Saturday Night Thread

Because everyone else is out partying and living their lives. :(

What's everyone up to tonight?

Just gonna walk by the river. Think about my life.
Alone of course...

sounds nice desu

hows the weather were you are?

Shitposting before mass starts tbqhwu.

Shit post as usual. Should be studying for my finals but fuck it Im failing 2 classes anyways.

Working

Do you come from the land down under?

Resting post-workout and resisting the urge to drink my depression away.

>older brother hasnt had a friend since his best friend in 5th grade killed himself
>always been a loner
>my best friend is playing with his band at a local bar
>convinced my brother to come out with me tonight
>my best friend is a nurse and hes brining his hot nurse friends to the bar
>his fiance is coming too and should be bringing her friends
>im currently pregaming
>beyond excited for tonight
>been depressed because of ex and tonight is just what i needed

gonna go do some cardio after

already lifted today but im bored and id like to be productive

I know it wouldn't be long before the normies show up

>quit drinking right before Xmas
>have long time gf
>wash dishes after food prep
>quiet night at home playing with puppers and watching something dumb that she wants to watch
>regret nothing

Don't be desperate user.
Women can sense that shit miles away.

I guess im a normie now but i used to not be one at all. Improve all areas of your life and you too can get into normieville. Im 24 now. Only turned into a normie maybe 2 years ago. Was a WoW virgin heroin addict.

thanks. im not desperate. actually just called it off with another girl. im just happy to be meeting new people and happy to get my bro to come out. He told me a few years ago that hes accepted that hes gonna be a kissless handholdless virgin for the rest of his life. I just want to help him by exposing to different areas of my life.

>WoW virgin heroin addict
Did you nod while raiding and shit? Kek.

Gonna go to the dive bar tonight, see the qt Ukrainian bartender who has complimented my gains, drink a few beers while I pretend to watch whatever game is on the TV and steal glances at the qt, then when I'm leaving, she will hug me for a long and hard time as always.

When I get home, I'll cry in the dark, trying to hold on to the memory of the only human contact I ever get.

you're a good bro

You know it. played a combat rogue in mid Cata during that time period. Easiest rotation ever.

Playing path of exile. Started 2 months into the league because of school.

Why dont you talk to the slag bro, no strangers hug like that for no reason.

Playing fallout 2 for the first time.

The controls are nice but the turn based combat is going to take some time to get used to.

We chat when it's slow or she's not serving someone.

>bartender who has complimented my gains

you know they flirt with you for tips, right?

It's like when a hooker compliments your dick

Ahh I see and its Saturday so I'm assuming it'll be packed to the gills.

Not always true either way you tip em good theyll most likely remember you.

Trying to get rid of these fucking ants
I'm not even the guy that makes those ants/roaches are back threads

Yeah, I know. I still like the hugs, though.

this

Ran my first half-marathon today, was fun. I'm going out drinking tonight.

I started walking around my neighborhood at least 4 times a week, and started going to the gym during busy hours in hopes of making friends, so far I've made 0 friends, just gotta keep trying.

>really hungover this morning but looking forward to date tonight
>leave for date
>get there autistically early so I ride on the metro for like an extra 45 minutes to kill time while listening to a podcast
>he texts me right when our date is supposed to start - "are you already on your way there"
>I read it and think oh fuck
>he calls me and said his car broke down and we'd have to go out next weekend
>I go back home and order delivery and go back to the normal routine of dicking around on the computer

Now i'm starving, at least my food should be here any minute now

Iktf man. Been attending Uni for about a year and have literally seen relationships develop over the semester just seats from me. It bothers the fuck out of me but at the same time I cant handle myself around people.

You ordered Thai right?

Nope, fried chicken

Lel
He used an excuse

Im at my gfs house. Shes such a fucking gains goblin. Wouldnt even let me drink her milk.

My dad's out slaying puss while I'm studying for finals. Fml

can breast milk help your gains?

JUST FINISHING UP A TASTY PIZZA SUB FROM SUBWAY AND I'M GONNA SMOKE POT AND DRINK WHISKEY AND PLAY BATTLE FLEET GOTHIC HA HA!

Im talking about the milk in her fridge

Probably idk we're meeting on Monday now

>Saturday night
>beautiful daughters in bed
>hot wife being a bitch but w/e she let's me put it in her butt sometimes
>drinking old rasputin, eating Frank's buffalo chicken dip, watching csi Miami
This is the life, Mi hermanos

...

How do you get fried chicken delivered, what is this sorcery

>implying I care

thats cause hes fuckin his main chick tonight, senpai

Travelling to Europe tomorrow, so am taking it easy with some wine and bowl hits tonight. Friends started an event that happens Thursdays so that will be my main night out when I come back. Not a huge drinker, but very social otherwise.

Live downtown in a big city with lots of black people

rip

Pls move.

why didnt you finish it? lazy bastard

>be me
>involved with and in love with girl from age 23 to 27
>finally over her even though she wants me back, and decide to try some dates
>there's this girl that I talk to sometimes because i eat out all the time and she works there
>get her number but sperge out and fail to write her number correctly like 5 times in a row
>she paitently keeps correcting me
>make plans to meet up for a coffee
>go, and do everything you're not supposed to do on a date essentially
>nervous, poor posture and eyecontact, talking too much instead of listening, etc.
>the entire time i'm thinking that she seems like she'd be compatible and good wife material
>realize she's in her early twenties and is judging me based on how fun I seem
>i'm not fun at all
>start to develop crush on this girl after the date, i always thought she was cute at least
>ask her out again
>she deflects
>try to play it off and make a joke
>on the inside my heart sinks because I had just realized that I actually like this girl
>write a dumb song about the date and make it sorta purposly silly and joke-like because at this point i just can't keep my spaghetti in
>she never responds back when I send it
>i actually spent 7 years writing the music for that song and arbitrarily gave that song to her, forever, with some silly lyrics, on a whim, because I think she's cute and interesting
>mfw she literaly inspired me, and i almost never write new music
>i am autistic as fuck
>cannot stand to show my face at the panda express anymore, but i love me some panda express
>go to the panda in the next town over feeling kinda down
>glance at the nametag on the girl working there and she has the exact same name
>don't know whether to laugh or cry
>go home and want to text her that we should just be friends to try to clear up the awkwardness because i want to keep eating there, but i don't think she deserves to be made to feel awkward at her job with me showing up all the time
>if she doesn't respond i'll be crushed
Please help.

>in love

stopped readying there, betacuck

Just doing homework

Have a lot of shit to get done by next week

meh it could be worse

Yeah like a pack of spooks knocking on your door.

I don't like spooks.

That was not actually related to my story. I guess I could have left that out.

My ex-gf recently turned 21. I saw on her Snapchat story with an "Over 21" wristband. She has finally completed the transition to full blown whore.

Whores gonna whore

>ex-gf
>keeping in touch or keeping up (giving any kind of fuck) with her life

holy fuckin beta

Guys how do I stop doing drugs and drinking?

u just stop

Go to rehab?

kill yourself

Dark souls and ben&jerry's, not even disappointed

Nice senpai. What flavor do you like?

Tfw have to say no to parties because cutting.

Chuncky monkey is my go-to tonight, occasionally I'll mix it up with cherry garcia or some cookie dough variation.

Tfw invited to no parties so it's easier to cut

>Work until 9
>GoT with gf
>Tokes and cuddles. Sex if she feels better.

I know that feel

Tfw college isn't the social experience you thought it would be

Parties are for fags do brain lifts (math)

so im feeling really good about my body now, the work is paying off: even though I dont lift for girls, id like to go out but it seems like I cant do shit solo.

how do you go out by yourself and how do you find success?

in b4 "be yourself"

I just go and don't drink.

It's not hard.

Studying for finals, just got back from the gym with my little bro. god I wish I was as normie as him. Graduating in a week, wondering where the fuck the last 4 years went. College blows.

Contemplating on how I'm going to live homeless since I'm getting kicked out for cooking chicken breast at 10pm and stinking up the house.

>It's not hard

Well your life must be so comfortable.

...

Read, play some video games.

>tfw tomorrow is rest day and I don't know what to do with myself.

You're just a weak willed faggot is all.

>Go to party with water bottle
>Hold onto water bottle all night
>Never drink
Wow it's so fucking hard ;_;

Just drank some coffee going to take a shower fap so I don't go home with any fat chicks from the office and head to work. Fuck this life.