Gym Bully Thread? Gym Bully Thread!

Gym Bully General

A thread for the discussion of the sport of bullying and all things related. Keep the insults and shitposting to a minimum.

>Big P Edition

Not really a bully but me and this Asian dyel at the gym play this little game. There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. I've done this so many times my trunk is full of like a weeks worth of dyel asian clothes. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me. Guess he is a sore loser that he loses our game.

Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Haven't seen him since. Probably a nyr.

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If those guys tried to bully me, I'd be laughing too hard to care.

lol got him good user

when i finished dicking my side bitch this morning i picked chris and tony up and we headed down the gym to get a pump, i got in and the first thing i saw was this skinny kid struggling to bench like 95 lbs or something, anyway he was weak as fuck. so we were there doing drop sets and this fucking shrimp comes over and asks for a spot. i asked why the fuck does he need a spot for 135 lbs and started stuttering, great i thought so he's a retard. so i got up and went over to spot him. he unracked the bar, it went down to his chest and then he couldn't get it back up again. i looked him in the eyes and shook my head and walked back to do more curls. i did a couple of sets and looked over and he was packing his bag and looked like he was going to cry. i called him over and told him to never set foot in my gym ever again. he just nodded and left, not seen him since lol

asshole

I'm a pretty big guy, like 225/ 5'11" at 15% and wide as fuck from 7 years of lifting and shit. Most people stare (11pl leg press today for example) at me and will move out of my way or ask me if I'm using equipment I'm clearly not using. Then they talk to me and realize I'm the nicest person in the world or I'll strike up conversation with them then they become gymbros

No you didn't

This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over and you go to take a piss and it goes everywhere? Well this morning that happened and I went to take a piss at work and this dyel asian was in the urinal next to me and when I went to take a piss all of the urine came out sideways and went all over the asian dyel's work shoes. He was like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU?!" I just said "This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over and you go to take a piss and it goes everywhere? Well that happened.", flushed the toilet did a backflip, turned 360 degrees and started moonwalking backwards and left.

Cool story broh

Found the dyel asian.

At my gym there's alot of dyels who actually curl in the power racks and they think they can jump in between three pieces of equipment at the same time, sometimes I'll take their plates off or replace it with way more plates then they originally had

Yeah man lemme tell you, there this faggot long haired jap whos only 5 feet tall, and always comes dressed up like a fucking homo. Yoga pants and a tank top like a girl. And yknow what? He just got his hair dyed blue. He asked me to spot his bench, only 95 lbs. what a dyel.

He blushed and ran to the locker room after failing a set because he caught a whiff of my manly scent. Couldnt handle my Alpha aura and aroma! Followed him in and asked if he was a fucking homo or what and kept slapping him around in the showers until he stuttered "H-hai-yy-yes". Then kept whipping him with a rat tail until he agreed to meet me at the bar. It was funny as fuck man, great to feel so damn alpha. Gonna show him how a real man drinks. Then Ill tell him to come home with me and Ill wrestle him in bed until he sees whos boss.

Alpha as fuck bro!

this stale pasta needs to end.

This one dyel Azn at my gym is always mirin my gainz so I sucked his dick mad good and he fell in love with me. We went steady for a while and a few years later he proposed to me. We adopted a kid from Bangladesh. Soon after, we bought our first home together. One day he got lymphoma and was very ill. On his deathbed we embraced one last time and I whispered in his ear "I'm not even gay haha got you so good you dyel azn fag" what a fagget I bullied him so hard. Rip in piece Mick Chong, I'll always love you. Not. Fagget dyel.

How new are you?

>Not really a bully

One time I beat up an kid because his friends sent me mean messages on YouTube and instagram. HA that shows that little faggit. The best part is I'm 3 times his size and I'm pretty sure he's retarded. Oh yeah. AND IT'S ALL ON CAMERA TOO

right babe? XD

Been working out at this gym for a year. Nobody ever reracks their weights and it's a pretty chill comfy gym.

>one day see new personal trainer
>he's a manlet Mexican
>he reminds me to rerack my pl8s 3 times
>want to fuck him up but he's stronger than me
>some guy doesn't rerack and leaves
>manlet goes on a tantrum

Now I'm motivated to get strong so I can fuck him up.

keepn' it gangsta?

Rack your weights , why not

I fucking Kekd

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Big P's gonna have fun with this one.

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lmao I can't wait until redditors find this thread

>new gym job
>everyone in there is messy little cunts
>this 6'3 skinny dyel faggot deadlifting 2pl8 leaves his weights in front of me
>he's done this 2 times before
>ask him nicely to rerack the weights like a decent human being
>a vein appears in his head
>he looks frustrated and starts tensing his dyel body
>he mutters under his breathe "ill g-get you one day, o-ne day i'll be big" as he reracks the weights
>go home and cook tortilla's for my wife and kids

>nobody ever reracks their weights
that sounds like something a delusional slob would say
rerack your fucking weights buddy it's courtesy

Nah I don't get paid to do that. If anything I'm giving the gym employees extra job security

Not really a bully but I always take this dyel asian's milk money when I see him at the gym.

>be at expo
>its shitty af because no motherfucking music godammit. but doin whatever it takes
>some fuccboi retard who tried to *69 me cums up 2 my booth
>he be apologizing n shit
>i slapped that niggas soul out his body like fuck u i dont if u r retarded ima kill that shit
>got that shit on film to bully that fuccboi wit later
heh i showed him, right babe?

>at gym
>nothing
>manlet appears and i tell him to fuck off

anyway i fucked his girlfriend without a condom

Nah I'm courteous, but literally no one reracks so why should I? I'm a paying customer not a caretaker.

re-racking weights is free gains senpai

Mexican PT is stealing your gains by cleaning up your dumb mess. How are you gonna catch up to him now?

So is watching your wife get fucked by bbc but that doesn't mean I choose to do it.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

why is it always the skinny DYELs who have shitty attitudes like this? they are the equivalent of fat people at a restaurant

Just be quiet and pick up the weights so I don't have to.

The only bullying I have seen at the gym, was a guy teabagging another guy while he was using the bench. Turned into a yelling match, and the front desk told the one to leave and he wasn't welcome back.

the guy who got teabagged right

No the one slapping his nuts on the other guys head.

jaja

Yep, gahd dammit.

Am I gay If this fake story gives me a half chub?

>next on stories that actually happened

Me and Nicky workout together. When we do shoulders, Nicky helps me up with my seated 60lbs DB press. Then Nicky maintains contact with my arms throughout full ROM. After I'm done with my 8-12 reps I slam them on the ground and give Nicky a high five. Me and Nicky run that bitch.