This guy slaps your ass 3 times in a row at the gym, what do you do?

This guy slaps your ass 3 times in a row at the gym, what do you do?

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Order 66 his candy ass

>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, killing him instantly

Cry like a bitch yell autism move on

DONT BRO IM AUTISM

mag drumpth so many holes in his asshole that it looks like xxxon mobile oril rig

*teleports behind you*

Suck his dick.

nothing because beating him would be cardio, and cardio kill gains

There better be a video with this

call brad and wait for his reply

>Stop it Rich, one more time and it counts as cardio..

Underrated post

You mean Rule 303?

Nothin personnel, kid

Rich Piano looks like fucking megamind

he looks like a fucking gears of war character

literally lold at these.

>implying he didn't alreadly leave humanity's behinds for better thing

of courshe

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I'd turn 360 degrees and just walk away

jab to the face

FOUR SLAPS, C'MOOOOOOOON!

rich moves like snail slow so really you're good no matter what you do

Why does he have those weird lines on the top of his head? No bald guys I know have those.

Tactical roll to my car and get my rifle and body armor.

By him slapping me first it indicates he is desiring to enter into mutual slap boxing combat, and is waiving any right to press charges.

Inform him that I am not mentally disabled.

This should prevent any further slapping

Cum

offer him some scoops

What's that little device he's always wearing? Is it a direct phone line to CIA in case his ninja services should be needed?

>This guy slaps your ass 3 times in a row
>what do you do

Die, probably.

Tell him that I'm not autistic.

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I'm not sure his arms have enough RoM to slap anything.

>try to punch him
>he catches my hand
>wrestles me to the ground and puts my hand behind my back
>pulls down my pants
>and puts his big juicy dick into my ass while sucking on my ear lobes and telling me that everything is going to be ok

>3? that's it? 4 slaps, C'MON

>Having so weak of glutes that 3 ass smacks kills you

Squat more, faggot.

I just got really scared because he could actually do this to me.