Why aren't you incorporating "The Sphinx" into your sex routine Veeky Forums?

climaxed in this position today.

This is *exactly* why I love muscle daddy bears.

Fucked my girl like this today. Busted almost immediately once we got into the position, got a joocy pump from it too

I only do positions that crush the core muscles

>tfw gay
>tfw this feels amazing

Not to mention you're getting bounced off the fucking bed, cock pushed into bed, balls deep.

I use this position partway through
Reverse cowgirl is my finishing position, i dont know why but it feels so good and i nut within a couple minutes

>tfw it's the only position were I can cum
>masturbation and porn fucked my head

That was some top-tier banter user, I am impressed.

not gay but your post gave me half a chub

>not gay but
user pls

mirin that butt hard with my semiqueer boyloving dough eyes

I say that it's my finnisher/favorite as if that's static.

I'll change it up every few months.

Midway I usually have her on her side to watch the ass bounce and grind her clit. Good for building orgasms

there's no better feeling than shooting up (or smoking) meth with your partner and fucking all night

>dough eyes
kek, you mean doe-eyes?

>your obliterated lower back from years of bad form dead lifts and high bar squatting

Yesterday I figured out how to deadlift raw with damn nigh perfect form. After so long trying to arch my lower back to keep it from rounding, I finally managed to keep my lats working and stick my abs forward like a shelf. Felt almost nothing in my lowerback and added 10kg.

Is your dick supposed to be able to reach the vagina at that angle
I don't think I can with my weak 5.5 inches

This.

If I'm hitting this position, I'm less than 2 minutes from buttering his or her toast.

googled it...lol the first hit is

"The Sphinx - 20 OMG sex positions for a small penis"

h-how?

You definitely can, my man. I think I come in right around 5.5 as well, and I've only done it with big booty black bitches, so you're good to go.

>his
and they say fit is no homo

>compound sex movements
lmaoing @ your life senpai

>implying anyone here actually gets laid on a consistent basis

Everytime.

Cos the girl im talking to said her neckbeard bf liked it

There's nothing homo about fucking a man in his ass. Getting ass fucked though, thats fucking GAY!

Chris?

n-no sir

amen

...yeah. how'd you know?

t-that's exactly why i f-fuck guys

n-no homo

i do this position w/my bf

except i cross my legs to increase tightness and he shoves my face into the bed

Frogs for ants

Fucking slut

My dick isn't big enough to prone bone.

My gf has a big ass... I don't think I can reach the pussy from there.

Is it true that you can't cum on meth?

Why is it even good in such case?

>mfw that was my ex-gfs favorite position
>mfw to this day, i remember one time we fucked like that and as i was about to come, she looked back at me and said 'not so deep, not so deep'
>mfw i came inside her (without a rubber on) as she pushed her ass against me
>mfw this happened over 3 years ago and i didn't fuck at all for 1 1/2 years now

I know that feel buddy I haven't had sex for 19 years

>tfw they push their ass so hard into you when you coom
ffuufufuufuffffffffffffff

This position actually feels really nice. Just dont sperg in her from forgetting the pull out game.

L O N D O N

...

You can, but even while having a pull it usually takes hours

10/10 would lmao again

That was me half an hour ago.

Thanks Veeky Forums

>dangle of his angle

>tfw your angle doesn't dangle

sex is the ultimate gains goblin

after all it is cardio

Found the KV

GOAT position
>tfw fucked gf like that the other night
>able to kiss the back of her neck as I nut inside her
>Hard as fuck climax
>tfw gigantic wet spot after
>"Holy shit, user, that was incredible"

Nice
Stop same fagging

Excellent

I love this position so damn much, feels tighter and like I can get deeper

reminder that humans were naturally built for the women to take it form behind

I do a variation of this when I want to make my girl cum fast. I have a lot of flexibility so I Squat with my dick going downwards. I assume the squat possition and I can plow her downwards easier using the hips. I call it "the piledriver"

>mfw im mirin him and dont even look at her
fit youve turned me into such a faggot.

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beta manlet virgin

Already in the playbook. First tried it a while back with my current friendo-with-benefito.
>mfw

Yah just had sex. Did "the sphinx", doggy, missionary, girl laying sideways, cowgirl, laying down facing each other, laying down and going in from behind. Prretttyyy much no limitations here.

damn

>yah just did the sex
U sound more virgin than a newborn

OP BTFO

you're pretty cool bro

I've already accepted I will die a virgin

haha

>mfw my gf's cooch gets irritated when I cum inside her
>mfw she still wants me to cum inside her because she thinks it's amazing when I do

You need to be at least 18 years old to be on this website.

Totally agree. It's the best position. While you can't go as deep, you get a much better view, and there's nothing better than pushing down on a cushioney ass as you blow your load. Just the best.

This makes me nut in seconds

Bullshit. I got a basic 6 inch and my gf is high-test hispanic. It's her favorite position.

No, he has donut eyes. He's fat.