Program says decline bench

>program says do hyper extensions
>no master emerald

>program says to squat
>contemplate suicide and lay in bed all day

...

>try to do dumbell flys
>stay firmly rooted on the bench

>dumbbell flyes
>immediately falls to the floor

KEK

>lift weights
>put them back down

>lunges
>ids bregfast :--DDDD

>Face pulls
>Face stays the same length

>clean and press
>clothes still dirty

do the hungarian cocksquat then, seems more your speed

>bent over row
>canoe doesn't move

>french press
>get shot

>Veeky Forums
>fat "powerlifters," skelly DYELs, and no cardio

> hammer curls
> I'm not a construction worker

>Did chin ups
>Still sad

underrated

kekaloids

>Free weights
>Not allowed to take them home

>biceps curl
>download doesn't start

>not k cupping for maximum gainz

>stair master
>still novice

>Uses gear
>Car still in park

>work out
>nothing is resolved

shit man that's deep

>leg extensions
>still manlet

>not using your grounds and filters for compost
>not having compost to homegrow vegetables
L M A O

>Cable Crossover
>Deadpool nowhere to be seen

>squat
>i pay rent for my apartment and a gym membership

good one

>clean and jerk
>everything is messy again

chaos emeralds you plebian

Je Suis Charlie

>Barbell row
>My canoe isn't going anywhere

Read the thread, you waste of oxygen.

I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Thanks Spurdo

>do snatches
>I'm gay

best

>do sumo deadlift
>it does resurrect ancient Japanese fighters