'll ask some more!
And thanks for appreciating my curiosity. Means a lot to me, user.

You mentioned a girl as a reason during your late teens you initially took to getting fit for, what happened in regards to that and the relationship you had with her?

How was the relationship you had with her? (Friends, lovers, etc. How you two had a falling out, what reason, etc.)

What would you say were the times you were the happiest? (General question. For me one of them would be getting out of a relationship that was abusive and also moving away from my previous residence)

Also, if you'd like, you may ask any questions if you're curious knowing a little about myself, too! Sharing is caring I always say!

Not the cousin dude but do you have similar stories? Why so interested?

its just a prank bro

I'm geniunely interested in people that have thoughts or complete actions that differ from the norm or what's socially acceptable behavior
(within what I view as morally acceptable, of course. Cannibalising someone would not only turn me off from them completely as an individual it would also be scary talking to someone like that).

As for similar stories, I do not. He's just an interesting person to talk with, very enjoyable even.
As is evident I don't get out much, clearly, and keep fit at home.
So being able to enjoy my time like this with someone who is interested in discussion is an opportunity I'd like not let slip away, especially whilst at work when work consists of sitting and doing nothing, with no goal or purpose other than to "keep the site secure."

Honestly security work is definitely not the type of job for me. I don't even have the body type for it!
Lazy money, though. I can't much turn that down.

>what happened in regards to that and the relationship you had with her?

We were friends, although we kissed at some point it never went any further.

>How was the relationship you had with her?
A one where she would abuse my feelings for her to get me to do shit for her, and always keep me on a leash like a good dog, I was young and naive back then, I thought being the nice guy was how you got girls, it seems I never thought of learning from my experiences with my fem cousins, and how women love aloof assholes that don't treat them like they are little fragile angels. The relationship ended up with me being fed up of being used around, until I decided to tell her to fuck off, little afterwards I moved to another village and never saw her again. I have been treating women very differently since then.

>What would you say were the times you were the happiest?

Never been happy in an amorous relationship, only been happy when I was down hard work to follow my dreams, feed my curiosity and explore, when I had good friends to play vidya or go out with, when all of those things are present at the same time, life shines the brightest for me.

I am curious on why you communicate the way you do, what makes you be the way you are and say the things you say, but I suppose that is not a particularly easy thing to answer. Regardless, do you have any idea what makes you the way you are?

Well, I communicate this way typically when I am most excited or nervous. Both are present, honestly.
You're an interesting person, whom, on an anonymous image board I'll never be able to keep in contact with and also due to my cowardly behavior of asking if you'd like to exchange some form of information in order to keep in contact.
Usually, I am quite carefree, relaxed, and somewhat ditzy, with those traits even extending to my speech when I'm relaxed.

I am the way I am having been expelled twice previously in my early teens, and having the most minimal of contact with my family and no social contact with anyone outside of image boards or chat apps for a duration of 8 years until I entered college.
At the age of 21 while living with my roommate, I was sexually assaulted by him.
I told my brother what had happened and he responded with "well it doesn't really matter, since you're both guys so." Was a terribly humiliating experience.

After the sexual assault I entered a spontaneous relationship with a woman.
The relationship was terrible and only lasted a little over a month th (thankfully) which involved being constantly mentally and physically abused, and being pressured into having sex with her.
When we did have sex my penis would hurt for a couple days due to how long I would last, as I had no interest in really having sex with her to begin with.
The relationship ended when she was holding a knife to my abdomen demanding I give her more money to feed her crack and alcohol addiction.

As for what makes me this way, in general, is purely environmental with some lack of mental nurting from my parents.

>laughing historically
>mfw

Also, I have to say I am very sorry you were treated that way!
Getting used like that is not a very desirable experience outside of fetishes for certain individuals.

I am quite glad you told her off and refused to put up with that sort of behavior any longer. It's not often that happens.

As for those moments of happiness, I have to say mine are quite similar.
There's a feeling unqiue to defeating a raid boss in video games, or boss monsters for example, with your friends.
And when you or your friends make goofy mistakes, and eventually defeat the boss, the feeling is quite amazing, as is the time spent with them.

Sounds like you had a tough life, user. I know isolation very well, even when I decided to get out of it to change myself I found that what's out there is not for me and went back to it, although I suppose I am not shackled by it anymore.

Grew up either alone, on in a household were my parents would scream, insult and even hit each other constantly, never had all that many friends and the only people I can call friends are persons I met while I socially isolated myself playing World of Warcraft to escape the reality I was in. I guess the only thing to keep me company was the occasional sexual contact with my over-aroused fem cousins.
I wouldn't mind keeping in contact with you, it's always nice to have someone to speak to.

>are you me?

>There's a feeling unqiue to defeating a raid boss in video games, or boss monsters for example, with your friends.
And when you or your friends make goofy mistakes, and eventually defeat the boss, the feeling is quite amazing, as is the time spent with them.

Yeah, I can relate to this very well. I have so many good memories of Wrath of the Lich king, doing PvP with people I met in game, relationships that have lasted more than 8 years.

That is a shame to hear, as well.
Though similar to your case, the most meaningful people to me I have met have been through online encounters.

And I would very much like to keep in contact!
Perhaps we may even be able to play a video game or two together.
What form of contact should I give you? Would email suffice?

How are you holding together lately, user? Do you have any goals in mind? What worries you?

I mostly use Skype, though I don't mind Email. If you want to add me on Skype, the name is Sauraxy

I am holding together quite fine! And plan to move back to California next year right before summer hits.

As for any goals I have in mind, they will immediately receive backlash once said here, but short term goal is to get back to being fit like I was once (175lbs at the moment, working back down to 145. Due to a relatively good bone density 145lbs is about as low as I am able to go healthily without health issues, despite a height of 5'8")

Two long term goals I have currently underway is finish my transition (transgender, 3 months in) and to look into having a meaningful relationship with a man when I successfully move to California.

I have written down your Skype! There is just someone I wish not to talk to for various reasons on Skype, and it makes me feel petty for doing so despite having added them back.

My email is [email protected]
I hope for now that will be acceptable! Besides, I do not have the Skype app on my mobile.

>C(15)
>Pecs
>Abs
>Solid

>I am holding together quite fine!

I am glad to hear that, I sometimes find it hard to escape of a past of isolation and abuse so it's good to know you are doing fine yourself

I wonder how it must feel to be in your shoes, going through a gender transition, I suppose you are taking medication?

Sure, no problem. I will send you an email soon.

>be 195 skinny fat 5ft 8 inch
>be at gym doing dead lifts
>can barely do 185 for 5
> a girl across from me is doing dead lifts at 255..
>i overhear her say that she is 125 pounds
>she is pretty and extremely fit, and way stronger than me in all ways measurable
>I decide that theres no fucking way a girl is going to dead lift more than me
>throw on 2 plate and see how it feels
>struggle to get the first rep off the ground with knees buckling
>put bar on ground
>go for a second rep and start to scream then fart really loud
>face turns bright red
>I look up and try to save myself from embarrasment and notice that the power lifting girl and her friend that way videoing her are both staring at me in disgust
>say, "haha, protein farts, am I right?"
>there faces contort with even more disgust
>i pick my weights up and throw them on the rack and run out of there leaving my gym bag on the floor
>realize gym bag is still inside and after I get to my car and then call my gym and tell them I left my bag and could they please keep it up front
>haven't been in in a week and a half

Thanks for caring!

And the transition does require me to take medication, yes. I currently take 100 mg spironolactone (test blocker) twice daily and thrice daily 2mg of estradiol (estrogen).

I have to say before transitioning I had no will to really live. I went and did what I needed to do akin to a robot, with little or no feelings involved in my daily life.

As the date approaches closer to my consultation, and during my transition, I have a vigor for life I never once had, and I am happy I do.
That said it appals me at how little motivation I had, especially given that I live in a 1st world country that has access to massage chairs.
I am quote happy you are taking an interest in knowing more about me. I love sharing about myself about as much as I love inquiring of other's lives.

Looking forward to it! However my phone seems rather attached to a single, older email I use, and chosen not to update to my current one. I may be a little while until I can sign into my current one, and may not respond until I return home!
Until then, I would like to continue these discussions with you if you would like to while here, if you are able to.

what the fuck is going on in your family???

That's great to read, user, that the transition has been so helpful to you. I have a friend, one of whom I met while playing online vidya who recently revealed to me that he is going to start transitioning and I was quite worried for him, as I had some hormonal issues as a teen that ended me up with gyno and I never felt all that good when my Estradiol was high, reading your experience makes me less worry about him. I hope your transition continues to be helpful towards your mental health.

I will be leaving soon to sleep, I am currently living in London and it is 1:21 AM here!

im happy ur happier user, good luck!

I have been thinking about this for years, I remember two of the cousins I had sexual contact with telling me that at some point, an older member of our family initiated sexual contact with them, to what extend they never told me. My cousins and I were all very similar in age, so I image that maybe the sexual initiation on them at a younger age might have caused them to be hyper sexual, which then ended up with me being part of it.

One of the reasons I try to avoid my family, too much shit going on that no one wants to dig.

Ah I see! I hope you sleep well then!
And I hope your friend transitions smoothly! It can be a scary process to work the courage up to so so haha.

And thanks for all the nice things you've said! It makes me feel happy. I'm glad there are some nice people on this board.

By the way, where are you living at the moment? I suppose you are in the US? Which state/city?

Thanks user! I hope your life turns out fantastic!
If more people were happy I think the world would be a much better place for everyone.

I am currently living Kansas City, Missouri. I will be moving to Simi Valley, California next year.
Where do you live, user?

i just try to do right by him :)

Wait...
Sex=workout. Right?

Hah, I love Superman!
Surely a boring hero, with a sometimes off-putting personality in regards to certain things, but idealistic nature for a better world and him doing what he can while allowing people to help themselves makes him one of my favorites.
Definitely not too entertaining, no, but an amazing hero to me.