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looks like vomit desu

yeah I use the spoon to cut up the pudding to small pieces so that it mix better with the sauce

5 cups of this shit + 4 loaves of pita bread daily. Doused in olive oil.

I had to quit cold turkey on this cut.

do you make your hummus yourself, if you do, what's the recipe?

You animal

fuark

chicken wings

Ice cream

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That looks really weird.
I'm going to make my own hummus, but replace tahini with peanut butter and see how it works out - tahini is so expensive.

I love hummus though, and red pepper hummus.

Hnng.

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There is nothing as powerful as this

ers tu bi hånest

These things are banned in a bunch of schools.

Få ting krenker meg så mye som "ers".

I've never even tried Kos in the first place because I knew I'd turn fat

Guess that was a good choice.

who /homebaking/ here? shit fucks you up for real

no knead bread man that shit is too good

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that was a lemon custard tart with pastry made from flour, lard, butter, egg yolks and lemon skin and I think vanilla. the filling is whole eggs, sugar, lemon juice and lemon skin.
this one is a homemade cheesecake
both will fuck you up

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What in gods name is this Swedish bullshit

looks like jizz all around the edge

>looks

I have problems...

>hey guys lets make a thread of delicious foods proven to fuck up our diets.

not gunna make it

>Total badass in all situations
>Until there are attractive women present
>2nd from right is perfect

Use almond butter nigger

>vascular system intensifies

ya'll ever eat kidney beans and hot italian sausage? its literally 2 ingredients save water. my dad was a commercial fisherman and they used to eat it all the time for energy and it might be one of the best things i've ever had.

2 large cans of kidney beans (dark or light) with the syrup
2 packages of hot italian sausage (ground or links)

1) boil the sausage if its in casings, if not just brown it like you would beef. you could also open the casings and extract the meat if you don't want to boil then slice it.

2) in a large pot dump the beans (syrup included). Add the cooked meat, make sure you have sliced the sausage if you didn't crumble it. the spices and fat have to mix with the syrup.

3) add water until its about an inch (2-3cm) above the mixture.

4) boil then simmer for a while.

It tastes a lot better after a day in the refrigerator too when it thickens. seriously try this. its fucking phenomenal.

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selfmade garlic bread.

this shit makes me crawl for it lel

at least it has protein r-right?

FUCK YES. Cosmic brownies ftw.

>shit tier whiskey tbqhwyrnfam

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Good cheese, crackers, and wine. I can eat so much and never want to stop.

double cheese burger with onions, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, american cheese, grilled jalapenos, pickles, bacon.

Holy fuck i could eat these shits for every meal for every day for all of my life and I wouldn't ever get enough.

>grilled jalapenos
five guys?

kill yourself, nothing better than Irish whiskey, you pussy

Hold ud og hav målet for oje

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>jameson
>good

nice try familia. you are a slave to the brands. i bet you think captain morgan is the best rum too

Delicious

except scottish whiskey

Is that vomit?

>i know my booze is good because of how expensive it is

Jameson is just example you insufferable twat, generally Irish whiskey >>>>>> any other whiskey

I found my new fetish, thanks Veeky Forums.

where did i imply that more expensive = better? if anything you do with your piss water whiskey for 59.99 a bottle

frozen banana, peanutbutter, milk and protein smoothies.

they taste like ice cream, but they're about 500 calories.

then you should've elaborated instead of posting a picture with just one brand and saying "i crawl for this shit (aka jameson)"

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jameson IS good, though.

scotch is disgusting.

I drink white label beam, it's cheap ass bourbon, but it's delicious.

I know that feel op.

I can never resist my yoghurt crab.

i wish they had made it more clear this movie was going to be solely about alcoholism. i watched it alone with a 12pack and by the end i felt like i was going to cry because i wanted to finish the beer i bought but the movie made me feel so shit.

That actually looks good as fuck.

I'm going to stuff a bell pepper with tuna salad right fucking now.

>trailmix
>cheese curds
>cinnamon almonds
>boneless wings
>peanut butter
>chocolate milk
>pan fried walleye

nah just a local joint, I've always wanted to try 5 guys though

anything that's chewy or crunchy

hnnngg

>soy

get a jalapeno crunch at steak and shake.

add bacon.

fuck they're delicious

we used to call them negerzoenen (nigger kisses) here

Bison burgers and pretzels

I don't even know how many calories this is

It's the single greatest thing I've ever tasted and I can make it at home

Shit sells for like $1.99 when its on it's sell by date too so essentially I'm getting 2 burgers for 2 dollars and whatever else the ingredients cost (not much)

Is chocolate milk that bad? I have atleast a glass a day.

my neighbor owns pasture in the country where he keeps "beefalo" cow/bison hybrids. goddamn, it's delicious meat.

that's just dark cause he used chocolate whey, i typically use vanilla.

but chocolate milk isn't that bad for you. it's basically just milk.. but with some added sugar. it's a pretty decent workout recovery drink.

whats so bad about soy protein?

> inb4 it gives you tits

total noob here, isn't a bit of sugar better pre-workout?

>chocolate milk

>shitposts

don't we all crawl after decent amount of whiskey anyway? besides, as long as it fucks you up proper brand doesn't matter

>still responded

Why?

you got me.

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I dunno, research it yourself

Something something estrogen

why would I? I dont care, but Veeky Forums seems to hate soy protein for some reason

pretty sure the effect of dietary estrogen is overrated

Burgers
Fried shrimp
Onion Rings
Blooming Onions
Strong alcohol that goes down easy

I straight up can't say no to the first four. The last always fucks me up when I'm out on the town.

Sometimes I'm just going about my day and I remember onion rings and burgers and I don't feel comfortable until I eat them.

You're the one drinking it not me, it'd be in your best interest to have knowledge about what you're putting into your body

This

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>300 calories, mostly vegetables and broth
>cryptonite

user please

Sorry I'm not a at ass American like you.

You guys are fancy, cheese and wine ooo la la.

the black one got me like hnnnnnngggghhh

>using crackers and not proper bread.

thank you for the recommendation, I'll get one after my last final as a treat.

imo crackers are better because they provide a nice crunch to contrast the soft cheese, but amazing bread is also acceptable

A bottle of brandy or bourbon.

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My office stocks pop, doritos and vector bars by the hundreds and they are free.

I lose one cut day every time I succumb. It's cost me a week already.

pic related

what a waste of weed

good taste my friend

kek