Shit your DYEL friends say

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>I just want to get toned

>Creatine does not work bro

>Im Italian, so my legs are naturally big so I dont need do work them (background, my friend has skinny fucking legs)

>I'm trying to go running again, but my feet hurt.
>I didn't like the shoes the athletics store told me to get
>can we stop at the store? I need cigarettes.

>I used to bench about 315, I just haven't gone to the gym in a while.

Wat
So given the fact that I am Italian, have big legs from playing rugby 3 years + genetics i will be a fucking trex if i keep working them

My worst one is a friend from high school who I frequently consider losing my virginity to, but instead I just masturbate and immediately decide I'd have felt like shit if I actually fucked her because she's too chubby. 7/10 face but she's fridge-mode.

>looks at nutrition facts of fun size hershey bars (after eating a few)
>"wait, can I eat these? Yeah, I can eat these"
>proceeds to eat about fifteen mini hershey bars

>"French fries are my weakness. I make sure to never finish my fries at Steak and Shake"

>"I wish I was a guy so I could always eat whatever I wanted"

>"My least favorite thing about college is the freshman fifteen. I don't know how some people avoid it"

She took one cardio class in high school, but she has never been thin and now she just lifts light weights about once a week and thinks it's a good amount of exercise, bless her little heart.

LMFAO! Really like your third one, heard it many times.
LMFAOOOOO! The dyel national anthem
Apparently
Lord knows the blessings wont keep her own gainz goblin away.

>i really dont have to do anything, my metabolism is killer

>all you need to do is run

>you're eating way too much

>Why do you go the gym, user? Why not do something functional?

I can tell that you're new here

We all gotta start somewhere.
I payed my dews and read the sticky.