How do I get really good at sex?

Practice.

Only a virgin would think he's wrong. Eating pussy can be replaced with good fingering technique though

actual virgin detected

What the fuck are you on? You have to eat pussy to be good in bed.

this.
the clit is the penis for women.
Penetration means nothing compared to clitoral stimulation.

is this some kind of reverse anti-irony?

this is what people with a small dick say

Too obvious...

How is it "mandatory" to eat pussy to be good at sex?

Look if you're a cuck that's fine, but I'm not going down on some dirty whore

>nu-males congratulate each other for making their girlfriends come

do you make them a sandwich afterwards? pathetic

why would you care about being good if she's a dirty whore?

This is sad, but true. I'm cute tho so I can get away with just fingering :3

3/5 bait, a bit too obvious but you're on the right track.

if you dont enjoy eating pussy you are gay simple as that

if girls dont care about the size of your dick why are dildos all fucking 2 feet long

checkmate, dicklets

Enthusiasm is key. Try to fuck like it's the last time you'll ever get to. Every time. You'll go far.

As far as actual techniques go, there's no better way to make girls cum than eating the pussy. Start out slowly and gradually add movement and pressure. I like to choke them with one hand when they're approaching orgasm and use my other hand to grab their butt and pull the pussy onto my face.

I've found choking to be like a sexual superpower. I think a lot of men have some aversion to turning bitches blue, but in my experience they all fucking love it. Only squeeze on the sides of the neck where the jugular veins are, though. Pressing on the front of the neck is uncomfortable. During climax I basically only take my hands off the neck to slap them in the face (in a playful, "what are you going to do about it?" kind of way).

hope this helps m8es

Why would you even stick it in somewhere you wouldn't eat? Stop messing with nasty bitches and get some standards you literal nigger.

The prodigal cuck returns. have fun eating shit and blood out of that sweaty snatch, milleny

I need help, a condom broke and it kinda cut my dick. I'm for real now, i have a spot on it, like a open fleshwound, but it's an other color than my normal skin color.

Please hold me Veeky Forums

This nigga knows what's up desu

Lol wtf, is your dick jello?

haha no, but i'm circumsized (surprise)
It's like a cut maybe the rubber snapped at the top i guess, never tried it before. But i kinda fear it will leave a scar

>not having vicegrip like a fiend
>being able to achieve orgasm at all with another person
>absolute pleb.

I may cry myself to sleep at night due to my inibilty to be truly intimate with sexual partners, but... Hey. Fucking pleb not even able to last several hours.

true story bro

Also for you guys who have problems with finishing too fast. When you enter the pussy it's like warm and it feels really good, don't start thrusting fast, just go slow and if you feel like cumming, stop and do something else like kiss her on the neck etc. And when you get bored of that start thrusting again, after a while of this your dick will get bored / tired and you will need to stimulate it really hard to cum, aka you can fuck her brains out.

Lol do you fuck whales and donkeys or something?

do you jerk it a lot???

Like groceries

>Girl tells you about how she liked to get fucked by ex bf

Lol what a dumb cunt. Insta trashed

Can you choke your girl and eat her out at the same time? I am 5'8 so my hand wouldn't quite reach the neck but I have found that playing with the tits/nipples while going down is pretty god tier

Actual female here.

>take time and do foreplay.
>pay attention to what she likes and doesn't like
>do NOT jackrabbit
>eat pussy properly
>don't be silent, but don't talk too much
>practice
>utilize pillows to try different angles

it's fine, how often you can do it depends on the girl. Most girls want a guy on top of them at least occasionally. Lots of girls like to be on top though, since it puts them in control--literally, makes it much easier for them to get your dick exactly at the spot they want it. Girl on top doesn't necessarily you don't thrust at all, at least occasionally. It definitely doesn't mean you just dead fish--use your hands, use your mouth, you can hold her legs down (or push them up) with yours if she likes that, etc.

Assuming you're a virgin, if your first time is with another virgin, letting her be on top will make things much more comfortable for her.

Don't always be on bottom though, unless you have a medical condition. Even then, you have to take the lead at least occasionally; most girls want you to lead, even when they're on top. Being passive all the time comes off as lazy, boring, and generally just not very masculine.

Actually I think if you really slap chicks in the face, fucking them like its the last time is probably true, eh?

Buy a girlfriend

Why the fuck are you fucking dirty whores? Are you a virgin or a nigger?

Also, nobody worries about pleasing sluts. Sluts want attention, not sex. If you want a woman to enjoy sex, you eat pussy. If you want to enjoy sex with someone long term, you eat pussy to encourage her. Not rocket science.

not all girls like being choked so you need to figure out if she likes it before you just go for it

Wrong

Stamina is your friend, learn to edge play and orgasm deny.

All of this.

/thread

Thanks for the in depth answer, I'll keep what you said in mind. I'm not a virgin but not very experienced either and the girls keep hopping on top.

It is easier for a manlet to find a smaller girl than it is for a manlet to into long arms, m8

protip: this is really more dependent on her posture than on your size. If you can get her in a reclined position instead of lying straight down, you'll have an easier time; push her back onto some stacked up pillows. Alternatively, you don't have to come from below; if you're licking her from her side, it's trivial to get your arm over to her neck. Godspeed.

This thread isn't fitness related and is kind of gross

>2016
>not using your horns or tail
Wew lads

HAHA MEME xd

Is it worth fucking tons of sluts to gain experience before trying to find gf

Lay ontop of her missionary style,
and place your right leg in between hers and her right leg in between yours.
Now you are dicking her from an awkward position and your dick will hit the sweet spot.
All girls are different, but if she can actually come from vaginal intercourse then dick her this way and there is a goos chance you will make her come.
Sucks if you prematurely ejaculate though. I don't know how you can fix that. You could also try to eat her out, but I only really like to eat her ass. I'm selfish in bed.
Good luck my man.

really depends on the girl. If you're slapping them like you actually want to injure them, very few girls are going to be into that (some will absolutely fucking love it, though). If you're slapping them playfully, very few are going to complain, but if you ramp up from there you might find they like it more.

Good sex in the long term is mostly about open communication and experimentation with your partner. Good sex in the short term is mostly about your emotional state going into it more than any actual technique or ability.

There's really not much to figure out. Either ask "Hey, you mind choking?", or just start doing it lightly. This isn't rocket science.

It might be that they're not comfortable with you on top. There's plenty of things you might be doing wrong; bad angle, bad depth, bad speed, etc. It's also perfectly likely that they just felt like getting on top. There's nothing wrong with asking how she feels and if you should change anything, just don't spaghetti it. e.g., "Faster?" "Harder?" "Feel good?", etc.

>like a girl a lot
>can't think of sex with her
>when she talks about it to me I lose interest in her

help.

not really, unless you intend to marry and never cheat on your first girlfriend. sluts won't make you very much more skillful. If anything, get a slutty girlfriend, get her to teach you, and then leave her for someone else

you don't actually like her, user. She's like a sister to you.

You're a closet homo

Veeky Forums claims another victim
You are a faggot now,embrace it.

Yeah I don't get this, I can't think of sex either
Sometimes it kind of offends me off when people make it apparent that they want to have sex with me

As you fuck her, stroke her clit.
Legs up: you can get deep as fuck.
Instruct her to tell you just before she cums.
Then choke her as she finishes.

bro that is exactly what I'm feeling. at first it was so great with her now that she mentions sex it's like my view on her just dropped so much.

>offends me off

I mean offends/turns me off
Stupid phone

Sometimes I think I might be asexual, like sex is not even a thing I remember exists a lot of the time. Maybe I should check my hormones

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna–whore_complex

Look up the pussy eating lesson on youporn, you're welcome.

me too. I should be getting turned on by this but I'm not.

i read about that because i googled this problem.

Can I have this if I'm a girl
Cause I kind of think I do

no one will ever fuck you if there's a scar on your dick

just kidding dude, girls love a scarred dick, tell her you fucked a shark's mouth or something she'll be super into it

here's the attention that you wanted when you made this post

sorta like this
youtu.be/W_TAjzd03PY

megan?

lol, the only feem in the thread and the only reply is me saying lol

>only sex ive had and will ever have is with asian prostitutes who barely speak english

some of the girls get into it and will kiss me in the mouth and others wont even look at me in the eyes
Cant I still get good at sex by fucking hookers or am I doomed?

No. What you have is called "alpha fux/beta bux."

girls dont know what girls want

the only thing girls want for sure 100% is money

means you're not a filthy slut. good job, girl

Please elaborate

haha, you kinda got a scarred dick already, if you're circumsized.

But if it helps on the issue, it didn't bleed but liquid came out. like water liquid

Thanks guy
How nice

i guess

>Tfw can't cum during sex

It's a problem, lads. Even without a condom, I had nothing.

i'm a guy and have the same thing. it's funny now did you mention you have it I want to fuck you. but if you were to mention you loved getting fucked I would have told you to get fucked and would not have dreamed of fucking you.

the mind is a strange thing

Maybe we have really low self esteem but are also really sure of ourselves somehow
Reminds me of that "I wouldn't want to belong in any club that would accept me" quote

Stop wanking for a week or two. Cut out porn, as well.

You are one of the few people who legitimately need to do nofap.

Probably. But it sure is fucking me over at the current moment when I have a sure thing with someone but since they mentioned what we were talking about the interest has been lost.

Be cool
Women cum for guys they think are hot shit regardless of how they fuck
Dont worry about technique just put on your scorpion jacket and be a real human bean you fuck

Trevor?

>he doesn't eat shit and period blood for maximum gainz

I mean, she's not wrong, but advice like "do things girls like and don't do things girls don't like" isn't very helpful

Nice quads/hitler dubs

have lots of sex

I did. This was when I had a gf, so I basically stopped watching and fapping to porn. I would always have to pull out and finish myself off after going for like 25+ mins without cumming

it kinda fucked things up cuz she got insecure about not being able to make me cum. The first time she gave me a bj I just remember thinking to myself, "this is it?"

maybe i just didn't really like her? idk m8

Did you nut with any other girl?

Aimless practice is always futile

ive yet to meet a grill that doesnt like to be fucked

>you're a cuck
>I exclusively fuck dirty whores

They aren't