>tfw spent another weekend inside fapping to lesbian porn while chad bangs my oneitis
Tfw spent another weekend inside fapping to lesbian porn while chad bangs my oneitis
Jaxson Reyes
Brayden Campbell
>tfw roaches are in my protein powder
Alexander Hernandez
>you hit the gym HARD while CHAD EATS PIZZA
Grayson Garcia
>chad
I want to feel with you user, but you're evading your responsibilities of being a functional male by creating this figure that represents all that you can't do.
Grayson Ward
>tfw I hit the gym hard AND eat pizza
chad btfo
Luis Roberts
>and I look like shit
Ryan Carter
Shit was so cash bro
Oliver Taylor
> HF&F
> GENETICS
> PIZZA
> NEVER
okay boys threads over I think I got everything
Ian Taylor
>eat as much as I want because of my alpha metabolism and rampant stimulant usage
>don't care about what I eat because I don't lift
>don't lift because I'm not a little girl who is insecure about their body
>don't lift because I have 9/10 facial aesthetics and don't need to overcompensate by gaining muscle
>don't give a shit about not having a gf because relationships and emotions are for women, not men
>don't give a shit about not having a gf because prostitution is both legal and a massive industry where I live and I have enough money to fuck any 10/10 escort whenever and wherever i want
at 5'6, I am literally more alpha than all you kek
Cameron Brooks
Fuck senpai. This was much deeper than it should be.