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The cheating frauds general for the discussion of steroid stuff generally

Old thread is dead

>skeezy druggies can't make threads edition

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in for chicas

Should you use hcg for a beginner (12 weeks, just test e and dbol) cycle? Worth the extra cost?

>It goes straight to your calves

so alcohol goes to my calves, sheer hate goes to my back...

>in for chicas

in for ASS!

general thoughts on masteron?

Fantastic drug. Mellow, great sense of well being, aesthetic/visual effects are dope but you need to be ~10% or less.

Total test is at 430 at 18, how do I bullshit my way into TRT? also is it easier to cycle on trt?

>easier to cycle on trt
I think you're confused. "TRT" is just the medically recognized term for cruising.

steroids are for manlet faggots

it's a lower dose, from what i've been reading it was about 100-200mg/week max. also how do i make that jewish whore put me on trt?

With osteoporosis

A cruise can be any dose that puts your health markers back in range to "normal"; but make no mistake trt insinuates that you will not be coming off. No cycling.

100mg put Jerry at 800 ng/dl.

I understand now, thanks. An entire life of pinning sounds better than an entire life of low test. And I am only 18 so its only downhill from here. 430 total test is shit and my free test is even worse.
Do you think being obese while growing up then crash dieting to almost skelly has anything to do with it?

Cheaper/easier to homebrew and self trt

Misses you bby

Almost entirely everything to do with it. Good luck sorting that out.

Your best bet for crashing t would be to actually buy some dbol or something cheap and pop those for a few weeks then get blood work done after a few days cold turkey. Or just stay up two days straight and don't eat drink liquor and shit.

>pop addy at work
>brings me up
>work goes by well but I'm a sweaty fucker
>fuckbuddy cucked her guy friend all vs action and at the airport by constantly snapping nudes me and not fucking him
>fucking her ass tomorrow
>ex finally fuckt off haven't heard from her in over a day
>got the number of a coworker of another ex
>ate only two cookies today
6/10

>just stay up two days straight and don't eat drink liquor and shit.

My test went up by 60% doing that.

No. That was your charisma.

Bloodwork sa-

Is that a bethesda joke?

No, but now we know who the nerd in the thread is lmao

Like nobody here played elder scrolls or fallout in the past decade.

>forget my epilepsy meds for a few days
>start getting tranny thoughts
>find myself acting more feminine
>crash estro to try and kill feels
Fuck this shit baka

Stop taking about your obscure niche games. Nobody had played them.

I'm a Diablo guy myself

Definitely. I did the same thing and it fucked my natty test to hell.

>obscure niche games

Oblivion sold 500k copies it's first month. New vegas 3.000.000, skyrim 20.000.000. Fallout 4 12.000.000 in 3 days.

Hardly a niche.

>i got trolled. Fuck.

Ahahahaha faggot. Bethesda is GOAT rpg games. The newest generation are pretty shallow though.

Never cared much for it.

Replaying persona and SMT games now. Also hitting chrono trigger, cross, ff8/9/10 on my vita after that.

I hope you don't play diablo 3

I'm not bimbo

I have. Playing D2 again tho.

Guys wtf I cant pierce my skin sometime
You know like how those shaolin monks can stand on swords and shit
Using clean new 25G needle and the Ztrak method to inject, nothing it scares the shit outta me lol

Push harder and quicker.

This was a good niche game.

Same problem, I just stop and go back into pushing. Seems to go through then.

Will steriods make me more alpha?
t. beta

Shoo shoo beta. This club is not for you

It is. Don't be mean, duder. He is like "I admire this. Teach me" and you're sitting here saying "no". You should coach this user.

Do you think I'm dumb, mr qt?

I literally hate girls now. smdh

Ec stack or Dnp for cutting that last stubborn fat off?

DNP

while we are on the subject of DNP. Took my fifth dose of 400mg DNP and decided to take it in the morning instead of night, my bed is soaked

Anything else to add to my Crash the Testosteroneā„¢ plan? I currently plan this

1. PSMF with no fats/carbs diet and ~800 calories everyday for a week
2. Eating sugar before the blood test
3. No sleep one night before
4. Cardio
5. Fapping
6. ??
I am not going to drink alcohol because I hate it
and I will use shots as the last resort, I am looking for something natural at the moment to lower it.

sauce or moar

Both.

Where do you even get shit like this?

u wut m8

Thats the only one i have, found it on another board

Are you the same guy who's been harping this for the last week or two? Just fucking buy some UGL stuff, if you NEED to crash it you don't NEED any sort of HRT. On top, anything you'd get from a doctor won't be any better than actually being natural.

>how to avoid the worst of the shitposting & degeneracy in /fraud/

LMAO yes! So is this all I have to do to purge my screen of all the faggotry and tranny talk in fraud lately

>ftm

Before/after 2 week cycle ala Bill Roberts

thinksteroids.com/articles/two-week-steroid-cycle-case-study/

After picture was taken today, on a non lifting day, one week post cycle. Total 9lbs gained on cycle, 1lb gained post cycle, 181-191. No negative on or post cycle side effects.

will using test make me grow a beard? can kinda grow facial hair now but only in patches

>trying this hard to be a 'legal fraud'
Just buy the fucking test illegally ffs

how long does it actually take to 'feel' sides from your first cycle (e.g. 500mg test 40mg dbol)

depends what test it is you fucking retard
dbol can start working as fast as 3 days

>no black
>no bull
>no trans
>no jerry
Okay, the jerry one is understandable because he is always talking about the same stuff and uses at least 5 words in that list but still.

test e

some can see it working in around 2.5 weeks and for some it takes up to 4.5 weeks but a good rule of thumb is prop 1wk, sustanon 2wk enanthate 3wk and cyp 4wk at least from my personal experience

also depends on dosage and weather you frontload or not but it's quite common to do kickstart with dbol for 4 weeks as that's around when the test really starts working

where even?

any comments on janoy's and rich slap party?

yeh sweet, thanks for that. will see what its like in a week or two

it piss

Gonna ask my gp for a test test do I just beat it like 4 times the day before to minimize serum test concentration?

unless you're already just barely within normal range there's almost nothing you can do naturally to lower your testosterone low enough

if you're going as far as wanting to go on TRT for life at least put some fucking effort in it and get some proper drugs to fuck up your body instead of being a pussy

oh thanks, I forgot adding trans + jerry

his comments are retarded anyway, even if he isn't using those specific words

so whos is the best current dnp source?

Brickhouse labs

...

Since I started doing tren my body hair has gone wild, I used to be almost hairless and now it has spread to almost everywhere, it has spread from the pubic region and also I have started to grow hair on my stomach and chest and doubled the amount of facial hair I have.

Will the bodyhair stop growing when I quit tren or will I have these sick facial and body hair gains for life? I'm only 22 years old as well so I'm obviously getting hairier by age just like my father.

For life

Guys, I have a question..
I'm currently on test e 500mg e5d, and would like to continue cycling, but with tren a/ test p to shred and loose fat/water..
But my source was taken down, so I can just get test e ( I have enough for approximated one month...)
My plan is to lower the dose to 250 and continue cycling, I can also get test from the pharmacy, or should I start bridging ( maybe 250 e10d) until my source is back on and I can get tren and propionate?

>clomid on cycle

Jesus fucking christ. Bill Roberts is a dumbass btw.

When is a good time to hop on GH for anti age. I'm 25 and I can afford 2ui eod. Is it worth it or should I wait?

>It appears, however, to be somewhat novel to have a drug program which integrates with the training program in such a way as to allow full recovery of natural testosterone production over more than half of each cycle, thus allowing the cycles to be repeated back to back many times without loss of normal testosterone production.

ugh

Just ugh. Also, the fact that he has his 'subjects' using Cytadren is enough of a turn away.

please be true, this shit has masculinized me tenfold

The moment you come off tren all the hair will fall out

(Not the least bit serious)

I'd suggest you come to terms with being androgens personified

>300 mg Androdiol is taken before workouts, but not after 4 PM. (I do not have proof that inhibition of LH production would occur if the Androdiol were taken later, but suspect that that might be the case.)

Oh christ

So rather than use Testosterone, he uses a fucking testosterone prohormone. Argh why, why

Yo alb you see this yet?
The fella is 17 or 18. Probably going to get a pro card one day.

>dyel shits like that roid

dang bruv.

>that tan job

Who is that? His face looks familiar but I can't place it. He could definitely earn a pro card within a year or two.

How early is too early to become a fraud?

I'm 18 and going to college in the fall. I've been lifting since sophomore year, so in relation to other seniors I look big. But I've heard from those in college that there are some absolute monsters in college who are cycling. I know at some point in my life I want to surpass the natties. Wouldn't cycling in college be god-mode or would I fuck up my hormones.

Tell me what you think veterans.

>just stay up two days straight

why does this increase T?

>god-mode
>caring about fucking up natty hormones
k

Johneffer

Fucking pic didn't upload

This is what I mean.

Being ripped would be great for four years in college but I don't want to have to cycle for the rest of my life just to not turn into a low-test nu-male.

y'all niggas have a pastebin or something?
I promised myself I'd start research if my gf broke up with me

/r/steroids/wiki

10% bodyfat bro, just bad lighting and don't know how to flex.
I am a stripper bro, I just look dyel because I am not 5'6
16 inch arms bro.

you are in for the number 1 most delusional guy on this board at the moment.

>leddit
I don't like that place
they stole content I was making for /co/

the roid wiki is p good tho

So that means you can not use their wiki, which is pretty good by the way?

aight I'm just being a little bitch
I can suck it up

thanks famalams

On day 4 of pct. My balls hurt. Gf is on period bout to whack it to porn.tired constantly but only minor mood swings. Strange but aite bruhh i can do this

What aftershave do you lot use.

I want new stuff and have no clue what though

fuck her anyways, and say goodbye to your gains and hello to acne if you are unlucky enough.