20 Chads show up at your local gym

>20 Chads show up at your local gym
What do?

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Bukakke on fitbunnies face.

Use the squat rack so I'll never have to be near them

>hey you little shit I was using that

So weird..a lot of them really dont look like chads

proceed to lift more than any of them weigh

>2 niggers
>chads

Nice try, shlomo.

Ask em if they wanna work in. If they dont, show em the nudes I got of thier gfs

ask them for roids and became one of the chads

What the fuck is a chad?

>oh you lift for girls lol?
>whatever makes you happy I guess

ask them to stop me

god, i just want someone who wont bump the fucking bar with their fingers. how goddamn hard is it to stay the fuck away from the bar until i say something, you fucking


M O R O N S

s-sorry

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somebody who is genetically superior to you in every way

>swedes
>Superior

Hoooo boy fire up the memes

>Swedish cuckboy
>superior
Nah.

Become the 21st

>come fucking on user, stop being a pussy and come to this club with us
>I'm SURE you'll find someone

Srs question:
How hard is it to be one of these models?

I feel like I'm approaching the point where my relaxed state looks like OPs pic. I won't attempt to tryout for something like this for another year or two just cause I have a baby face, but realistically I am also around the 5'9-5'10 range.

I feel like it would be easy to just stand around, right?

Finally. I am home.

those aren't Chads, those are low T faggots

women like men who are highly androgenized

Suck all of their cocks whether they like it or not. Yeah that'll show them

yeah, you're right

Ask one of them what his routine is to get so lean.
Chat him up whilst walking over to the squat rack where I have 315 loaded up and rep it out while still talking to him in the mirror.
>"Oh that's cute. Maybe you can show me how you developed your quads like that too. Come on and work in with me bro."

Outlift them

Lift them

Seems you are the one who likes highly androgenized men.

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Are chads nice people?
Maybe ask for advice

Chads come in all different shapes and sizes...actually that just bs.

Some are nice and some aren't, most of them really don't care though.

>5'9-5'10 range
>thinks he has any chance in modelling

Individually fuck each of them in the butthole to assert my dominance.

gay orgy them

>picture of girl paid to pretend to kiss a dyel faggot
>"girls like low test!!!!!"

Chase them off my back porch with my shotgun cause homegym master race

this
friend of mine tried to apply, he is a very pretty ottermode guy
he was told the height of 180 cm is the bare minimum, and this is manletland

He could model underwear
It's all about thickness in filling out the garment for that.
Most male underwear models are between 5'8" and 5'11", depending on the cut, with shorter models working in briefs and trunks and taller models in boxers and jockeys.
But yeah, in general, male models are 6'1-6"3 and 165-185lbs, with an additional 15 pounds for athletic wear.
I'm a 5'9" thick manlet (176 pounds) with a six pack and muscle separation in my legs and I've modelled underwear and swimwear in the past.

p-pics?

Is that truly captain sweden? He is so tolerant!

>LEMME KNOW YOUR 1RM

...

>Most male underwear models are between 5'8" and 5'11"
No, they are not.

have a gangbang no homo

proceed to outlift all of them

A&Fmode is optimal ladygetting mode

>tfw 6'1

>looking for niggers
fuck off /pol/

maybe reddit or more your flavour

I know you can't let go of your /pol/ memes but Swedes are generally regarded as the best looking people on Earth

Tall, White, Aryan, Smart, Beautiful

>Swedes are generally regarded as the best looking people on Earth

that's a funny way of spelling Norway

>homegym
>20 dudes show up in my basement
>mfw
>mfw i have no face

A. Danes are taller and better looking
B. Swedes are the most cucked society in the world
C. While some are fat and shitty, the creme of the crop are Americans and if they aren't they are trying to become one.

America is the greatest country on earth, prove me wrong.

Ya can't bitch

A lot of work goes into looking fit while eating whatever the fuck you want and not going to he gym at all let alone working out.

> aryan


Last I checked, that's a dying race

This dude looks infinitely better than all the faggots in OPs picture.

No he doesn't. He's black.

>that forearm vein
>those pecs
>those abs
>that jawline

Fuck i'm mirin. Who the fuck is this guy?

Who is that? Mirin hard lmao

>>whatever makes you happy I guess
>9 11 13
>9 11
Is that what makes you happy? IS IT??? GOD DAMN TERRORISTS TAKIN OUR GFs

>tumblr_lmaubizibC1qag9xpo(...).jpg
>tumblr_lmau
heh. I chuckled

Post a face pic and I'll get you an answer. Good friends with a couple big models

Damn it where is that picture from? It's making me rage and aroused at the same time

Is that moot

I was talking about the Greensboro jock.

>modelling is hard work
>you have to wait around and do nothing a lot

>get bent faggot
I'm not the one getting banned from the gym if he gets physical

is he gong to put those drills up my ass

...

I'm bigger and probably taller than literally all of them.
Now this dude is actually impressive-looking, even if I actually might be a little bigger than him too.

>average heigh swedish males 18-25: 5'11.5
>average heigh Danish males 18-25: 5'11.1
Manlets, when will they learn?
>Stockholm has been voted time and time again to have the sexiest men in the world.

thelocal.dk/20140725/danes-least-beautiful-in-scandinavia
>Danes voted "least beautiful" in scandinavia
>Danes voted to have the ugliest language in europe.
Even the Japs know what's up, pic related.

Stay mad little brother :)

keep doing my business
i have my workout to do

He's known as the Greensboro Jock, apparently he's a successful business owner now. Doesn't surprise me at all.

That pic is hilarious, he is just the embodiment of a stereotypical american jock

Chad doesn't need to lift to have a 10/10 body so I don't worry and go about my routine.

nice try but swedes are about as attractive as finns on average since a lot of you aren't tall, white or aryan, danes and norwegians are undoubtedly more attractive

>Ignores Croatia's superiority in sports
Fuck off, Jeff

Norwegian here, Swedes are definitely the most "pretty" of us.

We in particular are a lot more robust, cavemannish and less conventionally attractive than them. I consider it a plus though.

Greensboro jock mode is best mode

hahaaaaa nope.

He looks like a Kinder Chocolate poster boy.

>its an /r9k/ thread

don't kid yourself man, swedish GIRLS are regarded to be some of the most attractive (and that is true desu). The guys, however, are a different story. They are pretty much innocent cuck tier. I'd know, I've been with plenty of Swedish girls.

Remind them that they are my bitches and then proceed to fight them all

Norwegians are the most Viking of the Scandies
The Danish kinda let it drift off after the 70's so they've gone full effeminate just like Esti

Yeah, but both in terms of genotype and phenotype we diverge from both danes and swedes. This is especially apparent in the west (due to higher genetic purity), typically we are slightly broader and bigger both in features and build and generally a little swarthier and red-haired on average.

Swedes are very lithe and "pretty" on average I would say, again its a matter of taste, but I'd definitely say they conform much better to classical aesthetics than we do.

>viking meme

>get fucked mate, what are you gonna do about?

Become the 21st

Continue to outlift them all.

>5'11.5
Still manlet tho

Netherlands however, are 6'0.5

start kissing on one of them til i reach for the second, whos in mid lift, and stroke his bare chest, and he puts the dumbbells down and starts massaging my back as i continue to make out, then he pulls my pants down and this is when we really get into it as he starts fingering my tight little asshole while the first guy is now fondling my junk as i whimper with my tongue in his mouth. one by one the others stop training and join us, centered around me, the helpless little fuck boy ( i forgot to mention im way less ripped that they are), they take their turns having their way with me until im left a trembling little cumrag in the middle of the gym, then they all return to their training and i fall asleep on the floor

pls never change, Veeky Forums

>Weaktugal

You are all delusional. All of you guys are the same fucking people. There is no difference.

Just like there is barely any difference between germany/netherlands/aus.

Just like there is barely any difference between france/brussel.

Just like there is barely any difference between ukraine/russia.

Just like there is barely any differene between syria, irak, or whatever.

You are all delusional faggots.

Also only your woman are hot, the men are faggots.

>fall asleep on the floor
Fucking dropped. Disgusting. You'll catch a cold like that

/pol/shits pls go

Typical day at the gym. I suppose I'm just gonna go ahead and lift.

>I use a private gym for football players cause my dad is really tight with the owner.
>Got my own key and everything
>Complete autist
>DYEL
>Act entitled anyway
>dgaf

reddit is more your flavor

CHAD eats PIZZA in the SQUAT RACK

I don't know.