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I feel good on the way home but after I'm at home and I've had my post-workout shake/meal then the bored/lonely/unfufilled feels start to creep in. So then I smoke weed jerk off and go to sleep.

Yes

Constantly gets laid dude, is all this work out shit all in vain or will it pay off?

I'm making gains for him.
>you'll never fight for the Tsar why live.

I'm a different guy but I get laid often with very attractive women. Physical fitness is a good thing of course it helps. But it is not by itself a sufficient condition to getting laid. Not really necessary either. I got laid plenty when I was a skeleton, I get mired now and it's much easier in certain situations like bars when you have muscles.

But you also need to have a good personality, be funny and cool but also confident enough to know when to be aggressive, sometimes you need to have a good job and prospects, it depends on the situation. A strong social network is unbelievably helpful as well. Not only in that it exposes you to many women, or that you come in as vetted because you're a friend of friends, but also because women look for social signals of your value. If you show up at the bar and four women run over and hug you, or three guys go over and hug you, all the women there notice. That's social value and it's attractive to women. They are attracted to men who attract others.

I'm sure that's probably disappointing to hear but just being a ripped guy who's still autistic and acts like the virgin he is won't give you the results you want. That said, it's easier to be confident when you feel and look good. It's easier to get women as a rule when you're in shape, it will only help you. But if those other areas of your life are totally undeveloped, muscles alone won't make you into a stud.

24 years old, graduated college in 2014, still a kissless virgin. I just want wizard powers

The context for me is 19, and I'm at an urban college campus

I know people who are shorter than me, skinny as hell, and objectively have worse faces than me, and yet get laid all the time.

Will being friends with them help me in the long run? Any chance of getting them to help me or should I never tell them and just hang around them and hope that being associated with them does the trick?

Also 6'4 tall

Feel the same way. I've always closely observed how men flirt with women and I just can't be that cocky, confident guy that all women seem to love. I'd rather be a virgin than be untrue to myself.

Hello my brother

hermoine hardstyle? The latest vid there had this as a background but without the feels

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Good news. If the person you are doesn't want pussy, you won't get it

Im pretty confident and still no girls only rejection. Probably because I'm ugly ;_;

>When you stop caring about getting laid, you will probably start getting laid, or at least closer to it.

I've never cared much about getting laid, and guess what, I've never even been close to getting laid. As a guy you actually have to go out of your way to get laid, not caring is the worst mistake you can make. That said, being desperate is not going to get you anywhere either.

t. 25 unkissed virgin.

>tfw picked up a cute 19 year old virgin on tinder

>shy, quiet, awkward, I'm sure betas fawned all over her

>fuck her like a pornstar three times a week, not even dating, be an asshole and she just eats it up and wants more

how does this make you feel, Veeky Forums ?

What if I cant even make male friends?

Next you know she'll be doing a deep throat on her 18th birthday.

You do realize Lola is about meeting a trap at a club and not realizing she's a trap because you're a socially autistic virgin?

Anyway, the higher your IQ is, the less likely you are to lose your virginity at a young age. You're probably smarter than the average college fag. Isaac Newton died a virgin. There, there.

Fuck off, its only through reading the lyrics that it makes sense that way and that's not even the point, the point is that reminders of being a virgin are fucking everywhere.

Why do you have to say socially autistic virgin? You think I don't know I'm a virgin? My entire post is talking about getting fucking Veeky Forums, which is what this whole board is devoted to, and your gonna talk shit? Fuck you.

And yeah I already know that the smarter you are the less likely it is to happen. Woohoo, yay, being smart has made me so fucking happy in life.

this.
I stopped caring long ago and now I only leave my room for gym and groceries. Not caring has put me in this position where I'm completely shut off of any human interaction

But I like being with myself so it's good I guess (23 kissless virginite)

what the fuck

>25
>virgin
>being asexual
Go see a doctor.

If you were truly intelligent, why would you be in such a position now? Why are you so bitter?

At the very least, you should realize that even becoming aesthetic will do nothing to get you laid if you're not going out and showing it off.

You need to shed the bitter, insecure, defensive shell that's around your ego and start leveling up socially. THAT is what will get you laid. Not abs or adonis' belt.

>tfw have ED but only 26 years old

you haven't even begun to feel pain

no one here is asexual, it is a meme disorder. The real percentage of asexual people is extremely small. He is just a virgin like the majority of Veeky Forums.
It is no wonder that almost every board on this site there are always virgin threads with 100+ replies. We can't connect with people in real life so we seek interaction on the internet

>getting this butthurt
No one is talking shit. Calm down, user.

The bottom line is A), you're hardly alone, and B), you'll probably go far in life. Along the way, you might do something really cool that other dudes swimming in pussy only wish they were capable of. And who knows, with that achievement, you may achieve a sort of status that guarantees endless attention from women.

According to our survey last fall, the average fitizen is a 22 year old 5'9 college student and girlfriendless virgin.

That's too vague of an issue for me to give specific advice. I'm sorry to hear that, it must be frustrating. If you tell me more about your situation maybe I can offer something.

right here with ya lad

read no more mr. nice guy, they don't not like you because you're 'kind'

>25 years old
>virgin
>claims he isnt asexual
Sure he isnt lol.

>2016
> He is just a virgin like the majority of Veeky Forums.
Brotip: It is a minority.

I am 23 and never even kissed a girl and I jerk off almost 2 times a day. And I bet most of virgins masturbate regularly.

Being asexual means no sexual desire. So no jerking off. get it

>thinking he isnt asexual just because he jerks of
>Being asexual means no sexual desire. So no jerking off. get it
You have no sexual desire in females obviously otherwise you would have sex.

What is involuntary celibacy?

>What is involuntary celibacy?
>being asexual
Pick two :3

Do you at least look like you lift?

20 yo grad student virgin here. I had my opportunities, like girls hitting on me hard at parties or asking me out on dates. But honestly, I don't want a gf, seems like a hassle especially with studies and it seems weird to exchange fluids with someone you don't love.
Anyway I guess that not caring about sex made me more attractive to girls. When I was in undergrad and wanted to get laid 24/7, zero girls showed any sign of interest towards me.

I started working out because I got sick for ~4weeks and couldnt eat nor be active..
Lost so much weight. Weighed 78kg which is almost corpse level for 6`6 people.
After I regained my health I couldnt climb stairs without being exhausted.
That was the moment I realized I was sick of being hungry skeleton and started working out.
With the workout my appetite got back. That was 3 years ago I now weigh 95kg.

I always felt sort of numb everyday. Working out made me feel alive again. Muscles are burning. Youre sweating. It just you and the iron. You vs your past you. To be fair I don`t understand why not everybody is working out. Reason doesn`t even matter. Its not just great for your body its great for your mind aswell.

>20 yo grad student
Britfag or did you skip grades through placement exames?

Just did my last presentation of university ever yesterday. Woke up hungover as fuck and with my dick dry as ever

Skipped grade when I was 8 and did undergrad in 2 years. But I don't know why that's relevant.

It goes hand in hand with the logic of "high IQ = forever alone virgin" featured prominently ITT.

just be an ass then. if you make girls feel insecure around you without being obviously shitty to them they will want you more because insecurity. only works for slags and insecure women though, and if you're under 21. i did this all the time in high school and it surprisingly worked pretty well.

>Virgin

No.

Tfw some teen girl literally begs and asks to come over like 20 times. Deny her.

Why do sluts think they can get with someone good after being fucked by idiots? Do they actually think I want someone scraps? Or are most other cucks like that

And I mean fucked in the sense that she got fucked and then fucked over. Most likely more than once from what she's told me.

Intelligent people fuck the most btw.

Did you see that on one of those psychology memes on Pinterest?

nah

I got zero attention until I got fit and im very well educated

Do you know what on average means?
Intelligent people (on average) fuck more than dumb people.

I don't think high IQ=forever virgin, but it's true that there is a strong correlation between being very intelligent and being very socially akward. Not implying that I'm very intelligent of course.

"Not only do intelligent people have a delayed onset of sexual behavior, Half Sigma found that they also have a lower number of premarital sex partners throughout adulthood (18-39). While this is consistent with the above theory that high IQ people are more religious and conservative, this is, of course, not true. Religiousness correlates with lower IQ, and as HS shows in the same post, intelligent people were also more likely to say that premarital sex was not immoral. (Leaving those who did think it was immoral to participate in the bulk of it!) Most of the other theories are still consistent with this finding though.

Perhaps more revealing, HS, also showed that intelligence correlates with less sex within marriage for the same age range. While still consistent with pregnancy fears and competing interests, lower sex drive seems like a better fit. In fact another revealing finding from the Counterpoint survey was that while 95% of US men and 70% of women masturbate, this number is only 68% of men and 20% of women at MIT!"

gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php

>/hears"lola"songonaclassicrockstationandchokesbacktears/

i thought i was the only one

why do these things make me want to cry all the time? im not even sad

don't have opinions about people from what they previously done

and ugly/fat people fuck less than fit stupid people

it really doesnt matter what you have to say, if you look good thats the only thing people care about

Used to think the same until I realized there is no "true me", I change and adapt all the time and so do you.

I assure you, if you try to act a little more confident or cocky, you'll grow into that attitude. It will become "you". I am a totally different person than I was 5 years ago to the point where it really is like 2 different people. You'll like the new "you" and plus you'll also get pussy.

Also lift weights. That will help you with girls no matter what the HEIGHTFACEFRAME guy says.

I have to call bullshit on the "68% of MIT guys jerk off". Just means that 32% of MIT guys are asians that are ashamed of jerking off.

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You're just nervous and have performance anxiety. Calm the fuck and you'll be fine.

Not him, but make friends with everyone

The wider your social circle, the more people you know, the more people they introduce to you etc it's a positive feedback loop.

You don't have to be best friends with everyone just enough that you can go up to them and make small talk, maybe go do something after class

And the most important thing: if your goal is to get laid, get in a situation that that is a possible outcome. You're not gonna bend over that qt in math and take her in the middle of class, so you're gonna have to make it so you're both in a different setting where that's possible

>nigger killed 4 people
>don't judge peepl from they're past XD

Castrate yourself my man

I work out because I like the way I look and feel, but I'd be lying if I said improving my bargaining power in hooking up with a potential soul mate wasn't a part of it. Like many of you in this thread, I have crushing anxiety when talking to the ladies, so anything that helps me feel more confident, I'll do.

And yes, Lola and related songs can make me slightly depressed.

I don't get the last part about buying it for her instead

Thank you for the response. I have become less of a pussy over the past two years due to a new job but I haven't really translated that into being outgoing. Time's running out, I'm 25 but I'll keep what you've said in mind. I need to face uncomfortable truths.

I hate that shit..."Dude you're a great guy, just be yourself and they will come to you"

>22nd Birthday in less than a month
>Never kissed a girl
>I just want a woman to care about me as much as I care about them
>I am only man
>I have needs and desires
>I deserve love r-right?

I feel like Forrest Gump when he tell Jenny he's not smart but he know what love is.

>I may have never been wanted, but I know what love is

I dont know why

I'm a 19 year old 6'4 college student and girlfriendless kissless virgin

Cant wake up

Because its what you want more than anything in the world, what so many other guys have, but you dont. I know that feel bro. I live it every day.

The sad thing is most attractive guys who are intelligent do not even know it or are too scared to attempt to get a girl. Some girls are attracted to intelligence more than aesthetics, you can be a 4/10 with a 8/10 mind and have hope of not being a perma virgin.

That's basically my strategy right now, combined with proten sparing modified fasting to lose all the fat, and extreme weight training 3 times a week to build a bunch of muscle, combined with wearing "fashionable" clothes and having a normiecut "undercut"

I just hope I can get laid next semester, I started this "final solution" On February 25th, I have until December 10th, then the next semester is over and its all but 2017, and then its a straight shot to being 20.

This really is my last chance, if after being 6'4, buff, having great clothes, great hair, and knowing loads of people, and I STILL can't get laid, then its done. The end.

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Sometimes I feel physically sick thinking about still being a virgin, wondering if this will be my life forever.

I don't know what I will do if this fails

here's your (you)

Godspeed user

32 yo kv
never had close friends, haven't had friends in over a decade
why even live anymore

be the best at something

like what?
being the best at something seems impossible too, there will always be someone better. especially when people who are good at something started at a younger age than me

nope nobody deserves anything

I knew it from listening to it, not reading the lyrics retard

fuck getting laid i just want a to wake up next to a girl after sleep when she tells me 'I love you'

what body do i need for that

being only with myself has given me social anxiety, cant recomment it unless you want your life to be over

treat women like shit. it isn't the most graceful way to go about it and you will catch a lot of sluts and crazies but it will work. be a fucking douchebag and it will work.

whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/confessions-of-a-reformed-incel/

read this friend

>failing school
>tfw no gf
>the feeling of being undesirable by any woman becomes stronger with each passing day
>get into lifting
>feel more confident
>starts seeing babby strength gains

At least I'm getting stronger.

>failing school
I know those feels. School is the pentacle of gains goblins

This is how you go several years of your life without talking to females.

>pentacle

>tfw never tried to get laid

So you're saying if I keep up my introverted ways, my waifu will come?