/fraud/ general

>they might want to change themselves

On my 3rd week of sarms and here in Australia they are prescription and you have to inject them because they don't come in oral versions.
The weather has gotten cold but my workouts have become so intense that I'm covered in sweat which is something that didn't even happen during summer. I can workout for so long that the only reason i leave the gym is because i have to go to work or I've run out of things to do.
The weight has piled on in two weeks i put on 5lbs.

Facial hair got thicker and grows faster. Didn't fill in though so it's just a pain to shave.
Face seems more aesthetic somehow no idea why.
My face is wierd in that below like 14% I'm a solid 7 but above I go down to a 4, just a blob looking mother fucker
Since starting though my face seems more masculine and im still a 5-5.5 at 18%bf which is a welcome change
Can't wait to see how it is at 10%

>half of the ig "models" would probably do that shit, can't imagine the wage cliff between the ones that really made it and the rest that might get some extra cash here and there
Tbh they are whores. Morally there's not much separating alot of bikini girls from porn stars. I'm not even talking about competing... I'm talking about the type of women who are drawn to it. Almost all of these girls have price. You have no idea what they'd do for 100k+/yr

>looking back at your open tabs and search history and literally seeing your descent into complete degeneracy
German and Czech porn gets weird....

Fairly certain fraud threads are the only place for straight people on Veeky Forums

how do you all deal with the acne, shrunken balls and mood swings?

starting this stuff was a mistake, i feel like im in fucking 9th grade again...

How do you explain the feminine penises then?

Acne and mood swings are high estro you moron. And you dont deal with testicular atrophy you embrace it.
Jesus what an insecure little bitch.

take your ai

>German and Czech porn
thats the good stuff though

What would happen if I just did a solid cycle of GH and nothing else?

You'd get leaner, have better sleep, have more energy.

>cycle
>hgh

That's going to be one long ass cycle.

just no, man.

Prescription? Really? Tell me more, I've never looked into them but I'm very interested in 'pharma' grade SARMS.

Bonds are fine as part of an already diversified portfolio for retirement, but for a 20 year old, no. I'm assuming it's just a cultural thing, government money and whatnot being seen as the safe investment. There's a reason I don't touch 'entry level' clients, it would do my fucking head in.

A guy I used to work with at my old job just did a diploma in financial planning and thinks he's qualified enough to create his own product and plan people's futures - then they tell me what he did and my jaw hits the fucking ground because he's basically fucking away their entire savings and retirement fund. I want to tell all of his clients to fuck off from him because he's basically just playing with their money and has no clue.

>You have no idea what they'd do for 100k+/yr

Stock me up on tren suspension and Viagra and I'll find the limit.

steroids are for manlet faggots

Thanks buddy

You have been slacking lately

looks like we've got an investment opportunity

don't forget to drink your milk so you don't get osteoporosis

You'd want caverject as well. Get that diamond dick even stronger.

k lets do it

WOLOLO

i know this is off topic but is modafinil legit?

i tried noopept and a bunch of different 'smart drugs' before that did nothing, dont want to waste more cash

It keeps you awake and alert and eliminates fatigue, that's about it. Won't increase motivation or focus, won't give you jitters.

/fraud/ how the fuck do I get flexible? Always pissed me off how I have 0 flexibility

Stretch you fucking retard. Jesus.

doesn't work for me, I always do it and then the next day or two later I just wind up less flexible than before.

Don't stretch then. fuck

Planning to drop down a weight class when my cycle starts. Going to be pretty basic, 500mg Test a week, maybe Halo 2 weeks out from my meet. I have about 6kg to lose in 3 months in order to safely water cut down to make weight. Will this be possible? I'm asking this retard question because it seems like it's easy to recomp on roids, but hard to actually make the scale go down because of the mussel

Take some stimulants. Caffeine or yohimbe

>stretch once
>not flexible
>lift once
>not arnold

Jesus fucking christ does testosterone increase appetite? I've had EIGHT fucking bowls of reese's puffs today please forgive me for my sins

No, placebo does though.
>first shot of test
>awww shit bruh I feel fuckin swole bruh I'm a superhuman goddamn I'm hungry IS THIS WHAT OMNIPOTENCE IS??

FAGS

You're doing something wrong. Maybe going too hard and not allowing your body to recover.try stretching in the morning lightly.

Come here bb I'll show you how real men fuck

Bro i took my first shot of tren today and i raped 4 women and fucked my gf with a baseball bat. 30 pounds of muscle already!

Pure insanity
If Ronnie wasn't such a pussy and user tren imagine how huge he'd be

Placebo

Not placebo

Llama pls

Serious question

Are the risks of taking juice worth it? Are there any that don't have some side effects?

>are there any that don't have side effects

No.

>are the risks worth it?

Steroid use can have a lot of health effects both short term and long term. Dosage makes the poison. Smoking one cigarette won't give you cancer, nor will one cycle kill your heart. With proper use, side effects can be mitigated, but there is always a chance of consequences down the line decades for now. It's up to you to decide if it's worth it.

Yes theyre worth it. All drug have side effects, with proper supplementation you can avoid most.

What do you think the guy in the middle uses?

Little boys anus

What the fuck is wrong with the left guys arms? Unaesthetic as fuck senpai

So I want to go for my first ride.. Pharmacom Tren-E + Dianabol for 10 weeks. Anything I should know? From what I can tell the Tren-E doesn't metabolise into estrogen so will I need PCT with just the DBol?

Nigga you're about to go full retard

Pls stop before you hurt yourself and study more.

First of all you don't need Tren first cycle. Especially Tren E...

YOU ALWAYS NEED PCT. I'd do HcG with Tren too.

You can't run a cycle without test. Lurk more and come back when you have a non retarded question.

>babbys first cycle
>how about just some test for 10-12 weeks to see how it is

Dip your fuckin feet in the water first mate, can't just go full tard straight into tren

My first cycle was 1g tren 500 test 20 sdrol and it was great, but you're right this guys a fucking moron if he thinks he can do no test and no PCT.

Tren A is one thing but Tren E. Ester is too long for a beginner who has no clue what the fuck he's doing.

Also that's a fuckload of gear for a first cycle. Tren and Sdrol both have some of the worst sides. Almost unnecessary amt of gear. Could've probably gotten good gains off a first cycle of something easier like test dbol.

Tren or deca, my lads? Which do you prefer for gaining size?

Deca for size. Personally I won't touch deca, but it's just personal preference, I get some bad sides and acne

I used tren e. And I've tried dbol since, its complete shit. I roid to look good not like a fat bloated turd with moonface.

Tren. Deca is close in terms of mass gain but the bloat isnt worth it.

Effective methyltren doses kgo

Found my source does 1mg/30ml vials, thinking about giving it a hit

...

Thanks for the advice - I would have just ordered the gear otherwise. Is there a good site to read up on this stuff? Like erowid for juice?

>1 day left for DNP cycle
>body's fine
>face is bloated to insane levels that no amount of diet or liquid can cure
>even taking aldactone like a fucktard
>still no go

I fucking hate this shit i don't even want to show up in the gym looking like a potatohead like chris jones.

The only solace is I work night shifts in a grocery and only see workmates.

Fuck life.

Made a thread originally but was told I would get better advice here.

As far as sides go I've been on half cc of test 250 for a month already (which I'm told is a pretty low dosage) and haven't experienced anything i would consider abnormal. And I've made decebt strength gains in that time.

>125mg test a month
u wot mate

I thought SARMs didn't have side effects

Should have been more clear. Babbys first ride sorry.

Half cc of test 250 once a week for a month already

>slapping someone that has the mental capacity of a 10 year old
Smh Rich Slapiano

Still low as fuck, like cruise dose can be about 250mg/week

How can you get juice or SARM's or peptides in Australia?

Which is why i wanted to move up to the stack i posted in my first post. I'm a little nervous cause I've never taken that much of anything at the same time. Just wanted to see what more experienced people had to say before i went through with it

1 gram per week is okay, just make it longer like 12 weeks

So you think I should stay on what im doing instead of moving up to that stack?

what you posted is 1gram a week nigga pls read the reddit wiki or some shit at least kek

Anyone taking, ever taken, or interested in taking Insulin?

I've been diabetic for a while and I recently read up on its use in bodybuilding, specifically for muscle development. I'm interested to get a feel for how many people actually use the stuff and what the consensus is on the stuff outside of diabetic care.

???

what he posted is 500mg/week, where are you seeing a gram

>250x2=500
>100x2=200
>100x3=300
>500+200+300=1000
wut

>aldactone
>DNP

fuck is wrong with you?

Dude, you don't go to a fucking website and learn EVERYTHING about steroids then buy them. It's a huge decision. Heck, I'm only 19, but have been reading and researching since I was 15 about AAS. I'm not even taking them for another two years, and I'm still consuming knowledge.

Have you got PCT sorted?
Bloods done?
Know which sites you're going to inject?
Know how much of a STUPID idea it is to run two heavy compounds your first cycle, ESPECIALLY tren e (enjoy having to handle sides)?

Lurk for 6 more months, put on another 5lbs, then re-evaluate. You have no idea how seriously you can fuck yourself up.

For all intensive purposes, TRT (Testosterone) is the main steroid used, and will be the main one referenced by older people on HRT and athletes.

You don't watch some 90 minute long documentary on Netflix and decide its in you and your healths best interest to run a cycle of trenbolone and dianabol. LMAO.

Not him, but where did you get all your knowledge senpai?

>DNP
>Fuck life

Yeah, you have to hate life to be able to put that shit in your body

Everywhere

wegrhtyjgj

Exactly, you gotta be nuanced with this.

This is not the board to learn about the steroids, where people just yolo using drugs and steroids together while fapping to trannies with a feminine penis and talking about pedophilia

You can Google pretty much about anything and find everything out yourself

Any books / websites to recommend?

I'd rather be dead/flabby(with a normal face) than be olympia physique + moonfaced.

you're a faggot.

tren/test/mast ultimate first cycle.

Missing the insulin/HGH?
Seriously though, I know people who have thrown in tren to their first cycle and started with no developed muscle, their skin is sickening and they look like a dried up leaf.

ALWAYS if you're a casual roider (99% of this board) start with a basic test cycle, that way you can see how you respond to hormones, build a base, and then be able to go from there.

If you want to look like a tiny roidhead with a lot of underdeveloped mass (see bignattydaddy) blast tren with no knowledge.

>TRT (Testosterone)

>pic related

You know what it meant.
Testosterone (TRT)

What happened to him. is he still alive

Who is bignattydaddy?

Any links to pictures or Instagram that isn't the resolution of my thumb

any anons here to chime in with superdrol experiences?